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jukel123

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  1. Never mind about embarrassment. Get after her and give her one before the drugs or the beer goggles wear off.
  2. Is corrugated asbestos roofing dangerous if breathed in? I remember sawing lengths by hand when I was roofing50 years back. I was completely green about the danger then. Isn't there various categories of asbestos , some more dangerous than others?
  3. Yes it's become commonplace now. You never know what some fecker might be carrying. Knife attacks on cops are standard. Should be a minimum custodial for first offence of carrying a knife. Its no use jailing somebody who has already used a knife.
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    ID help

    And how do you gain experience in hari kari ?
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    ID help

    So which predator would skin a squirrel's skull?
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    dna

    Toy fox terrier my arse. You don't need DNA analysis, its obviously a deer/grey. Pebbles, the world's oldest dog, passes away aged 22 WWW.GUINNESSWORLDRECORDS.COM Just five months shy of her 23rd birthday, Pebbles, the oldest dog living, has passed away.
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    dna

    If you buy a KC registered dog. You can see your pups ancestors several generations back. Even if a few bitches got over the wall and didn't admit to it.? What do we humans get? A poxy certificate from a register office and a few faded black and white photographs.
  8. Was it a reality check coming back to Geordie land? My nephew has worked as a spark in half a dozen different, oil rich countries and has lived like a king. When the jobs dried up he found it hard to handle being an ordinary Joe working shifts on 30 odd grand. But he actually loves wind and rain after sheltering from sun for years.
  9. Whilst you are taking Stiffs t shirt back, could you look up my ex brother in law? He owes me 700 notes. If he doesn't pay up, which is likely, could you tell him he's a c**t and give him a Glasgow kiss on the bridge of his nose please? Thanks in the expectation of a positive reply.
  10. I lost every Goldie I had, 14, to going light one year. My bullies were doing well. Opened the shed door and they both flew over my shoulder. Shit happens.?
  11. Unbelievable mate. Bad f****n crack that. As I say, we are too divided.
  12. I got lost in kielder when I was with the Bewcastle hunt. Totally lost. Had my two kids with me. I did not appreciate how vast it was. If you get caught doing something naughty there, you are either very unlucky or very careless.
  13. We are always defending ourselves from attack. We should be on the front foot. Ideally we need to organise, use PR people and be media savvy. We are too divided.
  14. You are right mate. Just checked. Shotguns permissible in certain situations.
  15. It's not a consultation. It's a done deal. It's a queer old situation when you potentially criminalise decent people. I think we'll all have to explain the new law to our dogs patiently and thoroughly.
  16. He's just a twat who likes dressing up and gets the added benefit of persuading scots he is their legitimate king. The original poster reckoned not to recognise him because he was in a skirt. I bet that old trout Camilla could tell some stories about him dressing up.
  17. So have I mate according to the legend. I think everybody has. That's why the myth and the sales of tartans go so well. I'm going offline for the night. A full caps lock on mad jock is gonna ask for my postcode any minute now.?
  18. Walter Scott invented all,the tartans and their supposed family associations. The kilts the real Scots wore were brown plaid like the one in the top photo. Lots of Scots get a bang out of thinking they have a particular tartan associated with a particular clan/ family. But it ain't true. Walter Scott wrote good books from his imagination and he imagined the tartans along with the stories. Not knockin it at all. Its created a lot of pleasure for people.
  19. Everybody agrees capitalism is the best way forward despite its imperfections. Everybody agrees we need first class public services. Why is it beyond successive governments to devise a tax system which delivers a thriving economy as well as state of the art public services? Arguing over tax rates is anal. If we had successful people like businessmen, medics, academics managers running the country, instead of lightweight sales reps, then we might move forward as a country.
  20. Now things make sense. Some f****r must have slipped some in my pint. b*****d. I have been expecting an attack of some sort for a while.
  21. He often wears a kilt in Scotland. Changes the tartan every time. Keeps all the jocks happy. I don't think he has a family tartan of his own. Clans and tartans are not big in Germany or Greece.
  22. Deborah Meadon ( Dragons Den) has speculated that certain hedge fund managers who bet on the pound rising or falling, willhave made multi millions after the 45p budget . Could it be that kamikwarseng was not so kamikaze after all? That he and his mates enjoyed a bonanza at the 'bookies,' knowing full well the pound would plummet as a result and they would be quids in. There's no stewards inquiry and no suspicious betting investigation.Hmn.
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