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  1. Astanley
    THL , the forum irony forgot
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    I wouldn't know who to choose , they both have me in stitches , what a pair of comedians ,very very funny men , cant begin to describe how much they light up my life with their daily dose of hilarious jokes, probably the two wittiest men on the planet .
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    gte i hope she is reading this and people see her for what she is a total nutcase This sounds like an interesting story ,Pip you can trust me , whats it all about
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    Bet you couldn't.... I know what your fishing for , but don,t bother , I could get into the thousands and you still wouldn't be on that fukin bench
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    Lots of people come to mind , Bert Gripton is a good one , Bill Shankly , Kenny Salway , Shakespeare , Thomas Hardy ,Sonny Liston ,Cus D,amato ,Lord Mountbatten ,I could name a couple of hundred whos stories and views I would like to hear ,
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    How are they doing these days .?
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    go and take a walk .when you said lady did you mean that pathetic woman. " Pathetic woman " !! That LADY was brutally assaulted and her life threatened , throughout her ordeal she remained cool and composed , lets face it killing foxes is barbaric , and I for one am grateful for this ladys efforts .
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    I can,t believe the comments on here , the lady was monitoring to make sure everything was done legally when she was clearly brutally assaulted and threatened with being shot ,she has my admiration for being so brave and staying so cool in the face of so much abuse and intimidation.
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    Never
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    is that you joey essex Don't see why it's that funny,,,, they both were in Lancashire befor 72,,, I just own an old atlas,,,lol It changed in 74 Tomo ,you have proved yourself to be intelligent and can therefore be in our gang .
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    Bet lives in Heywood that treacherous bitch will be straight in the dungeon, Islam would be made illegal and all Mussies invited to try pork, Black puddin the national food and hot pot the national dish. Liverpool will be removed from the map for the good of humanity pmsl The president for life ( Dev from the corner shop) will ban black pudding and hot pot , on the grounds that it tastes ,( and is made from ) like shit .The prophet ( Cyril Smith ) will deem it compulsory to bum young boys , and Christians will be banished to Barcalona ..FACT
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    After 1hr and 17 mins Lancashire would be a Muslim run Nation , black pudding would be banned , cultural attaché ( Bet Lynch ) would be forced to wear a veil (thank Allah )the national anthem (theme tune to corrie st )would become the call to afternoon prayers and the opposition ,Lancashire hot pot party , would be calling for the Republic of Liverpool to come and help them ,,,FACT
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    Cymmn phreslly drlly pec llyndryke gchol !
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    Passport control on the Mersey tunnels to keep out Welsh asylum seekers , a nuke capability in the direction of the mancs ,U boat patrols across the mouth of the Mersey to repel the Irish and automatic entry into the Champions League , open trade links with Columbia , jobs a guden .
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    He posted crap on THL now he,s burning down in hell I told him not to make Gnasher mad now Baw is dead , its very sad .
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    On the subject of good programmes , U tube Kenny Salway , The last River Rat , what a great watch , you will love it .
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    I enjoyed that , good stuff
  18. Astanley
    Petes dog might dream about ladyboys , I know Pete does .
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    Dealine Day

    Astanley replied to Joe67's topic in General Talk

    I,v just phoned my Evertonian mate and told him Samaras has been seen at Goodison this morning ,I thought he was going to fkin explode .
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    Demi Moore ? surely he,d be dreaming of Lassie licking his nackers
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    I,d be happy if someone saw fit to put "A decent man " on mine
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    I v seen lots of them Gnash , during the70s and 80s most teams came to Anfield for a draw ,the onus is on the attacking team to break them down ,relentless waves of attack ,countered by last ditch blocks and tackles and great saves , the clock running down ,I find it exciting , maybe I,m easily pleased
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    I,m not advocating it as a way of playing every week , and I,m not an admirer of big daft Sams football philosophy and can understand West Ham fans not being happy ,what I am saying is Mourinho has got a fking cheek moaning about teams that are fighting relagation and to whom every point is precious playing for a draw at his place , its a perfectly acceptable tactic ,and can make for an interesting exciting spectacle in its own right, his team failed to break them down and score tough shit on him ,.as Gnash says , it must be catch 22 for West ham fans ,I d like to see the useless kunt sacked
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    ffs teams that are struggling go to big .successful teams , to get a draw , that's the way its always been ,taking a defensive stance in certain games and defending as if you life depended on it , is as much a part of football as any other , a great defensive display can be admired ,. The Chelsea team Mourinho won his titles with wasn't exactly easy on the eye , Back in the day of European two legged ties , it was considered a great feat to put in a good defensive display in the away leg and come away with a draw , I cant stand that smarmy little snidey Potugeese kunt
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    Say what you like about her majesty Baw , but her kids were always immaculately turned out , and the house was spotless .
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