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Do,I detect a hint of anti English sentiment there? Hotdog, there are a few buzz words to get them going. Mention the date 1966, they love that. Ask about Edward the first, the hammer of the Scots. He's very well thought of. Tell them them you've wiped your arse on a copy of The Declaration of Arbroath and that the Stone of Destiny should be put back in Westminster Abbey. It's difficult to retire though when you've lit the touch paper. If you really want to fit in tell a Rangers supporter that the time is 9 past Haffey. Things could get physical.
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You've got to have the insular personality, the compatible partner, a four wheel drive, an ability to withstand the wet, windy, cold climate and the midges in summer. Some of the islands have good house and steading bargains. Once you have bought a place, they are difficult to sell on if you have second thoughts. Get a deerhoundx ...more likely to keep you in meat than a pedigree. Good luck if you go ahead with it.
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A Pollard of noisy, teenage girls. A vagueness of Labour MPs An extinction of Conservative MPs A compromise of Liberals. A nostalgia of Reform candidates. A worthiness of Green candidates. An intensity of gym members. A Lycra of cyclists.
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That's deep.Lol
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The wedding was a simple Marxist affair. Big Neil from The Young Ones was best person and it was conducted by a transgender thing. The vows included a clause whereby all participants agreed to work towards the downfall of capitalism. Jeremy was there and was visibly moved. Diane couldn't make it....got her numbers mixed up and appeared the day. Jeremy comforted her.
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When I was a kid 'powder my nose' was a polite way for a woman to say she was going for a pee. I was at a wedding recently and the toilets suddenly became unisex with both genders snorting powder and smoking something that ponged like donkey shit. There was a lot of groaning in one cubicle which I believe was a couple enthusiastically mating. I felt like a walking relic. I wanted a pee but couldn't perform with females about..... Please no jokes. Penis malfunction whether erect or flacid is no laughing matter. Had to go outside for a pee in the bushes. The whole event gave me
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A 'Starmer'......f**k knows? Who knows? 'He played a Starmer.' Completely anonymous. Missing,useless. "What a f***ing Starmer!" A wanker. An arsehole.
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A 'Harry'....... a royal outcross.
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A reliability of Boris's promises, not least sexual withdrawal. A bestiary of racist Rochdale child rapists. A feckedness of Bird's back. An itinerance of Mackems. A monochromeness of Wilf's racial preferences. An idiocy of McHull's boxing opinions. A money laundrette of Turkish barbers. As lost as an idle Turkish barber without his mobile phone. An irony of viciousness and hypocrisy of our last two female home A chip the size of the cheddar gorge on Jukel's shoulder. As silent as the class- cleansed Stretford End. A sincerity of
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Farmer says his fences are sound so it must have negotiated a river. Er, fence the river off! Livestock can wade and swim.!
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The farmer is moaning about the cops' actions. He should be presented with the bill for police time and damage to vehicles. Otherwise we have to pay the bill through general taxation. The farmer is responsible for his fencing. I had a lurcher flattened on a road whilst being mainlined by a hare. It was my responsibility 100%. I paid the driver as soon as he presented me with a bill for the repair. I was just glad the dog hadn't caused an accident to the driver or his passengers and that the police weren't involved. So why is the farmer any different? Oops back to my armchair cla
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Karen being hysterical. But mooving.
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Just be an udder day an udder dollar for them. The home secretary is now involved ffs. He's got beef with plod's actions. Excellent distraction story.
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Remember there used to be 'cow carriers' on trains in the westerns? Whose responsibility is fencing along railways?
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I reckon he won't be able to come back from suspension due to PTSD. He will have to take early retirement on a public pension. Lol .Ker _ching.
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I appreciated that comment.....straight off the hoof.
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I thought he did well. Quick thinking on his part. Trapped the animal beneath his car and took away the danger to the public immediately. Thats what he's paid for. Tis said ACAB, but credit where it's due.
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I remember when Ali, who been retired and unwell for years, was asked about Frank Bruno. He said, give me a few weeks to get fit and I'll retire him. God knows what he'd make of Fury. Larry Holmes said a few weeks back the present crop of heavyweights are " clowns". The biggest clown is Fury. He's supposed to be an elite athlete and he's collapsed pissed up in the street the other night. He's got too many monkeys on his back. His dad, his mental health and his constant need to be interviewed where he gibbers bollocks. Can't wait for the embarrassing Fury pantomime to be consi
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Magpies have increased to plague proportions near me. The sporting estate gamekeepers used to keep them in check and there would always be an odd one on their gibbets. But the keepers are all gone now. I hate the way they predate on young song birds but that's the law of the jungle. In my neck of the woods the collective nouns are: a murder of crows,a mischief of magpies and a clattering of jackdaws. I've got a rookery near me and I love the sight and sound of them. They are always the first to nest but they inspect their nests all year round. Their plumage is scruffy compared
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I'm not critical of Bellingham at all, far from it. He is phenomenal. Read somewhere he's making megabucks from modelling. He will probably make more money from the game than brand Beckham. I had to smile at Shearer commentating last night. He was critical of Bellingham for barging into a serb player. Christ I remember a few elbows from Shearer and, an infamous incident in which he deliberately kicked Neil Lennon in the head. Hypocritical sod. lol.
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My favourite DE clip. Keep it quiet but I drove a Morris 1000.Lol
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England could do with a classy centre half. Stiff Maguire is nowhere near the standard required, same for Stones. A ball playing , composed centre half in the style of Ferdinand is required I reckon.
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Don't disagree about Bellingham at all. Shearer played in a bum team and still holds the premiership all time goalscoring record. A world class player imo. A side issue,but I respect his decision to turn down Man Utd as well. Professionally bonkers, but I applaud him. He was his own man. Depressing pundit though. Bring back Saint and Greavsie.
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B Charlton, Bobby Moore, Shearer, Greaves Banks, perhaps Rooney. All time greats Stiff. Modern players are fitter,more clued up and play on grass not mud. But the above ,and a few more, were greats of the highest quality imo. Three of the above won the World Cup . Pretty good going!
