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My grandkids wanted to go to McDonald's before they were two ffs. I hope eventually there will be mass legal action against them in the same way the tobacco companies have been sued. But I suppose they will argue it was an individual choice people made and be difficult to prove. But as you say, kids are brainwashed from day one.
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There's only one well tried solution to small talk with people you don't know and don't even want to know. Get absolutely hammered! But don't get so hammered that you end up with your tongue down the new bride's throat. That happened at the last wedding I was at. ( Not me!) That can cause a Karen outage like no other.
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The whole brand is a f****n abomination. Paper plates, plastic forks, ambience of A and E and poisonous food. But its a global brand! Go f****n figure!
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Cheapskate having a fast food van instead of up _market catering. You are a disgrace. Is it just me but I groan when I get an invitation to a wedding. Hotel costs, wedding gifts, new outfit for the Mrs, plus outrageous bill for a round of drinks. A nightmare. I much prefer funerals. Get the black tie out, free grub and a chance to get pissed with people your own advanced age at reasonable cost. What's not to like?
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I love watching saluki hybrids run, but I prefer an up and at em, shit or bust style. Both have their merits.
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Thought you had saluki hybrids mate?
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Agreed. McHull will be on shortly arguing his desert dogs possess the best running style: wearing quarry down over several days until they come to a standstill with exhaustion and malnutrition. When his mutts spot a hare, he pitches his tent, arranges his sleeping bag and puts a brew on.
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Ill bet she can shift. Im sure Docherty reckoned in his book on deerhounds, that his first crosses achieved comparable times with greyhounds.
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I have two mates who make tremendous money doing trans European truck driving. It helps if you have a smattering of French/Spanish /Italian and German. You don't have to be fluent. Think they do ten days on ten days off or similar. They sleep in the cab and it's lonely but you get paid properly.
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Is that look a babe magnet? If not I'm not interested mate.
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You better believe it baby. But don't step on those blue suede shoes.
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Don't mock. I can jive. Really impŕesses women let me tell you.
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Ffs don't start a we was poor but happy, but I was poorer than you war. The thread will drag on forever.
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I had loads of incarnations: teddy boy, brylcreem and suede brothel creepers ( aping my older brothers). Mod_ Ben Shermans , stay press trousers, parkka and crombie over coat. Skinhead_ together with Doc Martins and levi jacket and jeans ( and racist attitude).Weekend hippy, hair to my shoulders, tie dye and flares. Correction, I think skinhead came before the metamorphosis to mod. But through it all I remained true to myself. I was always a prick.
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Tennis is a bit like equestrian dressage and international rowing. Minority sports forced on us. More darts, amateur boxing, rugby and snooker needed... commentated on by ex pros who actually know what they are talking about would be good. Dominoes with a camera looking down on the players dominoes? Pigeon racing? Whippet racing ? These sports could take off if people were exposed to them.
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Vodka and diet coke..zero carbs Tennents lager..zero carbs. Her indoors is diabetic and drinks this combination. I'm trying to persuade her to take it intravenously, much cheaper.
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I was long netting one night and was just packing up. I had 13 rabbits with their legs criss crosed on a stick. A milking herd of friesans surrounded me curiously. I carried on walking totally unconcerned when one of the cows leapt into the air on all fours and let out a mighty bellow. I realised immediately it was a bull, dropped everything and legged it like Usain Bolt. Fortunately the bull was more interested in my dropped gear and concentrated on rubbing it's head on that. I waited about half an hour until the herd moved away. When I went back I found my gear and rabbits full of shit
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Even if it has to come off it won't affect the dog's ŕunning. I've had two lurchers who had to have toes removed. It's a simple low cost job using local anaesthetic.
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Jocks are the easiest of people to wind up. I attend a 'Mens Shed'. Theres 3 fat jocks known as the salad dodgers. As soon as they see me they are f****n triggered. " Here we go , bastart 1966, f****n Bobby Moore, cuntin Jimmy Hill, Gary twattin Lineker" Tha'ts before Ive opened my mouth. They love me when I command them to kneel before the master race..
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That story made me pee myself a bit.
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I can remember having a conversation with a keeper who was only about 15 yards away. I told him not to be a hero and try and lay hands on me. I informed him I would do a deal, I wouldn't come back to this area. He said absolutely nothing. After a stand off and much peering through the gloom, I realised the keeper was a tree.
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Never go lamping with the memory of a horror film in your mind. Two o'clock in the morning and a branch brushing against your face or a vixen's scream can makes you feel like the prey and not the predator.Lol
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If, when, Trump is elected, the war will quickly come to an end because the republicans won't fund it. I've believed from day one that Ukraine's resistance is pointless. The Russian bear will devour the country eventually. The arms' manufacturers have done well out of it. The undertakers too, but the war has only been symbolic. Ukrainian citizens who, in future, will live under Russian rule will notice very little difference. New boss will be same as the old boss.
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I meant If you can only afford one house, it'd daft to sell up in blighty and invest in say, Spain and then discover the holiday experience soon wears off and you are stuck in a place where you don't want to be. You know me ,miserable pessimist.
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An An "arm biter" when you wake up next to a lady who,without the effect of beer goggles, is scarily ugly. You quickly decide to gnaw your own arm off rather than risk waking her.
