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  1. Astanley
    aimed at my random post ? No mate , not at all ,just another of my many failed attempts at surreal humour that fall flat on this barren wasteland of irony we call THL
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    That hit man for Diana cant have been cheap ,
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    I am guessing by the belligerent tone of his post and the way he playfully uses the local dialect in such an entertaining way , that he is using the word "bracket "as a simile for the jaw .He obviously has a predilection for literary wordplay , the fun way he skilfully manages to include the malapropism about the "hammer on the head " a la Dickens , was pure genius , if only more members showed this level of literary ambition the site would be a better place to be . well done that man !
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    I had a drill once
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    He does say ...LINES ...in the advert
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    Take it back mate , I know for a fact the fella who bred it does fk all with his dogs , he,s all talk.
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    Nothing mate , I have owned one and will again , I think the staff will reduce the size a touch and the coat will be shorter .
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    Its a cross I,m definatly going to try mate , it sounds daft but I think I v got the land and quarry that would suit this x ,
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    Anybody got any experience of working this cross ,?or know of any one who works or owns such a cross . thank you
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    Max ..21tts ..coming up 7 yr old ,a decent all rounder .
  11. Astanley
    They are good quality and well worth the money , but be warned , in the summer Pip uses them as thongs and the smell can sometimes take a while to fade .
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    London

    Astanley replied to NEWKID's topic in General Talk

    Its a long time since I,v been there ,I love the whole touristy thing ,there is something incredible around every corner , its bigger and better than any U.K city , and that's the way it should be its our nations capital after all .
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    Fao: Lab

    Astanley replied to Malt's topic in General Talk

    All the very best , enjoy yourself .
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    It doesn't matter what your mate or anyone else thinks , you have got a whippet/collie , so make the most of it , enjoy it and give it 100% .
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    P.m me
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    Yes , it will make it 1/8 beddy .
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    I try to keep the wolf from the door , but its just got in and bit me on the arse ffs

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    Peter Reid
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    Reading material ...the poems of Robert Service , to appeal to your rugged , manly , mountain man side . the poems of Rumi , for your spiritual side. The works of Shakespeare , for pure unadulterated enjoyment , to marvel at how beautiful the English language is Plato,s writings on Socratese , lets see you win a fkin argument with him
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    I m no expert , it sounds like you,v done what can be done , good luck with it Naz .
  21. Astanley
    My grandson asked me today who my favourite footballers were when I was a little boy ,( not the best , the ones I liked watching the best )I had to make him a list so he could go home and look them up on you tube , tomorrow he is going to let me know if I,m talking rubbish or if I am clever like Martinez.. Pele Eusabio Jimmy Johnson Jm Baxter Bobby Moore George Best Colin Harvey Alex Young Dave Mackay Garrincha The little fker wouldn't let me pick any Liverpool players .
  22. Astanley
    If you believe that load of crap , youd take washing in .
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    I caught a fish today

  24. Astanley
    Even Clive starts stuttering when you phone him and mention badgers
  25. Astanley
    It doesn't matter what the law says , you get caught in that scenario your well and truly fuked
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