Blackbriar
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Her Majesty is 92, Prince Phillip is approaching 97. Just saying like.............
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We could engage him in a battle of wits ? But it's ungentlemanly to fight an unarmed man !
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I can only speak for myself, but in my case, "YES" ! I have enormous respect and support for Her Majesty, and it will be a terrible day for this country when she goes................but Charles is a prick ! No integrity, questionable morals. I've met him a couple of times, and the only way I can describe him is that there's no warmth or kindness to his character - unlike his mother.
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Shame she has no powers, but she represents tradition, continuity and stability - all the things that our so-called leaders are slowly eroding.
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Bless you ma'am and long may your reign continue. God save the Queen !
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Firstly, most of the Allied soldiers who died did so because they were shot or stepped on ordinance.............and secondly, not a single soldier fights for Lockheed Martin. Oh, and thirdly, you talk shite, for disrespecting braver men than you !
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Why is it that a wasp can get through a slighlty open window, but can't get out of a fully open door ? F***ing things !
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"Spasticus Autisticus" by Ian Dury was (and I believe still is) banned by the BBC. Not because of its title - surprisingly - but because of the line "I wibble when I piddle 'cos my middle is a riddle"................. ...........get your head around that one !
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Most of us would be nicked for what we carry around in our heads !
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Radio play of something as seemingly innocuous as "Money for nothing" by Dire Straits is routinely censored over here, to remove the lyric "That little faggot's got his own jet plane, That little faggot's he's a millionaire"......... Yet YouTube has a video by Hoxton Boys (I believe it's known as 'drill music'), which contains the lyrics "Stick in my shank and twist it" and "Ask the opps (opposing gangs) how much blood we've spilt"........... I don't get it.
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I've long said we're not far away from thought crime........... ..........but if a word, thought of idea is, effectively, banned from use in any context, does it not become a crime to think it ? I know it's a philosophical argument, and it can be proved, but it seems to me that we already have thought crime !
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The nameplate on the photo has been changed to call the dog "Digger"..............no kidding !
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Anything on or in the water is sinkable..........by virtue of the fact that it's on or in the water. And, in fairness, Titanic wasn't a battleship............when the good lady's brother moved to NI, he was in a taxi, and they drove past Harland and Wolfe. The driver said to him "That's where the Titanic was built, you know." He (jokingly) said " I wouldn't brag about it, though !" With a totally straight face, the driver says "It was fine when it left here !"
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I nuked Derby! 300,000 fatalities and several million pounds worth of improvements !
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Who else made him a parachute, and chucked him out the window ?
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Gripping hands 1973. Eagle eyes 1976..............when I was 13 ! I seem to remember one of mine being blond, with a beard.
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Action Man turned him gay ? I'm not sure I want to know how............... And, let's not forget, Action Man should be "Mr No Genitals Whatsoever" !
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I had four ! Eagle eyes, gripping hands, the lot ! One of them talked, when you pulled the string out of his back - "Hold your fire, until I give the order !". Loads of outfits, tons of weapons, a jeep and a helicopter.
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Action Non-Specific Gender ! Just because a man takes care of his appearance, you assume that he rides the Marmite escalator ! I'm reporting you for hate crime !
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I'd hate to see the church roofs where you lot live !
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"I'll bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose !"
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They put out a new version to mark AM's golden jubilee - yes, Action Man is getting on..........and not the slightest bit bowling from the Pavilion End ! Oh, for god's sake ! He looks like he got kicked out of Take That !
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First time I saw it, I went into orbit ! The good lady rushed into the room, to saw what the commotion was - to be greeted by me shouting "Action Man is not gay !" Every time it's on, I want to check something at the screen.
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Welcome, mate. Make your way to the airgun section and I'm sure you'll fit right in. Ultra ? Nice choice - you won't go far wrong with one of those !
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I've always liked the bit that follows that, where he punches Joker, and the camera looks up into Hartman's face - "You will not laugh ! You will not cry ! You will learn by the numbers - I will teach you !"...............jesus, talk about a death stare ! I reckon if you look up "intimidation" in a dictionary, there's just a picture of that stare.
