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low plains drifter

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  1. Have you got an element of rusticity about you though?
  2. You're lucky you didn't suffer a clutcher being hared around in the back of an ambo with the sirens whaling
  3. You tight owd gunt, it's only a cup of coffee, it'll not be that when you're receiving tins of craft beers etc, blot outdoors gets sent all kinds of bottles of whaskey for his reviews
  4. Do you think the nation would be mesmerized were I to plug in as Drifter at large and cut about the wilderness with a variety of hand tools washed down with Timothy Taylors Landlord?
  5. T A outdoors and Joe robinet have over a million subscribers, You're their calibre of gadgie, get hooked up, and put an order in for a bespoke yacht, and private jet
  6. Get on it Bush You've already got the Moniker Just think of all the Chinese tents, stoves, headlamps and lanterns etc that you'll be sent, you'll have to rent a warehouse to store it all, and employ that O J Simpson looking fella of yours as security
  7. Hughie's simmering away on the back burner for the time being, but just you wait until he gets his man strength
  8. He could always change his name to Eggbert, have his wing clipped, and fly under the radar
  9. I was asking the lass at the barbers last week about using the flame, she said she wouldn't do that as people have ended up in hospital after their heads have caught on fire
  10. Thought I hadn't heard much of Gazza for a while
  11. Resembles Greggs bakery outlet 18 Tynemouth road Howdon Wallsend NE28 OLF If you time it wrong you might score for the chicken bakes, and cheese and onion pasties, but the sausage, bean, and cheese melts will be conspicuous by their absence You know?
  12. Was the rain cover made from polyurethane, and what was it's hydrostatic head rating?
  13. It's winter Few months time there'll be moneymaker, Shirley, and Sungold galore waiting to be potted on
  14. Polish you say? That'll be why it's only a fiver. wax is far more costly than Mr Sheen
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