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  1. Some studies show the lab as being the breed most likely to bite in the UK. But it's complicated because the lab is apparently the most popular choice of breed in the UK. Anecdotally, I can't see the point of a Akita or a husky, or any dog which just exists to do its own thing. You just end up a slave, picking up shit, grooming and paying out for no reward. For me the whole point of a dog is that it works with you, not against you. I think some personality types just like being slaves to their dogs.
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    I'm not arguing with you. It astonishes me what people will do for money. When some young bird laughs at "I"ll smash your back doors in", she has a choice. She can say "f**k this I'm not listening to this shit" and leave, or she can laugh, be considered a "good sort" and take the money. How much does a porn actor or actress get paid? Not enough to surrender your self respect imo. Has everybody got their price? Discuss.
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    porn

    Francis? You have elevated him to f****n sainthood. Ask his ferret whether he's a saint or not! Money talks. The programmes you mention make money so, necessarily they are deemed 'good'. We abandoned all sense of morality and decency when Thatcher taught us that greed is good and money is God and that public service and decency is for mugs. As a society we lost all direction when she came to power. The toe rags we have in power at the moment worship her every thought. (But then I do so see myself as something of a geriatric captain Mainwaring and not to be take too
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    God that's spooky. It's exactly the image I have. I cannot put the image of the ferret up, it's too disturbing . All I can say is that surprisingly, Francie is a good fit for that tortured Jill.
  5. On Gumtree. Saluki borzoi x saluki borzoi deerhound. Absolutely nothing to do with me. Just thought them an interesting litter.
  6. I didn't think it humanly possible to dislike a person as much as I disliked her predecessor, smirking Patel, who was sacked as foreign secretary and within the blink of an eye was handed the home secretary role. But Cruella Braverwoman is her equally odious replacement. Nothing to do with their ethnicity or sex, they are just devoid of competence or statesmanship.
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    porn

    I've been to your house numerous times. The things you get up to with Jill ferret are unspeakable. Don't deny it as I have photographic evidence.
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    porn

    Absolutely not true. I have spent my whole life peeping through people's windows after dark. I have never spied people performing the stuff shown on porn videos. Get your f****n facts right or send me your f****n postcode.
  9. Smug b*****d, just cos you live on a boat.
  10. Agreed. BBC should have ditched him years ago. National treasure...bollocks.New blood should be given a chance. As I say it would be great to watch a documentary about a species you knew absolutely nothing about. I'm fed up hearing about lions, elephants, cheetahs etc. How about some inconspicuous spider or dart frog or butterfly?
  11. It annoys me that wildlife documentaries generally end up fairy stories/Disney stories. I wish they would stick to facts. Documentary makers seem stuck in the groove of showing footage of the fight between two alpha males which they just happened to be lucky enough to capture on film. It tells you more about the makers of these films than the subject of the documentary. I wish they would come up with something new. Its the same old animals all the time and the same story line. zzzzzzzzzz
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    Rishi

    Sleep tight. Joe's finger is inches away from the button. As long as he doesn't mix up 'bed pan nurse' button with 'nuclear button' we're all perfectly safe.
  13. It's a permanent fixture.
  14. No mate. Just seen the programme credits. Chis Packham. I'm gonna get a lot of hate mail I fear. Maybe even dead animals nailed to my gate.lol.
  15. Just been watching. Can't remember the name of the main presenter, but I quite like his enthusiasm. His ideas on fieldsports are seriously misguided but I think I could have a drink with him as long as he listened to an opposite viewpoint. It's nice to see the female presenters looking up wonderingly at their male superiors. Very satisfying. I love cheerleaders, especially blondes. Ah, the good old days. Be great to see a programme hosted by ordinary blokes and birds who genuinely love nature and accept field sports as a part of the overall world of nature. Not gonna happen.
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    Rishi

    Lefties are human too. We ARE the ordinary people by definition. I demand full equality for lefties. If this is not achieved peaceably I am going to glue myself to something precious to you. Maybe your bird shed, but this may leave me vulnerable to fascist Dido attack. I will give it deep thought.
  17. Isn't iworkwhippets Keith? Or Keithy as KD bromantically refers to him? Somebody settle this please. Meanwhile breaking news. A terrified farm cat has been launched into outer space from Ireland. The nation is horrified. Garda are looking for an Englishman with a ruddy complexion who is believed to utter racist oaths in a Landan accent. He may be suffering from Tourettes.
  18. I think that was Keith. Marriage was mentioned. She must be a hell of a vixen, or maybe she just had a vixen's brush hanging suggestively from her rear quarters.
  19. He's been on this afternoon. He was embracing multiculturalism and celebrating the appointment of our new Hindu PM. I'm abit worried about Wilf. I think today's coronation of Sunak may be a tad challenging for him. I fear for his cat.
  20. I remember the country being united against the tactics of bouncers obviously aimed at head level. It was big news all over the papers and BBC news. But the players got on with it. Now its big BBC news because a group of players called other players names. Facks sake lads. Play up and man up!
  21. Brian Close! Bloody hell, that's rattled my memory. I bet Fred Trueman exacted revenge on whoever bowled those rib breakers at Close.
  22. There you go. That was before my time. I thought we were above such tactics.lol .Still, balls delivered at head height was an escalation of bodyline bowling. But fair point mate.
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    Rishi

    Get me a bottle of water whilst you're out Gunga.?
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    Rishi

    I don't reckon much on those church of England feckers either, or catholics or rastas or any cult. Religions are bad for people imo. None of them do anything for ordinary people.
  25. Another captain Mainwaring rant. Protective head gear in cricket came about when the West Indians started to bowl yorkers aimed at batsmen's heads to unsettle them. People were injured. Not cricket gentlemen! They should have also brought in a rule that any ball judged to be aimed at an opponent, instead of the wicket, would result in the bowler being banned for the rest of the series.
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