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Blackbriar

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  1. I reckon I can lay claim to the most pointless present ! My sister bought me "The Dictionary of Nottingham dialect". If you're wondering why it's pointless........I was born and brought up in Nottingham !!
  2. Who turned out today, to show their support for their local Hunt? Me and the bestie had the usual grand morning out with the Oakley. Nice weather (dry, but a bit windy) and a couple of wee snifters - purely for medicinal purposes, of course. One Xmas tradition I wouldn't miss for the world !
  3. He revealed secrets that he shouldn't have (traitor), then ran away and hid, rather than face the consequences of his actions (coward)....
  4. Edward Showdown is a traitor and a coward.
  5. I wish we'd had Xmas with no telly.....Then I wouldnt have to see that f***ing Amazon advert any more !!
  6. With the exception of Peter Kay, maybe ?
  7. I agree with you on Tommy Cooper, but I'm standing by my dislike of Eric and Ernie..... For me, it's Les Dawson every time....Funniest man ever !
  8. My lurcher took to the ferrets really quickly, but one of the terriers learnt the hard way !
  9. I'm risking being put on trial for heresy here......But I can't stand Morecambe and Wise. Maybe I just don't "get it", but I don't find them funny. There, I said it !
  10. the bald headed one was the scotch guy, poor kunt got hit with 3 land mines. The pressure those were under must have been immense The bald one was Kojak ! Never mind......
  11. Well, we know where we're going, but we don't know where we've been.....

    1. ftm

      ftm

      im on the road to nowhere

       

    2. walshie

      walshie

      Someone take his talking heads cd off him FFS.

    3. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      Were not little children and we know what we want !

  12. Is that the fella with the bald head ? "Who loves ya, baby ?"
  13. Blackbriar

    Poachers

    Its only called poaching if they catch you ! You can receive a heavy fine (apparently !), dogs can be confiscated and woe betide anyone caught poaching with a weapon ! Punishments are nowhere near as harsh as they used to be, though...... The authorities introduced a variety of man-traps and spring-guns, the purpose of which was to kill, mutilate or break the poachers legs, this was mainly as a deterrent to poachers. Punishments for Poachers became worse. Poachers were sentenced to longer terms of imprisonment. The less fortunate were, from 1816, transported to places like New South
  14. Santa's been taken ill for Xmas, but Jeremy Corbyn has been nominated to stand in for him. He's the perfect replacement ! He's got a white beard, promises that everyone will get everything they want..... .....And sensible people laugh at you for believing in him !
  15. Jesus, that's bleak ! Sorry for your loss, mate. At the worst time of year too. Terrible.
  16. The good lady is gutted that "Elf" isn't on this year - she loves it ! I like the first "Home Alone" and although it's not strictly a Xmas film, I never tire of "Planes, Trains and Automobiles"........
  17. Breaking rocks in a hot sun...

    1. dytkos

      dytkos

      I fought the law and the law won

    2. ftm

      ftm

      I needed money cos I had none

  18. Unconfirmed, repeat, unconfirmed reports that the 23 year old Pakistani arrested earlier is NOT the perpetrator of the market attack.......
  19. If i was the England captain, I'd happily go to FIFA headquarters and pay their lousy 35 grand myself........ .....In cash .....In pennies !
  20. Me and the wife made love last night, and it made me feel like a young lad again... ....So you can write your own punchline !
  21. Me too ! This could go down as the day that the excrement REALLY hit the portable air conditioning device ! Maybe not tomorrow, maybe not next week, but Putin will make them regret this !
  22. Sounds like a barrel of laughs at your place, Birdie !
  23. In one of Nic Cage's films (can't remember which), he says "I only trust two people in this world. One of them is me, the other one's not you !"
  24. Can't go far wrong with this, I reckon....
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