Outlaw Pete
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I don't think you'd even want to know the buzz about Frankie Howard, back in the day. Never mind John Noakes and " Get down, Shep! " Seems our Frankie, with his Great Dane, was more, " Get up, Balzac! " Come to mention it; What about Bernie Winters and that f**king great St. Bernard of his ....? Isn't there an old, theatrical adage, about never performing with animals or kids?
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I looked at " Lurcher 1 "'s profile earlier. I was trying to get a better look at that latest avatar. I find it really frustrating when these pictures reduce such that I can't read the punch line, or even make out exactly what's going on in the main picture. It might well just be my eyes though. I saw somebody had posted, somewhere, a comment that seemed to show he could make it out. Used to have eyes like a hawk. Now, I have eyes like a f**king mole
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'Forgive me' for saying (or spotting?) this but; " Disgraceful " rings a bell. How about a nice goldfish, Fay? A Rock, perhaps ....?
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I'd turn up. But, I wouldn't tell anyone who I was. Where I was from. What I did. What I'd done. Who I knew. Who knew me. What I had. What I was working on. That's all nothing to do with a room full of complete strangers. I tend not to interrogate strangers either. So, by evenings end, I'd probably be singled out. Dragged out. Beaten up. Strung up. Coated in tar ~ with dry dog food rubbed in, for that Final effect. Then set alight and burned as the epitomal effigy of all that is considered 'dodgy', by cliques of half a dozen blokes who know each other, in person. Thus declaring t
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Catcher 1, on 05 May 2013 - 11:02 PM, said: Shows most the fourm up for what it is.Google hunters. :yes: Hang about ....! I'm not engaging in this 'game'. so it doesn't matter what I think or say here, in that respect. But, to pose questions of you own on the D Day beaches, Barbarossa, Sealion? How is that 'Quick Witted' How about Mengele, Oradour - Sur - Glane and the Falaise Gap? Subjects worthy of study. But, does the study of them make us 'Quick Witted' ? And, none of you're knowledge of these matters is an anyway connected to Google? And your own 'Quick Wit' has now shown
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And thus discovered you have a sharply rough edged finger nail? I'm sat here in the last remnants of a very loved and loyal old pair of denims. So old, in fact, that their virtually leggins now. There's not much else between the belt loops and legs. Alright though as no one ever sees me. And the one or two who do have long since learned not to look down. So, I've just read a post. Had a laugh and then, almost unconsciously reached down to scratch my nuts. It was electrifying!!! Finger nail, much harder and sharply edged than I'd realised, happened to slip through a hole. Ho
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FFS, Bryson! Get this thread taken down! I've just come back to it and, already, my stomach hurts! And That's just being reminded of it! F**king Hell! What about The Whale? Christ almighty!!! I'm gasping for f**king breath here! Jesus f**king christ; If I had the money? I'd buy a lap top, just to take into town with me and show people that on! 'Probably' one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life!
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FFS, Matt! It was still listed in my profile, under my posts. " Cuckoo by R Judd ". Then I read " Cuckoo by R Judd " and it's gone? Tin foil hat? I was ready to go Tactical on the bast@rds! Thanks anyway. And now that that's resolved? Corncrake? I'd give my last teeth! Officially, they're here. Neighbour confided that he reckons he heard one, last year. This guy knows his shit. I had a red leg saunter past me at ten foot. They told me, officially; 'No you didn't. They don't occur around you and no body breeds them there. Same goes for that pair of grey partridges that exploded off
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Hears snipe drumming, tonight. But, I expect this post will vanish too
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I do that. It's good
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Yep. Heard my first one yesterday, 18:00. Couldn't be 100% sure though. Then, I went out much later, well after dark, and heard it clear as day.
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:rofl: F**king Hell, Bryson!!! The f**king Lizard! I laughed so hard I almost f**king shit myself!! That is absolutely up there with the very best of Monty Python! :notworthy:
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Just thinking; If I got that job in India? I'd always be hard at work.
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So; Did you sneak about shouting " Bang! " ?
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Dream job? I once heard about this bloke in rural India. Can't remember the reasoning behind it now. But, his job was going round the countryside, deflowering virgins. He got paid for it too. I always thought like; " Yeahh. S'pose I'd give that a shot. I mean, if a job needs doing ..... "
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F**king Brilliant!
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So; Do we share our bananas with the chimp's ....?
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This was some fifty, sixty years ago now ~ I can't really remember ..... " Oh, Mr Harris! It hurts! I want my mummy!!! "
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That's a bloody fair comment, NP. I don't know. Where do we do it? Smash, burn and level the place, the moment the last one passes? Have some sort of free for all, let the fastest and strongest rip the shit out the old place?. Until the rats gnaw the wires and incinerate what's left? I guess, maybe: You're 'In The Business'. I, too, have seen copper piping and flag stones that would make a grown man cry. I've photographed them. Kept their location secret. Left only footprints. But, in Your case? Hired in to rip away such a place? Hell yeah! No f**king Way are those flags goin
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ime sure the tea leaves have a field day on that site.lol How would you know that, Nans Pat ....? That f**king " 28 Days Later " shit hole that someone mentioned earlier is the sewer of Urban Exploration. F**king Mod's there would ban anyone the moment they spoke. Then it all broke down and the court case revealed the score. The entire 'Admin' lot were organising van convoys to " Explorations " where they'd work like ants, systematically stripping entire buildings of Anything! They were making a killing on ebay. Anything from light switches to f**king fire places. Then som
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Rhodes and Sydnor on your shelf too then?
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That's a shame. CG. As, I feel, is the thought of someone living there till recently. Wasn't a last of the line individual, was it? I mean, with a couple of rooms being left to rot out, it hardly speaks of a vibrant family who simply moved on. I get more the impression of some lonely soul. Pottering about the place. Living out their final days in a world now void of colour and joy Sorry. Drifted off there for a minute. Started thinking about my own situation ....!
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Neems; Have you ever considered a career in the Diplomatic Service?
