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low plains drifter

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  1. Does the £35 option include a happy ending?
  2. Put mine through one last week on the deluxe wash, hardly removed anything, bonnet still covered in sap lol
  3. Best let the new owner of the Hilux know the truck may have come with a hit squad, and to be particularly vigilant incase of an approaching mullet complete with milky eye
  4. Your carcass could be discovered inside a rolled up carpet, like a Greggs sausage roll, amongst the industrial estate shrubbery, circa march 2023
  5. They must have thought you were Ronnie Pickering
  6. He'll be super bantam once he's converted to free range organic
  7. You're awaiting the resurrection of Greb Aren't you?
  8. The dogs are only administering a bit of heavy petting Just pulling the deers leg (and ear) so to speak
  9. Close call this morning kidder Many a slip twixt hand and jar You know?
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