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Blackbriar

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  1. I'm looking forward to my Brexit Christmas dinner.......no Brussels !
  2. You may find yourself living in a shotgun shack....

    1. ftm

      ftm

      you may ask yourself -how did I get here?

    2. dytkos
    3. kanny

      kanny

      There's water at the bottom of the ocean

  3. Before we can reach the sensible and reasoned judgement that we're all so famous for, I think we need more information........
  4. I don't so much hate it, as not see what all the fuss is about !
  5. Would you trust a cannibal to give you a blow job ?
  6. Maybe it was the choice of music ? Perhaps they should have played "Backstabbers".... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4044404/Corbyn-s-Christmas-karaoke-meltdown-Labour-leader-storms-party-rowdy-MPs-chant-want-Tony-sing-Blair-anthem-Things-Better.html
  7. I've got to say that I'm with Desertbred on this one ! Sgt. Blackman was trained, paid and instructed to kill enemy combatants, and that's exactly what he did ! This was not an innocent civilian, or a unlucky bystander - it was an enemy soldier who, only minutes before, had been trying to kill our own men. He picked a fight and he lost, simple as that ! The Geneva Convention is a convenient smoke screen - one that the powers that be invoke when it suits them.
  8. This was on the ITV national news earlier. Royal Mail says he's getting more letters than Santa ! If there is a god, I hope He smiles down on this little man.....
  9. When they kick at your front door, how you gonna come ?

    1. walshie

      walshie

      Their tops are made of rubber?

    2. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      "I'm the only one !"........I hate ego admit to knowing that song, but it's the price you pay for having young grandkids ! I know all the Frozen songs too !! :(

    3. mad4it

      mad4it

      there nothing wrong with the clash they are better than some of the modern shite

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  10. Continuing on the Xmas theme, there's the most important part - the prezzies ! My mum used to make us have breakfast first, but I've got a friend who waits until all the family are gathered for dinner..... The good lady finds it difficult to wait, so she goes for it at a minute past midnight.... ! If you've got kids at home, they'll probably wake you up at some ungodly hour ? When do you open yours ?
  11. If I were to say to you, can you keep a secret ?

    1. Paulnix

      Paulnix

      Would you know just what to do. Or where to keep it?

  12. It's an offence under the Protection of Badgers Act if a person has in their possession "any dead badger or any part of, or anything derived from, a dead badger" I'd say that covers a skull but I'm sure you'll be alright as long as you don't start waving it around in front of the RSPCA. What if you have, in your possession, "any LIVE badger, or any part of......" ?
  13. I'm worried now - I've got one in the shed ! My lurcher found it in a hedgerow - jaw still attached - little f***er wouldn't give it up ! Can I really get in trouble for keeping it ? (It's missing a couple of teeth, but it keeps the good lady out of my shed !)
  14. I was arrested yesterday, for making lewd and childish innuendos. The police asked me to come quietly !
  15. Yes it refers to anyone that has views that don't match the "far lefts" That reminds me of that really disturbing Aphex Twin video.....
  16. Right then, we've decided what for Xmas dinner, and what were having to drink. So, who's coming round to your house for Xmas dinner ? Big family do, or just the two of you ? Maybe it's your first Xmas without the kids ? 'Praps you're having granny round ? We spend Xmas on our own, the kids are all grown up and spread far and wide now, but we have our best friend round for dinner and a few drinks - he's single and he'd be on his own, otherwise. (Luvvie alert !)
  17. It will probably be on some local news tonight, after the "fake toys that could blind a child" story, and the "I'm standing in a gritting depot" report......... And finally tonight, a local couple have given their home to a refugee, in an effort to spread the Christian message.........and to say "hey, everyone, look at me ! Look how great I am ! I'm really with it ! Please tell me how good I am at bandwagon jumping !" Soppy f***ers !
  18. Terrorist is defined as "a person who uses violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in pursuit of political aims" - so it seems pretty clear to me !
  19. You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, when I met you.....

    1. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      I picked you out, I shook you up and turned you around - turned you into someone new !

    2. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      But don't forget it's me who put you where you are now......

    3. dytkos

      dytkos

      And I can put you back there too

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  20. I can't speak for Ireland, but over here, Guiness use to be given to the frail, elderly. I've seen patients in the old geriatric hospitals encouraged to have a glass of an evening, but it was never actually prescribed. It's not especially high in iron, but it does contain a !ot of calories in a small amount - handy, if you're caring for a frail old fella who's not eating very well. Cant stand the stuff, personally.............
  21. National Action (all 60 of them !) committed the cardinal sin, the crime that cannot be forgiven - the final straw was when they criticised Saint Jo of Batley........
  22. Or it could be that 'far right' groups, and their supporters, aren't as willing to support violence as muslims and communists ?
  23. No it wasn't, Combat 18 is not a proscribed organisation. Smashing bunch of fellas, though ! All good to their mum's !
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