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    Petes dog might dream about ladyboys , I know Pete does .
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    Dealine Day

    Astanley replied to Joe67's topic in General Talk

    I,v just phoned my Evertonian mate and told him Samaras has been seen at Goodison this morning ,I thought he was going to fkin explode .
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    Demi Moore ? surely he,d be dreaming of Lassie licking his nackers
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    I,d be happy if someone saw fit to put "A decent man " on mine
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    I v seen lots of them Gnash , during the70s and 80s most teams came to Anfield for a draw ,the onus is on the attacking team to break them down ,relentless waves of attack ,countered by last ditch blocks and tackles and great saves , the clock running down ,I find it exciting , maybe I,m easily pleased
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    I,m not advocating it as a way of playing every week , and I,m not an admirer of big daft Sams football philosophy and can understand West Ham fans not being happy ,what I am saying is Mourinho has got a fking cheek moaning about teams that are fighting relagation and to whom every point is precious playing for a draw at his place , its a perfectly acceptable tactic ,and can make for an interesting exciting spectacle in its own right, his team failed to break them down and score tough shit on him ,.as Gnash says , it must be catch 22 for West ham fans ,I d like to see the useless kunt sacked
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    ffs teams that are struggling go to big .successful teams , to get a draw , that's the way its always been ,taking a defensive stance in certain games and defending as if you life depended on it , is as much a part of football as any other , a great defensive display can be admired ,. The Chelsea team Mourinho won his titles with wasn't exactly easy on the eye , Back in the day of European two legged ties , it was considered a great feat to put in a good defensive display in the away leg and come away with a draw , I cant stand that smarmy little snidey Potugeese kunt
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    Say what you like about her majesty Baw , but her kids were always immaculately turned out , and the house was spotless .
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    I,ll be happy with any kind of win Pip , don't tell anyone but I secretly think EFC will nick it .
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    Tuesday night , not the biggest derby , not the most hate filled derby , but we like it , Liverpool 4.0 , Suarez hat trick .
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    Pete , put the spirit level down and trust your eye .
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    For future reference could you make sure that what your posting isn't replicating an existing post , that the poster has gone to the trouble of putting on the correct section . This would save us all the trouble of reading the inane drivel that most of your threads consist off , wipe that shit off your nose and get it together ffs.
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    Rangers

    Astanley posted a topic in General Talk

    Its surly only a matter of time before they rise again and become Scotlands biggest , most successful , most important club again .
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    FFS Malt , who has the poor feker ever upset ? apart from Christians , catholics Protestants , Rangers supporters , Englishmen , cockneys , Irish coursing men , saluki owners ,Rangers fans ,Welsh Man utd fans ,bullx owners , people who like shooting and did I mention Rangers fans.tbc
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    Smoke and mirrors and hype will only get you so far in boxing , it is the most brutally honest of all sports and eventually everyone gets their ,,acid test ,,ability , fitness ,determination ,courage and durability are enough in most sports ,not boxing , eventually you will need something else , I don't even think there is a word for it , its a belief that however much it hurts , however tired you are ,no matter how much punishment your shipping , no matter what , You are still trying to win ,you still believe you can win , fuk it , you even think your winning,.maybe its the definition of game
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    someone hacked your account ?
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    Canabilism

    Astanley replied to jigsaw's topic in General Talk

    FFs cheeky has only been back at work a day , and Stabbas gone feral
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    The last river rat ,,, Kenny Salway
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    Some b*****d sent me to the wrong game fair once gggrrrrr
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    I,v just got it ...Dolly Dimple = simple , hoooray
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    yep
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    and apparently you can be bummed lol
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    They may come back to your permission and take your rabbits , or worse take other game and behave in a way that will cost you your permission ,taking only people who can be vouched for will reduce the risk
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    Very kind offer , I sincerely hope it doesn't come back to bite you in the arse , there are some truly despicable fkers out there .
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    You ever seen how she looked, back in her late teens, Al'? I certainly would have! FFS Pete , Someone must have smashed her in the face with a lump hammer and put industrial strength suction hoses on her tits since her late teens then
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