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I had loads of incarnations: teddy boy, brylcreem and suede brothel creepers ( aping my older brothers). Mod_ Ben Shermans , stay press trousers, parkka and crombie over coat. Skinhead_ together with Doc Martins and levi jacket and jeans ( and racist attitude).Weekend hippy, hair to my shoulders, tie dye and flares. Correction, I think skinhead came before the metamorphosis to mod. But through it all I remained true to myself. I was always a prick.
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Tennis is a bit like equestrian dressage and international rowing. Minority sports forced on us. More darts, amateur boxing, rugby and snooker needed... commentated on by ex pros who actually know what they are talking about would be good. Dominoes with a camera looking down on the players dominoes? Pigeon racing? Whippet racing ? These sports could take off if people were exposed to them.
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Vodka and diet coke..zero carbs Tennents lager..zero carbs. Her indoors is diabetic and drinks this combination. I'm trying to persuade her to take it intravenously, much cheaper.
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I was long netting one night and was just packing up. I had 13 rabbits with their legs criss crosed on a stick. A milking herd of friesans surrounded me curiously. I carried on walking totally unconcerned when one of the cows leapt into the air on all fours and let out a mighty bellow. I realised immediately it was a bull, dropped everything and legged it like Usain Bolt. Fortunately the bull was more interested in my dropped gear and concentrated on rubbing it's head on that. I waited about half an hour until the herd moved away. When I went back I found my gear and rabbits full of shit
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Even if it has to come off it won't affect the dog's ŕunning. I've had two lurchers who had to have toes removed. It's a simple low cost job using local anaesthetic.
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Jocks are the easiest of people to wind up. I attend a 'Mens Shed'. Theres 3 fat jocks known as the salad dodgers. As soon as they see me they are f****n triggered. " Here we go , bastart 1966, f****n Bobby Moore, cuntin Jimmy Hill, Gary twattin Lineker" Tha'ts before Ive opened my mouth. They love me when I command them to kneel before the master race..
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That story made me pee myself a bit.
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I can remember having a conversation with a keeper who was only about 15 yards away. I told him not to be a hero and try and lay hands on me. I informed him I would do a deal, I wouldn't come back to this area. He said absolutely nothing. After a stand off and much peering through the gloom, I realised the keeper was a tree.
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Never go lamping with the memory of a horror film in your mind. Two o'clock in the morning and a branch brushing against your face or a vixen's scream can makes you feel like the prey and not the predator.Lol
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If, when, Trump is elected, the war will quickly come to an end because the republicans won't fund it. I've believed from day one that Ukraine's resistance is pointless. The Russian bear will devour the country eventually. The arms' manufacturers have done well out of it. The undertakers too, but the war has only been symbolic. Ukrainian citizens who, in future, will live under Russian rule will notice very little difference. New boss will be same as the old boss.
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I meant If you can only afford one house, it'd daft to sell up in blighty and invest in say, Spain and then discover the holiday experience soon wears off and you are stuck in a place where you don't want to be. You know me ,miserable pessimist.
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An An "arm biter" when you wake up next to a lady who,without the effect of beer goggles, is scarily ugly. You quickly decide to gnaw your own arm off rather than risk waking her.
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Totally agree on Catch 22 . Classic book, poor film. Never read Dr Zhivago but I watched the film decades ago. I will watch again and maybe read the book.
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No people had to stand 6 feet apart to stop you nutting anyone who rubbished your theories mate.
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Just googled the case. Tragic.
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I hope I'm not pissing on anyone's parade, but these out of the way windswept rural locations look great on paper or fantastic to sample when you are on holiday. But these homes and remote islands were abandoned for genuine reasons: 9 months of winter, no work, no local school, no entertainment, intermittent electricity, hundreds of miles to a hospital, loneliness, cold. The same is true when you go,somewhere hot. Sunshine seems great every day but I have friends and acquaintances who bought abroad but quickly returned to the UK because they missed the greenery, the seasons, even the rai
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They could be linked to Jewish space lasers funded by the Rothchild family. It is believed by conspiracy theorists that these Jewish space lasers are linked to wildfires in America. Scotty will beam in shortly to explain all.
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Films based on books nearly always disappoint. The book is normally better. One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest was an exception though. Top film and some brilliant performances. I wish I had a pound for all the nurse Ratcheds I've met.
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My tablet is pinging away telling me of another post. This thread is officially in the General Section. Greyman is the man for a bit of controversy. Britain's big cats or a rash of lesbian tennis commentators, it's all in a day's controversy for Greyman. Come the next biblical flood, who would he save a floundering lesbian or a desperate big cat?
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That's right. I remember that picture.
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A mate of mine once said to me that there was no such thing as an ugly woman. He was deadly serious. As long as a woman possessed a vagina, that was good enough for him. A bit of stubble or an extra 8 stone of weight made no difference to him. As the lyric goes: "any love is good love/ and I took what I could get." That was him. Mind you he came from Hull.
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As is Caster Semanwya. The SA runner. Beautiful creature.
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There seems to be a high proportion of gay sportswomen. ( No stats just my gaydar) . Maybe they have higher levels of testosterone? Or could I be talking out of my backside once again?
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Fair play to him. He's made me eat my words.
