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jukel123

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  1. A mate of mine once said to me that there was no such thing as an ugly woman. He was deadly serious. As long as a woman possessed a vagina, that was good enough for him. A bit of stubble or an extra 8 stone of weight made no difference to him. As the lyric goes: "any love is good love/ and I took what I could get." That was him. Mind you he came from Hull.
  2. As is Caster Semanwya. The SA runner. Beautiful creature.
  3. There seems to be a high proportion of gay sportswomen. ( No stats just my gaydar) . Maybe they have higher levels of testosterone? Or could I be talking out of my backside once again?
  4. Fair play to him. He's made me eat my words.
  5. We can't match them. We will have to win dirty, employ spoiling tactics and hope for a bit of luck or creativity in or around their box. We've all seen smash and grabs in football in the past. Here's hoping.
  6. The abuse Beckham received after being sent off was sickening. A lot targeted his wife. But his mental strength allowed him to overcome it and reinvent himself as a global brand. He's a bit a prick now creeping around for a knighthood but fair play he came from nothing , good luck to him. As far as black players are concerned, over half the squad are black or mixed race including Palmer and Trippier. We would not be in Germany if we were to have an apartheid policy. I don't care who scores the goals as long as we win.
  7. I'm still trying to get my head around appointing ar referee who has previously admitted taking a bribe. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-13611463/England-Euro-2024-German-Jude-Bellingham.html
  8. Could you see a line up with both Foden and Palmer? Genuine question. If it's possible let's try it.
  9. It's a pity Foden and Palmer play in the same position. Along with Saka they are our best attacking players. On Saturday Southgate will probably stick with Kane but bring on Watkins earlier. Its a big ask to beat Spain, but all you need is a bit of luck like last night's penalty. The referee of last night's game was previously struck off for 6 months for accepting a bribe related to match fixing!!!???? I'm having a severe attack of the Victor Meldrews.
  10. Two subs, Palmer to Watkins..goal. It was a no brainer to bring them on, but what a result. I've said all along Southgate is a great manager.
  11. That was the craziest penalty I have ever seen. When the ref is asked to look at the monitor, you know that he's being pressured to make a decision. We've got to win now surely? The footballing gods are surely with us.
  12. Not bragging, but with the proviso of my senility, I possess fairly active bollox actually.
  13. Watching it in bed with a glass or two of wine. Surrendered to the Jock weather, rain beating on the window. Best game of the competition. Outrageous goal,from the 16 year old. How did your mating go busher? Or rather your bitch's mating?
  14. You are a disgrace! Who is going to pay my f****n pension if people like you are malingering? " Chesty throat hurting" no wonder productivity is so low in this country. My generation worked on with polio, dysentery, scarlet fever, impetigo, measles, rickets and aids. And we climbed those f****n hills for our hovis and we still had change in our pocket. Think on lad.
  15. I will watch that. What a talent. What a waste. So sad. I love her music.
  16. No, you are mistaken. The term 'pocket rocket' alludes to a young man's instant state of sexual arousal when he views erotic material online. Sorry busher I am desperately trying to keep this thread laser focussed on your forthcoming mating and subsequent sale of pups but members just keep going off track.b*****ds.
  17. There's not much call for appeal,lawyers in Saudi. Few vacancies for nose pickers though.
  18. You'll be in heaven mate. Big cats will roam the country sparking every trail camera. Young, naked females will be pleading for help only you can give them. If you need a deckhand, let me know.
  19. That's an emperors clothes moment. I agree. Sorry busher 100. That geordie fellow said it first.
  20. I know a man who could and would.
  21. The Man City manager wears a million+ quid watch . That's like going on a grey pride march with your arse hanging out and a 'please f**k me' sign on your back. In a similar vein I know an old geezer who has few bob who wears heavy gold rings on each finger. He thinks it's insurance aganist theft. I darent tell him there are secateurs about that can neatly snip through chubby fingers.
  22. You are going to get such a bollocking from busher 100 for hijacking this thread. I' m with you busher, that geordie is a f'n menace.
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