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    It means you're on the ball, you know the score You know?
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    This reminds me of the time one of the lads from the factory went to the Hefty Doris's ( also factory staff) place down the Sluice, and came back telling us her bath was full of soil with Leeks growing in it, I don't recall whether he mentioned if they were pot or show leeks, but they were leeks, and no mistake, sorry no pics
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    You know the dance You know?
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    No drinking Putting the miles in on the push iron
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    I don't live anywhere near Yorkshire, but I'd be surprised if there's much in the way of community, most people probably don't even know their next door neighbours name, I hear the Muslims are big on sticking together though
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    The Greggs
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    It's when you can almost smell their halitosis
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    Heretic
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    Grinning slyly as he leaves for Mexborough
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    Paul Kersey
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    Pipe down Shaggy
  12. low plains drifter
    Going back a good few years now, I was on a health and safety course before starting a new job. There was an odd bod lass on this course, she lived in an old caravan somewhere, anyway she was telling us about the time she caught a swan and cooked it in the oven, one day when we went away at breaktime, the tutor locked the door, after break as the tutor unlocked the door and we went back in the room the stench we were hit with was like stagnant water, for some reason the said lass had took her hobnail type boots off and left them fermenting on top of her desk
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    I wouldn't mind a smallholding myself
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    I cannot look at places like that, I'll end up in the XL's
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    That's a bit unfair, I know MC HULL has a quiche fetish and is 3 XL, but let's have it right
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    Ah yes indeed, that is DIDO the all in wrestler from Ypres in Belgium I might have known you'd know something about sea coal
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    Have you flattened a kangaroo?
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    You know the dance kidder Potato shortage, so make do with a big old bag of chips
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    Cucumbers?
  23. low plains drifter
    She's probably on paid leave from the cucumber greenhouse
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    Steady trotting alongside a bike for example,so the dog's up on his toes few mph faster than fast human walking pace
  25. low plains drifter
    Bet she was on the cusp of getting her penis out, and involving one of the wheelie bins
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