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jukel123

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  1. The person I feel really sorry for is Melania. Poor woman was desperately searching amongst all the classified documents for Don's life insurance certificate and then she discovers he's survived. Too much for one individual to bear.
  2. Labour may make tut tutting noises about hating Israel's actions but twenty per cent of Labour MPs have accepted money from Israeli linked individuals or groups and 15 sitting Labour MPs have accepted money directly from Israel. Pass the vomit bucket.
  3. I can picture a MAGA earing hanging in that earhole. Followed by copycat earings by Trump,supporters.
  4. Security was woeful, chaotic, indecisive amateurish. There's a tendency to believe these people know what they are doing. Those with long memories will remember the gun incident involving Princess Anne. A few months later I walked past the Duke of Edinburgh at Lowther Country Fair. There were literally dozens of lads with shotguns taking part in clay pigeon shooting within twenty yards of him. P 45s for those security personnel yesterday.
  5. England boys we are here Shoot your president and drink your beer.
  6. Bit careless Mack, bragging about your involvement. Always had you down as a mysterious globe trotting assassin.
  7. That lad shoulda gone to Specsavers. Beneath that make up, the assassin is clearly black. Race war in the offing. My sources tell me he is linked to the Clintons . The bullet entry wound demonstrate that the bullet was fired from a space laser. Simple ballistics! I would round up Biden and interrogate him on his movements. Lack of clear memory and confusion should not give him a free pass. This is a conspiracy. I take it all back Scotty.
  8. Hawk tua! Hot diggity do! Is this provisions trading post protected from them thar jewish space lasers? And is them thar cookies child bait for the paedophile, satanic, face skinning, blood drinking Clinton sect of elites?
  9. The evidence for olive oil seems very convincing. I take a tablespoon every morning. Horrible taste though.
  10. I was only jesting mate. Your dogs are top notch.
  11. My grandkids wanted to go to McDonald's before they were two ffs. I hope eventually there will be mass legal action against them in the same way the tobacco companies have been sued. But I suppose they will argue it was an individual choice people made and be difficult to prove. But as you say, kids are brainwashed from day one.
  12. There's only one well tried solution to small talk with people you don't know and don't even want to know. Get absolutely hammered! But don't get so hammered that you end up with your tongue down the new bride's throat. That happened at the last wedding I was at. ( Not me!) That can cause a Karen outage like no other.
  13. The whole brand is a f****n abomination. Paper plates, plastic forks, ambience of A and E and poisonous food. But its a global brand! Go f****n figure!
  14. Cheapskate having a fast food van instead of up _market catering. You are a disgrace. Is it just me but I groan when I get an invitation to a wedding. Hotel costs, wedding gifts, new outfit for the Mrs, plus outrageous bill for a round of drinks. A nightmare. I much prefer funerals. Get the black tie out, free grub and a chance to get pissed with people your own advanced age at reasonable cost. What's not to like?
  15. I love watching saluki hybrids run, but I prefer an up and at em, shit or bust style. Both have their merits.
  16. Agreed. McHull will be on shortly arguing his desert dogs possess the best running style: wearing quarry down over several days until they come to a standstill with exhaustion and malnutrition. When his mutts spot a hare, he pitches his tent, arranges his sleeping bag and puts a brew on.
  17. Ill bet she can shift. Im sure Docherty reckoned in his book on deerhounds, that his first crosses achieved comparable times with greyhounds.
  18. I have two mates who make tremendous money doing trans European truck driving. It helps if you have a smattering of French/Spanish /Italian and German. You don't have to be fluent. Think they do ten days on ten days off or similar. They sleep in the cab and it's lonely but you get paid properly.
  19. Is that look a babe magnet? If not I'm not interested mate.
  20. You better believe it baby. But don't step on those blue suede shoes.
  21. Don't mock. I can jive. Really impŕesses women let me tell you.
  22. Ffs don't start a we was poor but happy, but I was poorer than you war. The thread will drag on forever.
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