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Blackbriar

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  1. Gays, theatrical types and social misfits.
  2. Potatoes, strawberries, courgettes, peas, broad, French and runner beans, 6 tomato varieties, various chilli's & bell peppers, cucumber and butternut squash..........a cherry tree and an apple tree. As well as a shed, summerhouse, gazebo and (thanks to the good Lady) enough solar lights to put Blackpool prom to shame !
  3. I'm no lawyer, but you could exercise your right to remain silent - at least until you know what the craic is ?
  4. The pistoleers tell me they're bit more reliable down a shorter barrel. Still not pinpoint, but no doubting that they hit with a wallop !
  5. Every time I think they've reached the giddy limits of their idiocy, they manage to prove me wrong ! Is it just me, or has the whole process gone completely mad ? Or is this all some elaborate joke ? https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/im-going-change-your-nappy-12511101
  6. Brings a whole new meaning to "she's got the painters in" !!
  7. I believe that the procedures are mainly carried out on women (obviously !) of, shall we say, "a certain faith".
  8. All tthis in the name of cost-cutting and removing unnecessary expenditure. And yet...... https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/6258675/woman-nhs-funded-virginity-restoring-operations/
  9. If Einstein was a DJ, would he call himself MC Squared ?
  10. Most of the ones I see look like they're going to keel over at any second ! All red in the face, huffing and puffing - I thought it was mean from be good for you ! My doctor told me I should take up something that's not too exerting, but got me mildly out of breath on a regular basis.............so I started smoking again !
  11. I just turned 55, and I'm definitely on the downward slope of life........ I'm 6ft and 15 stone. I've got heart disease and arthritis in my knees and hands, but I'll never give in ! I've played both forms of rugby, boxing, kickboxing and finally gave up Muay Thai at 35. I think that how strong your mind is matters more than whether your body is failing (because they all do, in the end !). I know a young fella who is constantly ribbing me about being old, worn out and washed up - I tell him " I might be old and slow, but if I catch you, you're in f***ing trouble !"
  12. "Only the wicked run, when no-one chases........" (Proverbs 28:1)
  13. I've only ever had the odd one here and there. What I usually do is ask them to hang on (there's someone at the door, something burning on the cooker etc).............then just go back to what I was doing. Go back after 30 minutes or so, and they've usually hung up - which is very rude, if you ask me !
  14. And I'll bet they were all good boys, who never stepped out of line, loved everyone and went to church every Sunday ?
  15. Last night's docu featured several "community leaders", who described the Chicago murder rate as "State sponsored killings"...........! The lack of jobs, poor educational achievement, limited ambition etc are (they claim) a direct result of government policies, aimed directly at undermining the black community, to keep them subjugated and 'in their place' ! It seems, to me, that that type of 'leader' spends so much time trying to make black people into victims.........while they ignore the fact that ideas like theirs are actually part of the problem !
  16. Stats seem to show that, if you're an American gun owner, the person you're most likely to kill is yourself !
  17. Bit of a tangent, but I watched a documentary late last night that threw up a couple of stats that pricked my ears up - "Life and death in Chicago"........a city plagued by gun violence, to the extent that someone is shot every 2 hours , on average. Of those, 2 or 3 will be fatally wounded. But here's the thing...........Chicago has some of the most restrictive gun laws in the US. There are no gun shops in the city - none whatsoever ! Restricted gun ownership = lower gun deaths........not in Chicago, apparently !
  18. You're not the first to say that - but the good Lady loves him, and while she's happy, she's leaving me alone !
  19. That's the little ba5tard !
  20. For many years, I worked on research into erectile dysfunction...........but I'm semi-retired now.
  21. The good lady BB has a 3 kilo Chihuahua that goes f***ing nuts if anyone touches her. (Mind you, we've been married nearly 20 years so the touching's not really an issue..........) Just glad she didn't choose a Rottie !
  22. The Prometheus arrived today. Many thanks to Jon, for the fun that I'm sure will be had tomorrow !
  23. She came from Greece, she had a thirst for knowledge.........."

    1. walshie

      walshie

      She studied sculpture at St. Martins College. 

    2. ChrisJones

      ChrisJones

      That's where I...

    3. walshie

      walshie

      Caught her eye.

  24. We used to leave the door open, and the heat from the extension kept the whole house warm ! F***ing neighbour grassed me up ! Some surveyor-type jobsworth came round from the council - "safety rules, need permission, duty of care" blah, blah. "How can we know it's safe, for start ?" he said - "Because I'm not dead and my dogs have slept in here for two months with it burning" isn't an acceptable answer, apparently ! Why can't people mind their own business these days ?
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