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  1. Blackbriar
    I recently acquired the second one of those..... If I turn my security light off, my back garden is in total darkness. The T20 IR torch lights it up like daylight, to the back of the garden 15 metres away, the wide floodlight giving a good wide field of view. I tried across the fields over my back fence, with the beam narrowed right down, and it gives good, clear vision out to a good 30 metres + Can't wait to try it out in earnest !
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    I had the next joke lined up, but decided to pullet.
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    This is down to non-delivery of orders, not an actual chicken shortage. So, it probably means that many tons of chicken will have to go to waste - and that's the real shame !
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    This is bad news if you're a bit peckish..........
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    I don't want to ruffle feathers, but I don't give a cluck really !
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    A crisis now so deep, that some have sought emergency police assistance............ https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/kfc-chicken-shortage-met-police-called-over-fast-food-chains-chicken-drought-a3771416.html THL pun-slingers..................GO !!
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    Mate I'm with you on most of those ! Anyone's picture above Her Majesty is enough to have you taken outside and shot, as far as I'm concerned ! The only things that operate on gas are cookers and boilers ! Nothing wrong with miles..........f*** kilometres ! Moving on......... How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ? 3 ! One to hold the bulb and two to turn the ladder ! Just to give us an idea of their mindset, if they go into a toilet, where one fella is already taking a pee, is it acceptable to stand at the urinal next to him ???? An
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    At least you're maintaining SOME standards, I suppose. But (just for the record) only dreary Cockneys in EastEnders say "cuppa"............... You could try introducing hot Bovril drinks - that should f*** 'em up...........a whole bunch !
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    You don't drink tea ?!? Good god..........what kind of Englishman are you ? What do you do at times of crisis, for goodness sake ? I make tea even when I've no time to drink it ! You'll be telling me that you say "things have gotten worse" or that you've had a "whole bunch of beers" next ! Please tell me that you still apologise when someone steps on your foot and that you think queue jumping should be punishable by death ! Put the kettle on and pull yourself together, man !
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    Do you need decent tea bags and proper chocolate as well ?
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    Because we pay for their water, as well as ours ! Just £3 a month will supply clean water ???? I think I'll live over there - mine is £25 !!!!
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    Buy a 6 pack of Stella ! https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/stella-artois-and-waterorg-team-up-to-encourage-beer-lovers-to-make-your-super-bowl-party-matter-300583078.html
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    I hope they see it through ! Muslim and Jewish boys have it done by someone who isn't medically qualified, as a result of having their parents' religious beliefs forced on them. I'd like to see the French idea adopted, and have all religious symbols banned in public places.
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    I've mentioned the Hungarian PM Viktor Orban a couple of times now. Here is a popular national leader who unapologetically actually says what he means - no misquotes or false attributions ! http://www.dw.com/en/hungarys-orban-tells-germany-you-wanted-the-migrants-we-didnt/a-42065012 http://www.dw.com/en/hungarys-orban-threatens-pro-refugee-ngos-slams-muslim-immigration/a-42638009 https://www.ft.com/content/7ecde2c2-af12-329a-9133-29a7bee08e31 And there's lots more..............(but my Hungarian friend gets annoyed ! He says it should be Orban Viktor.....)
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    Don't get me wrong VM - it will be no surprise to anyone that I agree with every word of the quote, and the sentiments behind it. It just wasn't Ms. Gillard that said it...........unfortunately !
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    Yeah ! Maybe there is a case for humane euthanasia ? Actually, I wouldn't see "humane" as a red line issue...........
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    If he wants to implement his earth-shattering ban on foie gras, he can't do it while we're in EU..........!
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    Isn't this his 4th conviction ? 4TH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    And still no-one baying for his blood, no funding withdrawal, no calls for an enquiry, no ruined reputation ? Can't imagine why...............
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    It's a finer line between "can I buy you a drink ?" and putting your hand on her ar5e !
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    I heard this the other day on LBC - Wandsworth council, if memory serves. They're introducing fines for tree climbing, football and other antisocial activities, including really annoying picnics !
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    The only reason the investigation into Cox was dropped was because he resigned, before it could be completed. So, he's resigned from a post he didn't hold at the time of the alleged offence(s), even though he denies any major transgression.............distinct whiff of damage limitation, I reckon. Him and his kind have railed against Oxfam's alleged offenders, but their outrage only seems to be fired up as long as they're not implicated !
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    ............husband of murdered MP resigns over sexual assault allegations. https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/feb/18/brendan-cox-resigns-from-charities-amid-sexual-assault-claims
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    No leader this side of Viktor Orban...........
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    Sadly, the quote isn't what it seems.......... https://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/likeitorleaveit.asp
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