Astanley
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sorry that should read leasing , Do you think its a better option than buying a car outright ?
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What type of perverted kick did you get from pretending to be a woman ? sicko ! We were all hoping he would be more forthcoming with names of pervs than you were. No Problem ...in order of filthiness,,,,, 1..Atuddy 2Lab 3Baw 4 Half the Air Gun section 5 Ideation and Johnny boy equal 6 Fence hopper , who also sent me a pic of his knob
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What type of perverted kick did you get from pretending to be a woman ? sicko !
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I,m grateful to those who gave their lives so I could have the right to vote ,because they made the ultimate sacrifice , that makes my vote precious ,some thing that has to be earned by any one who wants me to use it in their favour , its an insult to those people to waste it , I wont say I ,ll never vote , but I certainly wont waste it on any one out there at the moment .
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You say its a pup mate , how old is it ? to be honest that's a long time to be locked up , especially for a pup , boredom and lack of stimulation /company wont help your dogs mental development , maybe the barking is genuinely annoying or distressing the neighbours , if I were you , I would be looking for solutions to the problem instead of just getting angry , more exercise / socialising , a different kennel set up that more interesting for the dog , a word with the neighbours to let them know your looking for solutions and asking for their forebearance in the meantime . All this is just
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£20 for Simmos
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I'm actually a professor of history at Kings College in Oxford so I don't need you to give me snippets of information that you've got from the Discovery channel! Look at your examples of Muslim fighting, guerrilla wars, killing civilians, beheadings of women and children, terrorist atrocities. That's my point, they can't have a proper toe to toe tear up. They're sneaky, much like Subaw. Pretending to be women and creeping about. The similarities between the prisoner who escaped in the Bhurka and our Celtic friend are shocking. I know that you get grooming tips from The Taliban Times an
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It must of fuked her head up to realise she was that ugly her husband killed himself wanking.
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Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
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Tell that to my Great Uncle, Al'. Distinguished Conduct Medal, one minute. Blown to f**king pieces, on the Dutch border, the next.
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To suffer hardness with good cheer,
In sternest school of warfare bred,
Our youth should learn; let steed and spear
Make him one day the Parthian's dread;
Cold skies, keen perils, brace his life.
Methinks I see from rampired town
Some battling tyrant's matron wife,
Some maiden, look in terror down,—
“Ah, my dear lord, untrain'd in war!
O tempt not the infuriate mood
Of that fell lion I see! from far
He plun...
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THis is fun ...do me next Kranky
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What kind of weird , sick fker are you ,? coming on here pretending to be a woman .
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Dracula , that was very nice of you to invite every one to join in your game , you are obviously a very kind and considerate person , unfortunately I can,t play today ,but please let me join in if you have another game tomorrow . p.s I spy , is my very favourite game .hint hint
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What a pair of trainspotters !
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Believe it or not the twat owes me £20 ,I wonder if the government will let me collect before they demand their £198million
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There is an old rhyme about mushrooms , hope this helps . If you find them by a river , be prepared to lose your liver If you find them on the green , be prepared to lose your spleen If you find them in the wood , be prepared to vomit blood If you don't want your heart to stop , BUY THEM IN THE FKIN SHOP.
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by fun do you mean bigotry? LOL bigotry !!!! on here ! never gonna happen .
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Going by your photo , I,d end up on some fkin iffy mailing lists ,the type of lists that will get me banned from going within 100yards of junior schools , so no thanks mate .
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This sounds like its going to be a fun thread , you tell em Suzie , ya big Scottish minger
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fk no mate , I,d need more than a little staffy/wheaten for those badboys.
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aimed at my random post ? No mate , not at all ,just another of my many failed attempts at surreal humour that fall flat on this barren wasteland of irony we call THL
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Prince Charles, Unfair Advantage Over Competition
Astanley replied to Suzy Ross's topic in General Talk
That hit man for Diana cant have been cheap , -
I am guessing by the belligerent tone of his post and the way he playfully uses the local dialect in such an entertaining way , that he is using the word "bracket "as a simile for the jaw .He obviously has a predilection for literary wordplay , the fun way he skilfully manages to include the malapropism about the "hammer on the head " a la Dickens , was pure genius , if only more members showed this level of literary ambition the site would be a better place to be . well done that man !
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I had a drill once
