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Blackbriar

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  1. You're fcuking obsessed BB. Try this one then, just in the interests of balance... I had a Jewish mate who had Tourettes. I wonder how his wife put up with it for so long......then I saw the swear box ! Hàppy now ?
  2. It's no laughing matter ! It's a very distressing condition, which causes great embarrassment to the sufferer.......and I know this from experience !! I've got Tourettes, and it makes me shout out nasty things uncontrollably. Yesterday, I passed a Pakistani fellow, and called out "Good morning, hope you are well, sir !"
  3. 30 quid for a pair of socks......? f**k me, they'd better be good !
  4. Apparently, a female muslim security person stated that she had been offended by his comment......... .......even though she wasn't present at the time ! Seriously, give me strength........
  5. The Thought Police reach new depths of absurdity.... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/9105788/Fireman-Sam-creator-detained-at-airport-for-veil-comment-at-security-gate.html
  6. You've obviously never visited any of the vibrant communities that have had their cultural diversity enriched, and their communal lives improved by ethnic integration.......... ........no, hang on.
  7. Looking at those photos, no right-thinking woman would ever consent !
  8. Blatant scaremongering, nothing more, nothing less ! Our border arrangements with France are a result of a bilateral agreement - nothing, absolutely nothing, to do with EU membership........
  9. I knew an old boy who met Lenny on many occasions. When he told me, my first question (probably understandably) was " What was he like ? " The old fella said "F***ing huge !"
  10. I wonder which group will have their episode edited to make them look like proper f***wits ?
  11. On a brighter note...... Despite Cameron having all the publicity, "Leave" look to have some momentum...... EU referendum: The view from Albion Street - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-35470281
  12. I loved The Bear and Michael Jackson on BoSelecta..........hilarious ! Shamone, motherf***er........
  13. Confirms my long-held belief that the whole fecking world has gone mad !!
  14. I can't claim to be a fan, but a very influential musician, nevertheless...... Earth, Wind & Fire soul band founder Maurice White dies - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-35499149
  15. Latest.... EU referendum: Leaders 'not happy' with UK reform proposals - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-35489335
  16. with that face he's next to host bullseye Smashing, great, super !
  17. Tihs is for real - theres no punchline this time. FOR MANY YEARS WHEN I WAS A LAD, MY BEST MATE WAS CALLED KEITH LEMON (SERIOUSLY). I HAVENT SEEN HIM FOR OVER 30 YEARS, BUT IF ANYONE KNOWS WHERE HE IS.........? WE WENT TO ELLIS GUILFORD SCHOOL IN NOTTINGHAM, AND HE'D BE IN HIS EARLY 50'S NOW. It's a long shot, but you never know.
  18. If I was buying or selling a firearm, would Facebook be the first place I'd go......? Answers on a postcard........
  19. I've got a lurcher and 4 small terriers. All good off the lead, except one of the little 'uns. I've tried every bit of advice and training all to no avail......she disappears over the horizon without looking back ! I've given up and just keep her on a lead !
  20. You really have to wonder about someone who beheads cats......... .......A proper sicko would microwave a cat !
  21. SNARL have said the sentence is too lenient !
  22. Head case ? Fledgling serial killer ? Just to pi55 off cat lovers ?
  23. I'm still laughing at "can we further desecrate your murdered cat's body ?" They do have a sense of the dramatic, those tree-huggers...........
  24. If he tells you, he'll have to kill you !
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