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Astanley

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  1. On the bright side , that ingrowing toenail is no longer an issue .
  2. shame , I,m on the lookout for a busher , as for numbers , one of each would do me , a busher and a runner .
  3. Stewie , whats the spaniel in the pic , sex ,age etc , and please may I have it ?
  4. Deified for treating an injured animal ?
  5. David Niven and I , the last of the true gentlemen , It may be an outdated concept to some , but one must strive to maintain certain standards or else its anarchy .
  6. ffs its only money , if you and your loved ones are healthy and well , that's all the luck you need .
  7. For the last 3/4 years I have heard Everton moan about Moyes , they made valid points about his lack of ambition , his safety first ,play the percentages style of play , his "we cant compete with the big boys " outlook ,he had the mentality that EFC were a small club and should be happy with 6th or 7 th place and the occasional back to the walls win against bigger better teams , his substitutions are so predictable it laughable , he was ok for bringing a bit of stability to the club and making them hard to beat , that was it . The think is , if that bunch of not very bright ugly fekers that
  8. I Love the IOM , to sit in that little steam train and chug along through some smashing old fashioned countryside has got to be one of the nicest ways to spend an afternoon in Britain .
  9. Just been to visit and old friend , who is now crippled with arthritus and cant get out anymore ,dropped him a bit of reading material off ,thats my good deed for the day .

    1. pip1968
    2. albert64

      albert64

      pip the johnny merrick of Liverpool.....

    3. Bazil brush

      Bazil brush

      Liverpools next millionair lol

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  10. Astanley

    Old Age

    I wondered when you,d put an appearance in ,you moany , whiney , club footed gimp.Its bad enough having to walk slow so you can keep up , but having to wait while you empty your colostomy bag and having farmers moan about the groove your club foot leaves behind is getting too much. do the farmed not moan about you stealing there cow shit Stan? You keep laughing about that , but it wasn't fukin funny , I very nearly drowned in that pile of cow shit , I swalled at least a pint of it ,it was up my nose in my ears , you try swimming in a lake of it ,,scary stuff ,,,, I,ll take your
  11. Astanley

    Old Age

    I wondered when you,d put an appearance in ,you moany , whiney , club footed gimp. Its bad enough having to walk slow so you can keep up , but having to wait while you empty your colostomy bag and having farmers moan about the groove your club foot leaves behind is getting too much.
  12. Astanley

    Old Age

    I,m 57 or 58 , and apart from doing everything a bit slower and taking a bit / lot longer to recover , its pretty much business as usual .
  13. One knock back from MLB and youv turned into a bitter twisted chauvinist , lower your sights Alby and try again with Cold Ethyl or Danos bird .
  14. Did you get lots of strange pms of the air gun section , some seriously fuked up membersw on there , One member ,who I wont name , wanted me to spank him because he,d been naughty !!!! fuk it , Atuddy
  15. You only have to read this section to realise sexism is endemic in this country , it,s probably the most important issue in the land , but is very rarely discussed at the highest levels , the objectifying of women should be abhorrent to any civilised culture ,I for one will never rest until women are treated as equals in every part of society . We could take a stand on this forum and ban members making sexist or inappropriate comments to or about females .
  16. Did chocky wockys ears prick up when you mentioned GIANT rats ?
  17. Always enjoy IWW posts , there is a real feel good factor about them , a few words , a couple of pics , and you just know this man is enjoying a mooch in some beautiful countryside ,keep them coming I say .
  18. Spare a thought today ,for the victims of Bradford ,Ibrox ,Heysel ,Munich and Hillsbourgh and any other fans or players who went to a game and never came home .

  19. I don't know about statistics , but I do know what I see , and I see Mourinho spending lots of money to produce efficient hard to beat boring boring teams , Over the course of the premiership , I have seen M.Utd and Arsenal teams win the title with football that can take your breath away , playing football not just to grind out a win , but to win with style playing football that sometimes reached levels not seen in this country before , I can remember certain games , and certain goals and bits of skill , these are stuck in my mind ,I had an admiration for these teams ,and I support neither of
  20. Airedale blue , just a heads up for you mate , the forum protocol is that when you join you introduce yourself , make a few posts to find your feet , get involved a little bit , share some opinions , views , days out , photos etc , and then feel free to become a donator and peddle your wares in the appropriate section , To just join and then post some random ,dog for stud topic is leaving yourself open to lots of abuse from the less forgiving members of the site ,Atb
  21. If I win it , your all in for a treat next year .
  22. Astanley

    Found Baw

    The wind ups aside ,(which I also have trouble understanding ) Baw started some interesting debates on here , I didn't always agree with what he said but he often had a sensible well thought out argument , He fell out with loads of people on here and never seemed to bear a grudge , the standing up for the downtrodden under dog thing wore a bit thin , and looking for a way to mention Celtic beating Barca was a bit cringy , but I reckon the site is better with him here .
  23. Always a pleasure to look in on your topics , thanks very much for posting .
  24. I have a 3/4 whippet 1/4 bull . 7 years . 21,tts .your welcome to use
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