Cheapskate having a fast food van instead of up _market catering. You are a disgrace.
Is it just me but I groan when I get an invitation to a wedding. Hotel costs, wedding gifts, new outfit for the Mrs, plus outrageous bill for a round of drinks. A nightmare.
I much prefer funerals. Get the black tie out, free grub and a chance to get pissed with people your own advanced age at reasonable cost.
What's not to like?