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jukel123

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  1. He did call her but she's definitely getting out of the game. She does have a 3/4 litter at the moment but he wants a border half cross.
  2. Unlike me, my son loves 1/2 collie crosses,if they are merle and blue eyed that's a plus. He's just lost his half border Hancock bitch. Suddenly keeled over and died at 3.5 years of age. No warning, had been a bit subdued for a few hours, perked up, ate some grub and just died. Was all jabbed and in the best of health. He phoned Sally Hancock to book a replacement but she said she is retiring and is no longer taking orders. If anybody knows of a litter on the ground or in the planning, please let me know. Thanks.
  3. I don't think your political opinions coincide with mine somehow.
  4. How much did kwas's hedge fund manager mates make? The guys he was quaffing champagne with immediately after that clusterfuck budget? Did they 'put a bet on' for him? Of course they did. Nudge wink, I'm going to crash the pound lads. Get a bet on that the pound is gonna collapse. The whole f**k up shows that modern capitalism is run by the money men. Modern governments are just the money mens obedient puppets. Albeit well rewarded puppets. Hope he's blacklisted for any future money related job. Some hope.
  5. Yes but how did he know I was a red rose? I had deliberately put my knuckles in my pockets so they wouldn't drag,confined my spitting to the floor only and hadn't replied " what the f**k are you looking at?" when we were welcomed into the pub?
  6. I was forgetting a yorkshireman's palate is very robust. Decaying vegetable matter is the preferred delicacy of lower species of mammals. Here we go War of the Roses take 2.
  7. I had a holiday in Staithes and collected fossils. I don't know whether you remember but a kiddie was killed there just a few days after we had left. She was beachcombing, same as us, in the same place and was hit by falling rocks from the cliff face. Chance in a million. I remember having a meal in the pub there and I was served f****n yellow decaying broccoli along with my meal. I asked the waiter basically wtf? And he thanked me for my input and said he would pass it on to chef. No apology, no price reduction, no free drink. f****n Yorkshire b*****ds. There's a coast down south n
  8. I know it's not quite the same thing as finding a fossil yourself,but there's a specialised fossil shop in Edinburgh old town. The fossils there blow your mind. If I had a lot of money (and a less domineering wife) I'd fill the house with fossils and geological specimens. Far better than tatty ornaments.
  9. I've fished for tope a few times but never got into one. I'll keep on trying.
  10. Well Char was shot 4 times and has also had double hip replacements and is pushing 40. So yeah, Chishora is a slightly more credible opponent. Fury has said in the past he wants to fight the best out there. I think his business brain has replaced his fighters brain.
  11. It's a farce. The last two fights were walk overs. At one point Fury beckoned the ref to end their last fight because Chishora was taking so much punishment. Its another sad day for boxing imo.
  12. I 've just been watching Benny Hill on Youtube, that's what reminded me of our Blackpool weekend. Good entertainment.
  13. Lochinver. We've got deer in the garden eating fallen pears. Still very warm.
  14. When you are young you think doctors can cure anything. But when you go them they don't really have an answer for chronic pain. There's not a lot of pain killers out there. Pity there isn't a pill which just numbs down the source of your pain. Grin and bear it seems to be the only answer they have. With us all living longer, I would like to see more research into pain reducing drugs.
  15. I feel a lot better after reading this thread. I was going to join in with my list of ailments, but f**k it,I'm feel on top of the world now.
  16. I am 40 miles north of Ullapool this week. 11 degrees at night. Holiday cottage has pre_timed electric storage heaters .They make the house so warm,we've had to have the windows open most of the time. The stags are rutting and roar all night. I wouldn't mind a bit of frost. I love a cold start to the day.
  17. That would be me . Guilty as charged. Cannot get on with them. Some are wired to the b*****d moon. Prefer thick dogs who don't think, don't sulk and don't stalk. Just like me. I like thick uns because they have an off button. Merles are a pain, everyone wants to talk to you about a strange coloured dog. Feck that. Who wants to talk to people? Yes it's got blues eyes. BIG f****n DEAL. Now f**k off. A quarter collie is the most I would have in a lurcher.
  18. Apparently, the majority of greyhounds have very poor dental health. The theory is it's because they are fed raw food with no bones to rid the teeth of tartar. But aren't the majority of greys fed on high protein kibble these days? Any thoughts?
  19. Guys who tell lies kind of fascinate me. Like the guys who wear war medals when they have never been in the army. Or fully able athletes who fraudulently compete against paraplegics. How about undercover coppers who have children with eco warriors and then disappear? There's a lot of Walter Mittys about. How do they respect themselves? Weird feckers.
  20. A local fishmonger had his electric slicer fecked a by a salmon containing a lead pipe. ? We used to have an annual all night fishing competition. An angler was declared the winner until my sharp eyes noticed three of the winner's sea trout were frozen stiff......straight from the freezer. Events turned nasty. Felt sorry for him because his name is forever tarnished and he still has the piss taken regularly.
  21. "Basically just sits there in disbelieving despair." That fella would fit in to THL old codgers' section ( fully paid up member) seamlessly.
  22. jukel123

    Dahmer

    I read loads but I have never read a whodunit or a cop novel. Why people, especially old ladies, are interested in these kinds of stories is a mystery to me. Basically I'm not interested in who killed who or whom? Can't handle cop series on telly either. Boring.
  23. jukel123

    Dahmer

    You've f****n thought about this a lot haven't you?
  24. Was it one sitting mate?
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