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Ibrhamovich was another.
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Funny enough, my mind was working along similar lines. Rooney looks fat and sounds depressed. The guys who keep going and going have mastered their minds.
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Brings a whole new meaning to slopping out. "Wake up lads, time to get your rocks off, the slop bucket is on the landing".
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You are a little fat b*****d. Just accept it. God is cruel.
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Well I am having one of my frequent (old prostate syndrome) pisses and my Mrs of 52 years walks into the bathroom. In true white knuckle tradition I said " spit on that thang" in my best American accent. She looked at me witheringly and told me to " f**k off you old fool". And then as an afterthought she muttered something about " I'd drown it". I almost summoned up the courage to say "you can take the girl out off a Salford slum but you can't take Salford out of the girl" but I was too scared.
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Yeah, all the loud attention seekers make life difficult for gay people who just want a quiet life the same as the rest of us. There's something weird in their psyche which is determined to feel victimised and shout and scream for attention.
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Gay people won their right to be free from discrimination decades ago. What we have now are noisy,irritating exhibitionists determined to make a clamour and be noticed. I wish they'd f**k off and leave us in peace.
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You ever watched Curb Your Enthusiasm? The main character,Larry David, is Alan Partridge on speed. In America they talk about a 'Larry David' moment. My life has been full of them.
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There's no respite from that feeling. I get cringing flashbacks from 60 odd years ago. You are doomed mate.
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Agree. I think there was something vaguely moralistic about my post. I'm a little uncomfortable about it. A bit like repectable, victorian gentleman who used to frequent brothels and then lecture the girls on propriety. Maybe it's my problem, not hers. But to me she's not really sexually emancipated....she's pleasing men and copying stuff she's seen on porn. Even the question was from a male perspective.." What makes a boy wild in bed? Maybe if we had a fully emancipated world it would be a female asking her what tipped her over the edge between the sheets. Anyway I'm feeling a bit
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Input from my Mrs. "Men always get insecure about female emancipation." Cheeky bitch, I'm going to give her a slap when I've finished cleaning the bathroom and can summon up the testosterone.
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I lost contact with her . But I did hear her eldest boy had become a headteacher. How he did that with that background is beyond me. But fair play. I bet his empathy levels for kids having a rough time was through the roof.
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More tales of when I was a kid in Salford in the fifties......... There were many 'ladies of easy virtue' who plied their trade in two seamens' pubs barely two hundred yards apart from my house. Think of Lily Savage and you've got them to a tee. My mother told me never to look down on them, they were just doing their best to survive. Many were widows or whose husbands had disappeared. There was a 'pro' who I used to babysit for. She was Irish and had been deserted by her husband. She was a lovely woman..do anything for anybody if you'll forgive the pun. She had a hard life but really look
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Good to read I'm not the only one with a miniscule pecker.
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Heaton Park was my go to place. Underneath the rhododendron bushes. Lol I used to fish and frog there as a kid. They also had a little zoo with foxes, wallabies, and varieties of pheasant. It was a great escape from the dirt and pollution from Salford and Manchester.
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Is that her taking abreak from the carnivorous, paedophile ring?
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The Internet never forgets or forgives. Ask Monica Lewinsky.
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Works in Walmart now.
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Stick with Biden. He's a mean banjo player. x.com X.COM
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We brits don't f**k about attacking the capitol like anaemic Trump supporters. In 1814 we brits burned the Capitol, the presidential residence and several other government buildings to the ground. You sure you want to join us? You'll have to man up a lot.
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Imagine being a teacher or a cop these days with multiple mobile phones trained on you whilst you at work. I got many a clip and sometimes a lot more from authority figures back in the day but a lot of the time it was deserved. These guys must be walking on egg shells. One wrong decision....caput.
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Imo the lowlife television soaps and reality shows have corrupted kids. They think what they see in terms of weird, dysfunctional relationships is acceptable. The availability of porn has persuaded a good proportion to copy what they see. Tough being a kid these days. I know a lot who are completely f****d up psychologically.
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I wouldn't fancy being her husband or partner. Kiss her on the lips and he'll be kissing a hundred cocks by proxy. Any future children she has are going to be teased rotten at school. One daft moment playing up to a camera has defined her for life.
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Never watched Love Island. I've seen trailers for the show and get the message. Life's too short to watch that shit mate.lol
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I came across a reference to the above viral video in the funny jokes thread.Tbh I was shocked. How times change. I'm 75 next birthday. When I was a young fella you thought yourself lucky if you got a quick feel of a girl's breast. The schools taught ' chastity before marriage and fidelity after'. Young people were inexperienced and naive in sexual matters. A girl was ruined if she had a sexual history and no self respecting man would marry her. Plus you had elder brothers and fathers of girls to deal with if you were out of order. Nowadays nothing is off the agenda and females are not disres
