jukel123
-
Content Count
7,930 -
Joined
-
Last visited
-
Days Won
18
Content Type
Profiles
Forums
Gallery
Articles
Gun Dealer's and Fieldsports Shop's
Reloading Room
Blogs
Calendar
Store
Classifieds
Everything posted by jukel123
-
The boot that the prostrate prisoner received was delivered whilst the cop was stressed out, with adrenalin surging through his body. Its not really very shocking, perfectly understandable in fact. His back up , his female colleagues, were ineffective, this may have contributed to him experiencing a higher level of stress. Reminded me of the female secret service in America recently. I'm not a mysoginist, female cops are often very useful in calming situations down. But not in a situation as shown on the video.
-
I was at a football match on Saturday. Rangers v Man U. The blokes on the doors of the pubs near the ground were infinitely more professional than that shower. Even G4S, who get most things wrong, did a good job of stewarding inside and outside the ground. What did Victor say? Unbelievable!
-
Time to resurrect the old northern comedian joke. "Sex with dogs! How low can you go?" "Er....I once got down to a chihuahua." I'll get my coat.
-
Please don't tell me it was Johnny Morris star of Animal Magic, my boyhood favourite. I just couldn't take that.
-
To be fair he was trying to process a dozen Newcie browns whilst being rolled around on that Packham chariot.
-
That's a small packhamderm.
-
Chris has admitted an error of judgement......he rode an elephant whilst on holiday. Don't be too hard on yourself mate. It's a well known biological factoid that an erect penis encourages rash, conscience free, behaviour. And that a hot climate coupled with pints of alcohol stimulates the growth of metaphorical beer goggles. Unfortunately normal vision is restored in the morning, along with deep regret and embarrassment. Hey, lighten up mate, we've all been there.
-
Yes people put their animals asleep on the advice of the government at the start of WW2 in 1939. Hundreds of thousands euthanized. People feared they wouldn't be able feed their pets during warfare and that the sound of bombing would traumatise them. Would people be so compliant today? No. The role of pets, particularly dogs, has changed since 1939. Their status within a household is immense compared to the past. I heard a comedy line recently, it was something like ' he's allowed in here, he's an assistance dog, he's an an emotional support dog'. Pretty accurate. Hindus respect co
-
Forgotten all about him. Very funny man.
-
You had paper! You entitled, bourgeois ponce. My old man didn't believe in new fangled inventions like paper. He didn't even approve of dock leaves. In fact he forced us to gather nettle leaves for bum wiping. He said it was character building, but in truth it made us all chronically anally retentive. My shrink said it was something to do with a dog torturer called Pavlov.
-
You are James Bond aren't you? THL's Alan Whicker/ Marco Polo. A mysterious globe trotter with a dodgy past . THL is a broad church with some oddball members. A bear pit, not for the straight thinking Joe. Long may it continue.
-
I once got a double.
-
Could Hilary take a short break from eating and sexually abusing children to challenge Rasputin, sorry Trump? Nah, loser. Kamala Harris is not up to it imo. No charisma. It was a big step to have a mixed race president. A woman of mixed race? No chance. Bernie Saunders? Could we get a genuinely left leaning, trade union advocate whose focus would be to pass laws like universal health coverage and protection for the environment? Who promises to represent Joe Public? Too dangerous. Nah, not the American way. The Democrats could put Jesus up as their candidate, but the American
-
We all live in the corporate world. If anybody disrupts a capitalist economy, expect the might of the state to bear down on you. Our political system exists fundamentally to protect the economy at all costs. In a minute way the JSO protesters disrupted the economy, so they were made an example of. The same thing happened in the miners' strike. The miners threatened the power supply of the economy hence they were punished, big time. A young student was sentenced to 6 months during the 2011 riots for stealing bottles of water worth £3.50. Again, if people disobey the rules, smash wind
-
Some of his stuff makes sense. But not a lot. He's entertaining for sure.
-
The scene. An evening in Scottys House. Mrs: Hello Scotty, your tea's on the table. Neeps and haggis and a bottle of iron brew. Same as always. Scotty: Whae moved my f****n tinfoil bunnet? Mrs: Nobody moved it. It's in the attic where you have your tinfoil lair. You know, where you intercept all that dark web encrypted stuff. You know where you have your direct line to tik tok. Scotty: Did I tell yae about the f****n plot to pour oestrogen into the drinking water and make us all grow fannies? Mrs: Aye you did, every f****n night for the last two years, along with putt
-
Sing this to the Flower of Scotland tune Oh flower of Scotland, you stupid twats That fought and died for your wee bit cooncil flat. As soon as you send your postcode. I'll send the rest of the lyrics. And lay off those deep fried Mars bars, they make you hallucinate.
-
That's fighting talk young man. PM your f****n postcode. I'll teach you respect for your elders.
-
It's getting too polite on here. Used to be a bear pit. Insults, threats, challenges, John Waynesque exclamations of masculinity and then, when it got really serious, exchanges of postcodes. Come on guys, it's far too 'new man.' It's ages since anybody called me a c**t, a nigger loving leftie or a northern geriatric, 'get up that hill' hovis fan. It's not the same at all. It's a bit like when the good people took over the town in the westerns. They built churches and schools, when everybody really wanted saloons, goodies and baddies and gun fights. You said a few months Scotty befo
-
A woman's job is often to listen to her husband's propaganda/ world view, soak up the bollocks and nod her head. It is a time honoured tradition between husband and wife/ civil partners. I write as a master of "manslpaining." I was just wondering Scotty, does your 'significant other' nod her head in a long suffering way, or does she tell you to "shut the f**k up, as you are doing her head in."
-
Oops, senior moment son.
-
The moral, is you need to learn to take advice from us elder statesmen son. Now think on, you hot headed young fool.
-
If only I was closer.
-
Think the yanks and the smell of oil had something to do with him having such a bad day.
-
Gaddafi had the right idea. He had a squad of all female bodyguards . I think they may have had other duties too.
