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jukel123

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  1. Due spritze con apello por favore. f****n easy mate
  2. Leonardo,now you're talking. That guy was a true genius. Went to an exhibition just by chance in Venice of his work. Been hooked ever since.
  3. Even thinking about booking tickets. Fff don't tell anybody.??
  4. I spoke to a waiter in Italy once. He could communicate in well over a dozen languages. I asked him how he acquired all these languages. He just shrugged and said" if I cant communicate, I can't earn". He reckoned Youtube was the best place to learn. Spoke to a girl in opticians last week. Asked her where she was from. She was from Poland. Spoke English in a perfect Scottish accent. Her English was better than mine. Think if you need to learn a language, you will learn sharpish if you really need to.
  5. You seem to know a little too much about that scenario.??
  6. Booked in for conversion therapy.?
  7. Wife watches this and I usually wind her up by sneering.? Anybody watched it? Watched it tonight with her. Opened a bottle and ended up enjoying it. Am I turning gay?
  8. Fair. But If they were serious they could have got reinforcements. Government decided to back off. It they were miners..........
  9. Give the guy a break, he said he was 'stressed'.??
  10. Lot of truth in that. At the end of the day the police are an instrument of government the same as the army. If they are told both will turn on the people as they did in the general strike and Peterloo. Don't think the cops are running from muslims though . They were told to ignore grooming and abuse of underprivileged 'problem' kids by politicians. As I said, cops are an instrument of government.
  11. I think it's more sinister than that. Police are called for every goddammit incident now. I suspect its so cops have a record on everybody. Big brother and all that. When I was a kid and a teenager families sorted out their own shit. Cops were never consulted. Now somebody gives a neighbour a slap and its a police matter. Ridiculous. Nobody minds the police when they deal with what they are supposed to. It's this finger in every pie which pisses people off. That and dishonest cops of which there are a good number unfortunately.
  12. I've said this before tatblisters,Rotherham seems a God awful place. I think the UK is on the precipice of civil disturbances. People are getting squeezed and provoked like never before. Might see some trouble on the streets when the energy prices kick in and inflation hits. I think a lot of folk will think enough is enough.
  13. The most depressing thing about this thread is that nothing has changed. I think vulnerable kids will still just be seen as loud, promiscuous slags who deserve all they get by onlookers. I for one will ring 999 if I see kids hanging out with Asian men. If these girls were posh kids there would have been a lot different response imo. They were just seen as dirty poor kids not worth worrying about.
  14. Google translate.?. Very useful. I often find if I try to communicate in a foreign language, the person I'm speaking to will often say "English please. It's quicker." If all else fails shout at the foreign b*****ds.
  15. Bo Peep on the cider again. She's on a final warning now.
  16. Think Basil's comment was more to down with his harridan wife Sybil. That level of moaning and harassment would shrink anybody's tadger. Bonny woman in real life mind, and nothing like Sybil.
  17. Most guys in their 70s are still at it. You don't lose must sex drive. It's not so instant or urgent but it still works. Thing is you've got plenty of time as well. You are not chasing your tail with work. You have little stress in your life. Just thought I'd let you know chaps.
  18. Old age has many benefits. Unfortunately, possessing a defective prostate gland ain't one. The most embarrassing occurrence was when a female urologist in her thirties came to examine me. She decided to stick a camera down my jap's eye. Soon as she grabbed my tadger I became erect. She said "I'll take that as a compliment". She then said I didn't realise you were still sexually active. Cheeky bitch I thought. Put that camera in the bin and I'll show you sexually active whether you like it or not.? Atb Keith.
  19. Might be an idea to subject would -be MPs to enhanced criminal record checks. The same as most jobs which entail,working with vulnerable people. He was cautioned when he assaulted the boy so a check would have disbarred him. Be interesting to see how many other MPs have convictions. Maybe all serving MPs should be subject to checks, might be interesting to see what is trawled up.
  20. I remember Ken Norton saying:" it's not necessarily the strongest or the quickest man who will the fight, its the man who thinks he can win the fight." Great fighters just exude confidence and genuine self belief. When Tyson got in the ring with Holyfield, you could 'smell' the fear Tyson had. Bruno looked terrified of Tyson. Golota terrified of Tyson. Okinwande clung to Lewis all fight. Audley Harrison terrified of everyone. ? You can often accurately judge who is going to win a fight in the first few minutes, just by body language. The mind is probably the most power
  21. This morning watched blue tits, sparrows, blackbirds and Great tits building. Hedgerows greening up nicely.
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