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  1. A chance reference to that, on another thread here, just reminded me of something ..... I used to have this Pit Bull. Lovely dog, obviously. And, at that time, it was just me and him living together. I'd go off to work and he'd amuse himself with his own thoughts till I came home again. Then we'd go down the pub. We were happy in our routine. And, every night, when I got home, I'd open the front door and call, " Dad's back, son! ". And he'd pop out of the living room door and trot out to meet me. Wagging his spiky tail I'll never forget though, the time I went to the dentist t
  2. No. But, I do like a bit of David Morrell! What it is is I once read a book where someone was offered WPP. What actually happened was a knock at the door one night. A 'SWAT' type team burst in. Extremely well choreographed as they rolled out black plastic sheeting. Then forced everyone in the family down onto it before putting a couple of rounds in their faces. All over in moments and total silence. Government wins. Funny. I can't remember a single other detail of that whole book. Not even the title or the author. Never mind the rest of the story line. But, that one scene was so
  3. You grass like a summer meadow. And then, magically, 'They' spend thousands, if not millions on setting you up in a whole new reality. You vanish. You can't contact your parents. Your friends. Anyone who's ever known you. Ever again. EVER. You just disappear off the face of the earth. And end up with a house, somewhere. A nice, assured, little job. Set of papers. Quiet life. Or; One to the back of the head, in some underground cell in London? Discuss.
  4. Dy; Thanks. But, I tried that one. It comes up as 'File Not Found'. I checked out their blurb and wonder if it's not a 'Pay Or Else' place? Or, maybe the problem's inherent in this places system? A mate, on another forum, kindly stuck my speck of KB's on his own server for me. Profile f**ked that off too I wonder; Has anyone but IanB got a profile sound track functioning?
  5. No personal experience at this what so ever (If Only! I Despise crows with a heart felt vengeance!) But; I have seen a photo of an Eagle Owl decoy, sat on the ground. And it was almost buried in dead crows. Double barrelled 12 laying there too. Clear indication being that there's some bloody hot sport to be had with a big owl deek. I'd love to try it myself. But, I couldn't hit a low flying barn with a shotgun
  6. FFS! Thank you, so much for that! All this time now, I've been hearing the name " Dawkins " and thinking of a shrivelled up little guy, squirming in a wheel chair! It's been wrecking my head. I was thinking; " Wasn't the guy in the chair into 'Quantum Physics' and 'Big Bang' shit? Where's this 'God' thing come from? " Now I get it!
  7. Got a 337 kb MP3 here. I want to host it somewhere, for my Profile Music. I've been having a mare with it, for ages. What ever I seem to do, it just shows as " File Not Found ". Anyone know anything clever, please?
  8. Wasn't there a you tube posted recently; TV licensing turned up. Blokes told him to f**k off, so he called a copper. Next thing you know, this pair of blokes are running rings round a handful of Police, basically by pointing out the differences in " Acts " and " Laws ". Premise was something along the lines that the Police are there to enforce Laws. Something like that, anyway. Made my f**kin head spin!
  9. SOOooooo ..... " Spring Traps Approval Orders " ???
  10. Praying for a good Southerly.

    1. Outlaw Pete

      Outlaw Pete

      Please, god! NOT a Westerly! I have a tree, just gagging to drop. We need a Southerly to help it over safely when cut. Westerly takes it? It could be goodnight from me! Ground's saturated again. Shallow roots. Borrowed time.

       

    2. low plains drifter

      low plains drifter

      How much you want for that chicken LC,and what about the golden goose I want it now lol

    3. LaraCroft

      LaraCroft

      You can have both LPD, they make such a fuss with each egg they are doing my head in !

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  11. That would absolutely freak me out! My mother's been dead for years. And my name's Pete!
  12. Think I should've brought home a bag of liver too!
  13. Stop it, for gods sake!!!
  14. I can't Stop f**king visualising it ! That's why I'll probably never sleep tonight now You know; The old " Difference between Light and Hard " thing!
  15. How refreshing that your GP is even aware of such 'detail' about sleep. Especially in view of what the article tells us
  16. Bootsha; Have you not noticed yourself how the people 'complaining' about their sleep here are virtually All working 'unnatural' shifts, or what ever? Socks is probably the exception. But, then god knows what his military experience has done to His sub conscious. Regarding your own ability to 'refresh' yourself from all out shattered to up 'n at 'em, in next to no time? That too is a recognised thing. Wasn't it Napoleon who was a bugger for dozing off in the saddle. Then his eyes popping open, minutes later, and him barking orders like a man on speed? There are precedents for most th
  17. Oh, f**king Pul Eeeease!!!
  18. :icon_eek: I'm not going there. I'm just Not!
  19. Exactly, Malt! (Brilliant article, by the way, isn't it?) I was talking to a mate about this only yesterday. As he said; 'Look at the livestock on the fields. Some will be laid down, having a kip, while others are up and about. But, we never see a field full of sleeping cows or sheep.' Indeed, as any burglar will tell you; 3 - 4am in the best time for Those 'modern day predators' to work. Because Joe Average is at his deepest point of sleep just then. It's all just unnaturally enforced behaviour. Sheep don't do it. Only sheeple.
  20. Here it is!!! The Article. Found it again!
  21. It's true though! This article cited historical references from all over. Seems it was once the perfect norm. People would wake up. Maybe have sex. Read. Play a bit of music. What ever. Then, after a bit, they'd very deliberately and naturally shut themselves down and have what was always simply known as " Their Second Sleep ". I'm absolutely enthralled by it. Because, had I not just happened across this article, I'd have felt guilty for being a 'lazy bast@rd' and probably would have ended up asking for sleeping pills How f**ked up is That?!
  22. How do you do it? Naturally? Or as proscribed? I found out, only last week, that I've begun to slip back into a natural sleep pattern. It fascinates me. See, I read this article ~ BBC or something ~ about sleep. And how this 'solid eight hours of uninterrupted sleep' thing is a load of old bollocks. Or, rather, new bollocks. Fact is, that was probably foisted upon us by the government, along with the Industrial Revolution. Simply a way of ensuring the workers lives were regulated to best suit the owners. Like pub closing times. No rhyme or reason to it. Just control. Anyway, it se
  23. Crawling Up The Walls ..... Waiting .....

    1. Malt

      Malt

      Good luck with it all mate..

    2. LaraCroft

      LaraCroft

      Fingers crossed for you :-)

    3. Outlaw Pete

      Outlaw Pete

      No worries, mate! It's looking like Game On, for us, now. Just got to get the run sorted out with the two lads.

       

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  24. So; It's basically something akin to acid or bleach then?!
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