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  1. Astanley
    I,v always been a one for the pot type fella , never got competitive or bigged up my dogs or myself , but I must admit I had a little smug feeling of satisfaction after this day .....I was out with a couple of well known ( locally ) hare coursers , must admit I felt a bit out of my depth in this company , and couldn,t help comparing their sleek well muscled hounds to my scruffy little dog, but I was young and just glad to be out in such esteemed company. We walked for hours and hours , not seeing a thing and it was agreed that if a hare got up on the way back to the car , all three dogs woul
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    My old mam , who is now roaming in the gloaming in heaven , swore by them , the placebo effect is as efficient at pain relief as any thng else .
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    Are you sure its thirst and not a craving for more coke cola , which is addictive , try drinking water til you see the doctor .
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    Good stuff as usual mate .the dogs looking in great condition .
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    that's cheap mate .
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    Jake , all joking aside and on a serious note ,if you are in ernest about making this documentary, then you should know Tomo off here is a poacher .
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    Jake in answer to your pm , yes , I am willing to wear a wire .
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    Good for you Jake , I wish you well in your research , if I can be of any help ie , supplying you with names of notorious poachers etc pm me , all the best , Alex
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    THL , the forum irony forgot
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    I wouldn't know who to choose , they both have me in stitches , what a pair of comedians ,very very funny men , cant begin to describe how much they light up my life with their daily dose of hilarious jokes, probably the two wittiest men on the planet .
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    gte i hope she is reading this and people see her for what she is a total nutcase This sounds like an interesting story ,Pip you can trust me , whats it all about
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    Bet you couldn't.... I know what your fishing for , but don,t bother , I could get into the thousands and you still wouldn't be on that fukin bench
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    Lots of people come to mind , Bert Gripton is a good one , Bill Shankly , Kenny Salway , Shakespeare , Thomas Hardy ,Sonny Liston ,Cus D,amato ,Lord Mountbatten ,I could name a couple of hundred whos stories and views I would like to hear ,
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    How are they doing these days .?
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    go and take a walk .when you said lady did you mean that pathetic woman. " Pathetic woman " !! That LADY was brutally assaulted and her life threatened , throughout her ordeal she remained cool and composed , lets face it killing foxes is barbaric , and I for one am grateful for this ladys efforts .
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    I can,t believe the comments on here , the lady was monitoring to make sure everything was done legally when she was clearly brutally assaulted and threatened with being shot ,she has my admiration for being so brave and staying so cool in the face of so much abuse and intimidation.
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    Never
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    is that you joey essex Don't see why it's that funny,,,, they both were in Lancashire befor 72,,, I just own an old atlas,,,lol It changed in 74 Tomo ,you have proved yourself to be intelligent and can therefore be in our gang .
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    Bet lives in Heywood that treacherous bitch will be straight in the dungeon, Islam would be made illegal and all Mussies invited to try pork, Black puddin the national food and hot pot the national dish. Liverpool will be removed from the map for the good of humanity pmsl The president for life ( Dev from the corner shop) will ban black pudding and hot pot , on the grounds that it tastes ,( and is made from ) like shit .The prophet ( Cyril Smith ) will deem it compulsory to bum young boys , and Christians will be banished to Barcalona ..FACT
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    After 1hr and 17 mins Lancashire would be a Muslim run Nation , black pudding would be banned , cultural attaché ( Bet Lynch ) would be forced to wear a veil (thank Allah )the national anthem (theme tune to corrie st )would become the call to afternoon prayers and the opposition ,Lancashire hot pot party , would be calling for the Republic of Liverpool to come and help them ,,,FACT
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    Cymmn phreslly drlly pec llyndryke gchol !
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    Passport control on the Mersey tunnels to keep out Welsh asylum seekers , a nuke capability in the direction of the mancs ,U boat patrols across the mouth of the Mersey to repel the Irish and automatic entry into the Champions League , open trade links with Columbia , jobs a guden .
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    He posted crap on THL now he,s burning down in hell I told him not to make Gnasher mad now Baw is dead , its very sad .
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    On the subject of good programmes , U tube Kenny Salway , The last River Rat , what a great watch , you will love it .
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    I enjoyed that , good stuff
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