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Astanley

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  1. btw Tomo , yery pretty , how the fk did you manage to pull her .I,v seen your photo , are you rich?
  2. Tomo , I don't really know how to break this to you ,and I honestly don't want to break up a marriage ,but I,v enlarged your pic ,and Im not 100% sure , but I suspect your missis is black , sorry to be the one to tell you mate .
  3. I enjoyed that Naz , would love to see that little pack doing what they were bred for , smashing looking dogs .
  4. Don't call Stewie an old woman
  5. That's no good to me Stewie , I need embarrassing , never to be forgotten repulsive behaviour , make it up if you have to .
  6. So did Lab get drunk and misbehave at the fishing match ? I didn't know that , would someone please post in as much detail ,and an acceptable amount of exaggeration as possible , what he got up to please . thank you .
  7. a bit like sunderland afc and West Ham .
  8. What a goal ,come on yooooooo blooooo s
  9. Take no shit off the scouse kunt Tiffy la .
  10. I knew crows would get the blame .......cos they is black.
  11. Didn't understand one word of what they were saying , and I don't know what they were laughing about , but I would love to have a couple of pints with them all the same .
  12. Conversation in our house this morning ...... Mrs Astanley .......you where late coming to bed last night Me ......the lads on thl were arguing Mrs Astanley...what about ? Me ...wether a honey badger could take a pit bull in a fight Mrs Astanley ......sigh ....I want a divorce
  13. He moved to Barnsley ,calls himself Stabba nowadays.
  14. Before he started acting Robert de Niro was our postman , lovely fella .
  15. yes mate ,camping is quite big in France , small town /rural France is beautiful , the way of life and pace of life is special .
  16. fs Just seen the other thread
  17. I,v been and seen a few places but I was always happy to come home , family and friends and a sense of belonging have always been important to me , If I had to move , it would be France for me .I loved their way of life ,
  18. Two or three pints of Guiness in a decent pub in good company is one of lifes great pleasures .
  19. Tell him Baw said he,s a kunt , see if you can get him on the hit list .
  20. Mourinhos team talk " right lads defend as if your lives depend on it " Genius Allardyses team talk ," right lads defend as if your lives depend on it "Taking football back to the 19th century . Todays word is Hypocrisy
  21. Lansera , you wont hear any excuses from me , I believe on mass defending is a legitimate tactic , and said so earlier in the season when Mourinho was complaining about West Ham doing the same thing .
  22. As a one off offer I am willing to sell one Personalised autograph ,it will contain the message of your choice upto a maximum of seven words, £250 ovno .
  23. Sickener of a result for me , but I stand by what I said , regardless of how it pans out Liverpool have give me a lot of pleasure this season .
  24. Hmmmmmmm let me think , which group of people to commit mass murder on first ? a difficult choice , whilst taking out a load of extremist puma trackies has its attractions , killing a bunch of politicians could be equally appealing , but that would mean missing out on the delights of paedophile genocide . If I could get enough of them in one place spraying a bunch of RSPCA inspectors with an uzi sounds like it could be quite satisfying ,the elimination of antis ,traffic wardens ,man utd supporters and air gunners would all be beneficial to society as a whole but would there be enough personal
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    That dog looks a cracker BB , please may I have it . thanks in advance .
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