jukel123
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I was reading that Charlie Mullins has sold his business for 125 million. Left school at fifteen and built up his empire from scratch. Rather than become a non dom, and avoid around 30 million in tax, he has decided to pay the tax on the sale of his business. He says it wouldn't be patriotic to avoid the tax by moving abroad. Mug or patriot? I think he's a top, top bloke.
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No good for me then. I need my sexual appetite toning down, not winding up.
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Gonna avoid it then. I talk enough bollocks without the stuff. f**k knows what crap I would gibber with a line up my nose.
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I was at a wedding reception recently. Every time I went for a pee there were guys snorting the stuff in the toilets. What does it do for you? How long does a snort last?
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Hilda was my favourite along with Stan. Soaps in those days were mild comedy with a bit of self recognition. Nowadays the plots are very dark. I havent watched a soap since Hilda and Stan were about.Too feckin grim.
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I married a Mavis but she morphed into Ena Sharples. I think all women do.?
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My son worked for a global company shuffling money. A new company rule was introduced to " review" customers portfolios every 6 months. Customers began to be charged ridiculous amounts for something which happened all the time and was a normal part of the service. My son blew the whistle and said the new practice was basically a rip off. He made a formal complaint and said he didn't come to work to cheat people out of their hard earned cash. When they ignored him, he resigned. He was offered 3 jobs in rival companies within a week because people in the industry knew of him and had heard of hi
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Princess Anne is a fan of the breed. In fact she's got a conviction for having one dangerously out of control in a public place. Also killed of the queen's corgis. Straight up. Xmas Eve too. Put a dampener on things.? You could offer it to her, or the paedo prince since he's got the job of looking after the corgis. I am sure he would welcome them being thinned out.
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There's a lot of toxic feminity about these days. In the old days women cooked cleaned, had children. Now they booze, fight,show their tattoed arses and tits and spend all day on social media winding each other up. Yes I know I'm ashamed to have said that. I'm just another sad male with deep issues about masculinity. Not.?
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My old man was fond of " if God had meant you to smoke, he'd have given yer a chimney up your arse" Wish I'd listened at the time.
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You young whippersnappers think you invented sex. Me, Charts and Iworkwhippets were having fun when you young uns were in nappies.?
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Kurosawa knew how to make a film. Just got into his stuff. The Seven Samurai is my favourite.
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Eddie Izzard says one minute he thinks he's a woman then he decides he's a man. So standing in an all woman shortlist is just mad opportunistic cynicism. I have a leftie side and a nazi side. When I exercise the nazi part of my personality , I want to horsewhip these people until they promise to behave.?
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My choice for new tory prime minister. Conservative MP Michael Fabricant 'cycles naked through London park' WWW.BBC.CO.UK Michael Fabricant is campaigning for a nude charity bike ride in his Lichfield constituency.
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Already sorted mate.
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Thanks again lads. Much appreciated.
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Nah, when you've starved yourself, driven twenty miles, checked in electronically no probs and have given your letter of appointment which clearly states the time and ward to report to:_You don't want to be fecked about. Est for her to work it out herself. The other nurses hated the bully and were very decent to me. So although I am not disputing I am a cock, I was justified in being peeved on this occasion.
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I've followed politics all my days. I can't remember a bigger bollock dropped than Kwarteng spooking the markets within days of taking office. The timing too, people are genuinely struggling and he does his Robin Hood in reverse act. I find it fooking mind boggling you come into office and cause such panic and chaos within hours. Most of us accept the tories are the party of the rich ( nobody knows who Labour represents these days) but it's supposed to be kept under wraps. Abolishing the 45p rate is equivalent to him, coming into his office, slapping his cock on the table and saying" I'm the
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Well, happy days,I'm sat in bed in my room. My op has been completed and my pain levels are next to nowt. I had 3 different procedures done on various parts of my body. This required 3 separate specialists to visit me whilst I was under the anaesthetic. 10 out of 10 for coordinating that NHS. I never sleep in these places so,last night I went walkabout hoping I wouldn't bump into nurse Ratched or a ward sister similar to one Hattie Jaqcques used to play in the Carry On Films. I ended up chatting to some of the porters for half an hour ( top blokes) and then I got an invite into a kind o
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Thanks for comments lads. My op has been delayed. Anesthetist has got Covid. Kwasi Kwaerteng lookalike has been in along with a Sadiq Khan body double. They assure me everything is in place for my trip into the unknown this afternoon.
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I report to the ward at the time and place I was asked. No trace of me. Fucks sake I thought. Good start. Nurse says to me: "are you sure you've got the right day?" I hold my ground and refuse to answer. She thinks I am deaf ( I am, but not that deaf). So she repeats the question. I pointedly refuse to answer. I glare. She gets the message and apologises. Finally, a miraculous phone call later she informs me that my details have been found, so once I have checked in I can be given a room. But first of all I have to be stripped of dignity. They take my details, fair enough, and then they tel
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Lot of lads I've known who have worked on JCBS etc have chronic back problems due to impact on the discs. Are modern machines any better in minimising back damage?
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No comprende your point senor.
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You cannot talk about the future without understanding the past. No need to be snotty.
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" False dross on here". Below the belt that mate. Everything written on here is meticulously researched and peer reviewed.
