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Astanley

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  1. Any one else see the irony of the BBC wheeling out the same bunch of attention seeking ,dodgy kunts who I wouldn't let within a mile of any child of mine , to help children ?
  2. Jerry , I wouldn't compromise on the quality of my dogs food just because its free mate , there is an old Indian saying .......when white man eat our shitty curry he run to poo room in a hurry
  3. THL presents Snow White and the seven Dwarves. Featuring ...Cold Ethyl as the wicked witch Naz ...as the absent minded King Socks ...as the cold hearted woodsman Subaw as Snow white also featuring ,Scothunter as Grumpy the dwarf Outlaw pete as some random scruffy kunt Lab as the only gay in the village. Stewie as pisshead the dwarf Gnasher as Geezer the jellied eel Stabba as dopey the dope head d
  4. Astanley

    Chavy Scum

    as you know , the others were beyond obscene
  5. sorry that should read leasing , Do you think its a better option than buying a car outright ?
  6. Astanley

    Chavy Scum

    What type of perverted kick did you get from pretending to be a woman ? sicko ! We were all hoping he would be more forthcoming with names of pervs than you were. No Problem ...in order of filthiness,,,,, 1..Atuddy 2Lab 3Baw 4 Half the Air Gun section 5 Ideation and Johnny boy equal 6 Fence hopper , who also sent me a pic of his knob
  7. Astanley

    Chavy Scum

    What type of perverted kick did you get from pretending to be a woman ? sicko !
  8. I,m grateful to those who gave their lives so I could have the right to vote ,because they made the ultimate sacrifice , that makes my vote precious ,some thing that has to be earned by any one who wants me to use it in their favour , its an insult to those people to waste it , I wont say I ,ll never vote , but I certainly wont waste it on any one out there at the moment .
  9. You say its a pup mate , how old is it ? to be honest that's a long time to be locked up , especially for a pup , boredom and lack of stimulation /company wont help your dogs mental development , maybe the barking is genuinely annoying or distressing the neighbours , if I were you , I would be looking for solutions to the problem instead of just getting angry , more exercise / socialising , a different kennel set up that more interesting for the dog , a word with the neighbours to let them know your looking for solutions and asking for their forebearance in the meantime . All this is just
  10. Astanley

    Chavy Scum

    I'm actually a professor of history at Kings College in Oxford so I don't need you to give me snippets of information that you've got from the Discovery channel! Look at your examples of Muslim fighting, guerrilla wars, killing civilians, beheadings of women and children, terrorist atrocities. That's my point, they can't have a proper toe to toe tear up. They're sneaky, much like Subaw. Pretending to be women and creeping about. The similarities between the prisoner who escaped in the Bhurka and our Celtic friend are shocking. I know that you get grooming tips from The Taliban Times an
  11. It must of fuked her head up to realise she was that ugly her husband killed himself wanking.
  12. Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori

    1. Outlaw Pete

      Outlaw Pete

      Tell that to my Great Uncle, Al'. Distinguished Conduct Medal, one minute. Blown to f**king pieces, on the Dutch border, the next.

       

    2. paulus

      paulus

      To suffer hardness with good cheer,

      In sternest school of warfare bred,

      Our youth should learn; let steed and spear

      Make him one day the Parthian's dread;

      Cold skies, keen perils, brace his life.

      Methinks I see from rampired town

      Some battling tyrant's matron wife,

      Some maiden, look in terror down,—

      “Ah, my dear lord, untrain'd in war!

      O tempt not the infuriate mood

      Of that fell lion I see! from far

      He plun...

  13. Astanley

    Chavy Scum

    THis is fun ...do me next Kranky
  14. What kind of weird , sick fker are you ,? coming on here pretending to be a woman .
  15. Dracula , that was very nice of you to invite every one to join in your game , you are obviously a very kind and considerate person , unfortunately I can,t play today ,but please let me join in if you have another game tomorrow . p.s I spy , is my very favourite game .hint hint
  16. What a pair of trainspotters !
  17. Believe it or not the twat owes me £20 ,I wonder if the government will let me collect before they demand their £198million
  18. There is an old rhyme about mushrooms , hope this helps . If you find them by a river , be prepared to lose your liver If you find them on the green , be prepared to lose your spleen If you find them in the wood , be prepared to vomit blood If you don't want your heart to stop , BUY THEM IN THE FKIN SHOP.
  19. by fun do you mean bigotry? LOL bigotry !!!! on here ! never gonna happen .
  20. Going by your photo , I,d end up on some fkin iffy mailing lists ,the type of lists that will get me banned from going within 100yards of junior schools , so no thanks mate .
  21. This sounds like its going to be a fun thread , you tell em Suzie , ya big Scottish minger
  22. fk no mate , I,d need more than a little staffy/wheaten for those badboys.
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