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    Silly lad

    I kind of understand provoking him for a laugh, getting a slap and then sharing the video jackass style. But to go whining to the cops is just wrong. I suppose he will try to get a conviction so he can then claim compensation. The cops should charge him with waste of police time and disturbing the peace. And give him a kicking on the sly.
  2. Anybody fancy copying the minkman? A project to breed some kits and tame them down? Preferably hand rear them. Would probably have to trap a pregnant female.
  3. The pigeons were droppers. Rabbits too I reckon. I had a 3/4 grey collie which would charge at flocks of,pigeons and occasionally leap up and catch one on the wing. Bought my Mrs a siamese. It would return home from the fields dragging warm adult hares. Leverets too. No I ain't been drinking, and I ain't bullshitting. I never actually saw her kill one but they were warm and very dead. I suspect she pounced, held on and they died of fright/ heart attack? Same as a rabbit gives up when it is attacked by a stoat. Generally I am with Kurt Zouma when it comes to cats but I can
  4. Personally I would go for a track dog. It will have strong prey drive and no show blood. I bought into the working whippet myth. They are no better than any other hunting whippet. But they are slower. Decent enough dogs, but having had track dogs in the past, I prefer them to any other type.
  5. Anybody in the UK keep/ breed mink?
  6. My bitch was spayed too. I was reading that the op does make incontinence more likely. Sorry about your bitch mate. Don't think mine has much longer to go either.
  7. I appreciate most of you guys don't remember the mostly black 70s heavyweights. I could name you ten who had absolutely no quit in them. They were the grandsons of slaves, and the sons of share croppers. They often came from very large families and endured harsh physical discipline growing up. This gave them a street toughness and a determination to withstand repeated heavy shots without even thinking about surrender. Boxing gave them a stage, money and status. Without it they were nobodies again. I honestly believe they would have seen M Tyson as a joke if he gave them the menacing stare. Wi
  8. Katch, I can remember holidaying in Blackpool with a mate when I was 17. It was Glasgow fair week. f****n scary. The Glasgow Boys wanted to know your team, your gang, if you thought you were hard etc. Every night on the town was hair raising. All I wanted to do was meet girls, ended up a nervous wreck. Literally saw more blood that week than I have ever seen in my life before or since.
  9. I' ll run,( stumble) from both then mate.?
  10. Can't be assed debating with you mate. You get a buzz out of being controversial. You must be the only man in the world who thought Taylor had beaten Catterall. If you can't see John Fury for the man he is, there's no point in continuing on this thread.
  11. Out of likes. I remember watching Deliverance with my boys aged 7 or 8. They were both scared to death and insisted on sleeping in my bed that night. I didn't know it was going to show homosexual rape did I?
  12. On the evidence on YouTube, he fought like a pub brawler. No class in or out of the ring.
  13. You are describing my grandkids. No doubt the coke will,follow. I swear I am fitter than them. Bloody tragic mate.
  14. Had to look Leroy Jenkins up. So a modern version of Ronnie Pickering
  15. Peter comes with a murky past but a genuine boxing man. John Fury f****n annoying, loud mouthed, former journeyman / punchbag with a fan boy worship of Mike Tyson and a low life past.
  16. Glaswegians best cursers for fear factor. "TONGS YA BASS!" delivered at full volume with a hint of Buckfast on the breath is enough to make me run whilst soiling my y fronts. FOR THE UNITIATED: TONGS = NOTORIOUS GLASGOW GANG WHICH CUTS PEOPLE FOR FUN BASS= YOU b*****d BUCKFAST= CHEAP WINE WITH HIGH ALCOHOL CONTENT MADE BY A CARING RELIGIOUS ORDER OF MONKS. Y FRONTS= UNDERWEAR WORN BY MEN OF A CERTAIN VINTAGE. DESIGNED TO HOLD STRAY DROPS OF GEIRATRIC URINE RATHER THAN SUPPORT A HUGE COCK.
  17. Might be. But didn't hear any sectarian threats, bigotry or references to Buckfast.
  18. Stiff watches this every morning to motivate himself.
  19. Whyte 5/ 1. He's got a puncher's chance and will go for Fury's flabby midriff. Fury should win given his physical advantages. But Whyte is in there. Pundits say Fury has good recovery powers when he is tagged. Maybe he hasn't been properly hit and just loses balance cos he is so tall? And what if Whyte lands a really concussive punch? Looking forward to it.
  20. Clegg knew where his bread was buttered. Hes just been given a 10 million pound bonus by Facebook.
  21. Was ordering in spanish outdoor cafe and I happened to break off my order to point out some monks parakeets. I was showing off and referring to them as marakitas. A spanish mate choked on his drink. Marakita is also slang for a player on the pink oboe.
  22. And was dissecting bodies to learn how to paint them. The word 'genius' is overused, he was truly a genius. Not only a brilliant artist but a designer and government adviser on weapons. Just up your street Born.
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