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£15! That was a lot of money in the 70s! I had a BSA airport's We thought it would be good fun to shoot playing cards out of each others' hands. f****n pellet hit me bang in the middle of the thumb. I was 12. Had to get it taken out by a Dr. He gave me a bollocking for being a dick and for having to treat me after hours and my mam gave me a bollocking and a clout. I used to go everywhere with that gun and shot a lot of tackle with it. Used to skip school and spend all day hunting. I unscrewed the barrel from the stock which meant I could hide it on buses etc.
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Jamie Vardy and Piers Morgan. Something winds me up about their faces. Think I would definitely scrap with them after school. Vardy would start it and Morgan deserves a slap for being so goddammit smug. Any more contenders?
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I must not be a melt I must not be a melt I tried to write it 50 times but I have ADHD. So,f**k off teacher. I also have tourettes.
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Not being arsy but all cousins are blood cousins aren't they?
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Mrs has a friend with a small,cross,breed dog. Pugadoodle ffs. She asks me to train her dog to return when called. I told her I'll give it a go but she must leave I with me and collect it later. It was sat on the settee. I told it to get off. It told me to f**k off in doggy body language. I shook its scruff. It got off pronto. Took it into the garden and rewards it with grub when it returned to whistle. It was sharp,and learned the trick within 5 minutes. Then on to whistle recall without reward. First time it ignored me I ran over to it and gave it a bollocking. Revelatio
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Obese people have been known to travel to India etc with the specific intention of picking up a serious stomach bug so that they can spend their trip shiting non stop. Brilliant way to lose weight apparently. Think I prefer eating less and exercising more.
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Embarrassment, guilt, not being first with your snout in the trough.........emotions for the lower orders.?
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The air gun licensing laws were introduced in Scotland after a baby was shot in the head with an air gun. I think, going from memory, another older child was shot and badly injured around the same time. I was brought up with air rifles from the age of about ten and me and one of my brothers were shot following careless use of them. I have a misshapen thumb and he has a scar running the length of his arm. I bought my boys air rifles when they were 13 or so and caught them doing daft things with them despite me impressing upon them the importance of gun safety. Licensing isn't so
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Can't understand why the end didn't get life too.
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Johnston is not guilty of "eating a piece of cake at work". He's guilty of a flagrant and contemptuous disregard for the rules which he instigated on the advice of senior medics. According to the WHO 15 million people have died because of Covid. A key strategy to suppress Covid was to limit the ability of the virus to spread from person to person. Lockdowns were very successful in containing the virus but they depended on individuals being responsible in considering the plight of the elderly and the immuono suppressed who had little resistance to the initial virus. Fortunately th
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A colony of croaking Natterjack toads at mating time is deafening. Love Great Cresteds, miniature dinosaurs.
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I've seen battery hens in better conditions. God awful places those flats. Lived for a spell in Ashfield Valley Rochdale. Hellhole. The town planners and architects should be strung up. Bet they didn't have to live in them. And you've got to pay to live there!
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Canelo started as a welterweight. He's very good but the fella was just too big and fought the right fight against him. If I was Canelo, I would skip the rematch. Pointless, unless the judges .......... well you know.
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The deer/ grey looks like a Platts bred dog. They tend to be smaller and dark brindle. Be interesting to see if Sunderland Lamper can find out.
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Now, now, I said " other mens' bedrooms". I did not specify your bedroom, which I am told is far gayer than the one depicted. I saw 3 turtles basking on dry land near a pond today. Buggers are everywhere. Does anybody know if they can breed in UK temperatures?
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Used to like him with Arthur Daley, but couldn't help thinking his character was a bit too stupid and gullible. Still, I suppose it was a kind of gentle comedy. Good memories.
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Feel vaguely uncomfortable being shown other mens' bedrooms. What's next? Would you like to slip into something more comfortable? ?
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Shame nobody with a decent bitch asked to use Buck. He has lots of good qualities.
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If it really was his decision to try and box Usyk, what does he have a trainer for? Whatever, he needs to throw punches like he used to, or become another shit scared Audley Harrison.
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He said at the time " all boxers take drugs" which was a bit of an eye opener for naive me. I suppose they juice up and then keep clear of the testers until their specimens are clear. Remember M Tyson used to use a false dick and somebody else's urine to present to the officials?
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And he was really a blown up cruiserweight. It's the size of the fight in the dog as they say.
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AJ has had the fighter coached out of him. He was a decent puncher and a proper pugilist and then he became a cautious second rate defensive boxer. To quote Barry McGuigan:" what moron told him to try and box Usyk?"
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I said when he was with Peter Fury that he needed to go to America and learn with the big boys. And yet what he learned, that he was the biggest kid in the class, and should throw his weight around, was pretty obvious really.
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You're right. You are a half decent, no that's too strong, you are a quarter decent tory. That's a compliment BTW.?
