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Isn't he out on licence for gouging a blokes eye out? Maybe he'll be recalled to prison when he flies back. He'll probably cry for forgiveness to the judge like he did when he was first put away. Better still the Saudis might cut his head off. It could be put on ppv. It would sell out.
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When I am fuhrer, JF is top of the list. Low grade defective, embarrassment,clown, oxygen thief....he will eliminated. Not necessarily painlessly. He's achieved what he wanted ......which is a bit of attention.
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Lots of people from Corby in Northamptonshire speak with a Scottish accent. Lots of jocks migrated there to work in the steelworks. No doubt the steelworks have gone but the accent remains. I've lived in Scotland nearly 50 years. I'll say one thing about them. They are very forthright,honest people. You know what they are thinking ,they tell you! The religious divide is pain in the ass. When I first moved here I had a dust up with a bloke who didn't like my English ness or my former religion. DECADES later he attacked an 18 year old relation of mine. He still held a grudge. Go
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Or "Oi, Manuel two beers!" "Canya?" "Nah, behave ya c**t,pinto,pinto pinto! For fucks sake." I actually overheard that exchange once. Lol.
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Leon from the comedy Curb Your Enthusiasm ìs the master of swearing "What the f****n fucks up motherfuck?" The Greeks can be having a perfectly normal conversation and sound like they are going to kick off any second. We were in a crowded taverna in Greece and the din of people shouting at each other was f****n industrial. Just for a joke and an experiment. I started ranting and swearing at the top of my voice, stood up, banged the table with my fist and sat down. I swear nobody took the slightest notice.
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That was a perfect lesson in diplomacy. Look and learn son.
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I don't think he wanted a tip. He was just trying to extort money out of me. Could have turned nasty, luckily it didn't. Is your old man Scottish?
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No I managed to make myself understood when I figured out we weren't going to airport. I gave up on the Spanish and flapped my arms like wings. Si comprende he said. When all else fails...mime like f**k.
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We had a holiday in London about 15 years ago. The Mrs is into street photography and wanted to go to Brixton Market to take photos of people about their daily business. I wasn't comfortable as soon as I got off the tube and I insisted on taking her camera off her neck as she was an obvious target for a run by thief. She wanted to go into a Jamaican cafe and we sat outside and had jerk chicken and a Caribbean soft drink. The rasta guys were happy to have their photos taken as long as no illegal activity was on film. There was a bit of dealing going on. I went to pay the bil
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I hailed a taxi in Madrid and told the driver in Spanish we wanted to go to the airport. He understood and with a 'si senor' he sped off. I sat back smugly, thinking I was an international jet setter. Unfortunately he misunderstood my lousy Spanish and took us to the 'puerto' (port) and not the 'aeropuerto' (airport). Doh!
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The brits seem very embarrassed to try even basic words in foreign countries. I don't mind having a go and can get by in French and Spanish. My Mrs refuses to utter a single foreign word. I kid her on that she thinks she's an upper class English woman to posh to speak to the natives. I don't mind making a complete arse of myself in a foreign language, I've had a lifetime experience of making an arse of myself. Takes me a while to get back to English when I get home. I'm still in gracias ,por favor and driving on the right mode for a few days.
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I'm English but I get the joke. The jocks get very irate if you describe them as 'scotch'. Scotch is a drink or refers to a Scottish product, for example scotch beef. The jocks are very easily riled( just mention 1966 very loudly). Someone said: " It is not difficult to distinguish between a ray of sunshine and a scotsman."
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I speak Scottish fluently. There are many head scratchers for beginners. For example: ya fenian,bead rattling bass. ( You are a Catholic b*****d who habitually prays whilst clutching rosary beads) Where the f**k are ee frae? ( Where on earth are you from?) Div ee fancy your chances big guy? (Tall fellow, Would you like to engage in a no holds barred fight?) f**k off hame, the famine's o'er ya Kunt! ( Please leave Scotland you of Irish and Catholic descent, there is no longer a famine in Ireland you vagina.) The only king Billy is Billy McNeil. ( We do not recognise the Dut
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I think we would just be going round in circles if I answered your post mate. As far as lady luck goes, when Man U won the European Cup in 1999 it was daylight robbery! They humiliated us for eighty odd minutes and then we scored an undeserved goal and then another crazy goal with seconds to go. I was in my fifties at the time and remember jumping up and down like a kid. My voice was sore for a fortnight. Fine margins between heroism and history and miserable failure. That why we all love the game.
