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Blackbriar

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  1. And The Mogg as Foreign Secretary........and chancellor........and Home Secretary.........and anything else he fancies a go at !
  2. At least the Taliban wouldn't attack - they'd all be praying at the same time !
  3. I'm trying to imagine a Marine sergeant's response, at being asked to quietly hold a perimeter, while Trooper Akbar kneels down and starts wailing at the top of his voice !
  4. I'm wondering if Osborne got his deposit back on the van yet ?
  5. It's to make the armed forces more diverse and inclusive...........(I actually felt nauseous saying that !). Actually, should we still say 'armed forces' ? Sounds a bit hostile, doesn't it ? Probably an implication of violence in it, too ! I mean, ideas that that might put some people off applying, if they thought that they might get shouted at or ordered around - wouldn't want to cause offence, after all. Maybe we could just enlist more ethnics, women and other minorities, irrespective of their suitability ? As long as they can make their own placards, that should be enough. They wouldn'
  6. Sausages are about the only thing that gets a label check from me...........and that's why !
  7. A few of the pedestrian underpasses in Milton Keynes look like that. !
  8. Horrible things - can't stand them !
  9. Wellies and a dressing gown ! You're just teasing now !
  10. The Mogg has more brains than that shower of 5hit put together ! Apparently, at one demo, one of the great unwashed told him to "f*** off and die !" JRM said "And if I do, dear sir, will you pray for my mortal soul ?"
  11. You'd make an old man feel happy........or a happy man feel old !
  12. Put the pic up, and let us decide for ourselves ! Pretty please ?
  13. When I was a boy, all our front doors opened straight onto the pavement - no front gardens. It was a poor neighborhood, but it had standards ! Every house kept 'their' bit of the street clean and tidy.......litter picked up (by the kids, on the order of their mothers), swept daily and anyone making a mess was taken to task ! Net curtains were kept white and windows washed at least weekly. If a household didn't do it, social convention dictated that they would be branded "chatty mares", and they would be quietly spoken to.........I well remember my sainted mum saying that a neighbour was
  14. My sainted mum says she knows what's wrong with this country in general and the snowflakes in particular, and she's never given me reason to doubt her in the past. She puts it simply as "nobody cares what anyone thinks of them anymore !" There was a time when you kept a tidy house, kept your kids clean and brought them up decently - in fact, I was taught "do as you're told, don't answer back, respect your elders - because I said so, that why!" Now, a lot of people happily live in crap holes, trailing raggy ar5ed kids around, contribute little to their own lives and care not a jo
  15. I bet they make Iove with the lights out...........in case it burns his ar5e ! OR He said "You've got a big fanny. You've got a big fanny" She said "Why did you say it twice ?" "I didn't !"..........
  16. Sir Winston would have 5hit the lot of 'em ! F***ing shower of w4nkers ! Disrespectful to the greatest leader this country has ever had...........and to every man, woman and child that bravely followed in his mighty footsteps ! I would happily have slung the lot of them out - on my own, if needs be !
  17. Those of us of a certain age may remember the grand old lady of the Dales, and her memorable TV appearances. She was a true character - a tough and determined lady, who faced adversity that would have most of us crying for our mum's ! Sadly, the old girl has died, aged 91, and the world is a little worse off, for her passing. https://www.itv.com/news/calendar/2018-01-31/hannah-hauxwell-dies-aged-91/
  18. Hot Meat often had me laughing like a drain.............and Attack Fell Terrier - I've laughed til I couldn't breathe !
  19. BPR and Outlaw Pete...............much missed !
  20. I'd go there........and I don't drink coffee !!
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