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And the next and the next. Nobody is going to fill Fergies boots however much we keep searching for a saviour . It was the same when Busby retired. I was very much in favour of giving your man Howe the job. A five year contract and stick with him come rain or shine. But that's not ghe way the modern game works.
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Agree mate.I hadn't heard that about players asking him what he'd won. There's loads of good managers about. I think Ten Haag is a good manager but modern day players are hard to manage and discipline .Sancho for example. Plus he should never have been allowed to sign players like Antony on his say so alone. Looks like a root and branch job at Utd and not before time.
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Yes, probably mate. But the established players didn't help. They thought they were above him. I'm told Rio Ferdinand and others treated him like a supply teacher. If given time he could have gotten rid of the troublemakers. Big time Charlies were soon gotten rid of in Fergies time and that was part of his success. Unfortunately Moyes wasn't given time,but that's football.
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Yes I get your point mate. I can see a trilogy coming up? Kerching?
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Moyes has won Premier league manager of the year 3 Times, manager of the month 10 Times and London manager of the year twice. He also delivered the first silverware WH have won for 43 years. He's no mug. He is well respected by Everton Fans and the majority of West Ham fans. He is very well respected by his fellow managers ... especially for his integrity. Could he have delivered more successful and expansive football at Man U? We'll never know because he was never given time. He was recruited by Fergie as his worthy successor and he knows a thing or two about management. He is a ma
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I think animals can sense that certain people have no side / ulterior motive to them. Most 'normal' people have a thousand different faces and motives, most of them not very pleasant. Animals suss out that certain people are the real deal and they can relate to them better. I prefer the company of basically one dimensional people. What you see is what you get. Doesn't matter if they have a low IQ or a problem. They make for relaxing company.
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I'm backing Usyk. He's lived a cleaner life, is more talented and is a more hungry fighter. I think Usyk will stay close to his opponent and pepper Fury's head and body non stop. The closer he stays to Fury the less room Fury has to unleash big punches. Usyk will have his belt as high as he can get away with. Fury will try to unload belly punches , which we know Usyk does not enjoy. If it goes the distance Usyk will surely have scored more punches and have superior stamina. Fury will try and smother, hit and hold and lean. Yes he's been in a few wars and has not been found wanting in te
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I think there are 3 mini leagues within the Premier league. The elite teams..only 3 at the moment. The mid table league and the relegation battle. The wages bill of the different teams matches almost exactly the positions in the table. I think we've seen a fairytale in the name of Leicester. The odds are against us seeing another.
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Lots of West Ham bubbles being burst here lol. And it's not my argument, but surely the aim of any sporting contest is to WIN. The most memorable wins are those when the winning team or sportsman is an underdog. Its the job of a coach to inspire a win by tactics and instilling self belief and determination. West Ham have been winning ugly if you like. But they've been WINNING more than losing and thats down to Moyes. Playing beautifully is no good if you get beat. Give me an ugly win any day. Moyes is leaving and they will try to appoint a manager with a more attacking philosophy. I
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Thanks for clearing that up.
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Wilf, thanks for the lengthy critique. Full of insults as usual. Do I live in your head rent free? At one time we had a great cyber relationship. We'd have a go at each others point of view,agreed on a lot and had a laugh. But you've come back a lot angrier and nastier than you were. I'll address some of your points. Not all of them. I've got a life outside THL. Bevan has saved millions of lives by introducing the NHS. Corbyn and Skinner ...clowns. I don't vote Labour. A hidden curriculum is what happens in a classroom without necessarily anybody intending it to happen. It'
