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RubyTex

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  1. You've seen the offer mate. First come, first served. will you be telling jokes Aye if there's shite jokes on offer then i'm afraid you can stick your wetherspoons where the sun doesn't shine
  2. There are a lot of sound lads on here, haven't met any yet but no doubt i will in the future, Walshie if you're offering hospitality, refreshments and a weekends fishing then i'm in
  3. Too late....got a ride this morning...... Aye a ride back from hers off her dad
  4. Well this was a selection from our 'beer' fridge last night, had bottles left right and centre that lot plus 4 crates of Magners and an 8 pack of Somersby cider under the stairs should be washed down nicely today at the BBQ have a good un lads and lasses, don't do anything i wouldn't do - which isn't much
  5. What you mean? No matter what i do i can't get her to behave pulling so i bought that and she stopped Report card: "Tarquin must try harder!!"...lol Awww get tae f**k ya ginger dick
  6. Good on you for volunteering mate, what you doing exactly? Just at the gun battery museum here. Right on the coast, stunning views, good set of lads and i help out with school groups and tours etc. Most of the other volunteers are old ex army men so being young gives a different dimension and the kids seem to look at me as an older brother type so they really listen and behave. Good 'job satisfaction' from working with kids i tell you
  7. young lad...... Weekend..... Beginning to see how your still a virgin Nah balls to that mate i can't afford to go out every weekend so i pick and choose went out last bank holiday Sunday, that was eventful to say the least
  8. Planning on an early night tonight, getting out fishing with the dogs early doors tomorrow, coming home at lunch time, going to do an afternoon of volunteering, then a few beers and a takeaway. Sunday got family coming over for a BBQ, our first one of the summer what is it about BBQ's?! The food just tastes so damn good Today i'm off down the town, got meat to buy, job applications to hand in and i need some fishing bait, then i'm off volunteering, beauty of a day let's hope it continues...
  9. RubyTex

    Chillis!!!

    Makes a change from the constant flow of shite coming from your gob! Best thing i've found to combat Japanese flag syndrome is running a bit of bog roll under the cold water, then packing it against your hole, repeat until a sense of normality returns to your ring piece tip of the day that
  10. RubyTex

    Dwarf

    No Albert that's your thing!! Would you rattle a midget woman? That Bridget the Midget looks alright...
  11. What you mean? No matter what i do i can't get her to behave pulling so i bought that and she stopped
  12. Well it was about 5am mate only people i saw were the lads shoveling the sea coal into their pick ups and another guy with two springers. Just how i like it. It's Hartlepool on the North East coast
  13. fishing club lost the rights to fish the reservoirs right near my house..fingers crossed developers haven't bought the land and someone decent opens them back up :(

    1. U.L.D.A

      U.L.D.A

      Agree starlight and a loaf lol

    2. RubyTex

      RubyTex

      Don't get me wrong i'll be popping over the fence, but i prefer to fish without looking over my shoulder!

    3. bobcullen79

      bobcullen79

      Free fishing for now then...

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  14. Thanks for sharing Simoman. To the best of my knowledge neither of my grandads landed on D-Day, Grandad Bunn fought in Cyprus and Italy, then further into Europe as the war drew to an end, without so much as a scratch. Grandad Linfoot got medically discharged after copping a shell blast which peppered his leg, up the left hand side of his body, up his arm and blew two fingers off when he was in Belgium. He was lucky he survived that! They both survived all that devastation only for Grandad Bunn to die in his 60's from a dodgy ticker, and Grandad Linfoot to fall, in his late 90's i may
  15. My chilling out area the other day
  16. Not sure i'd fancy doing that off our shore, i suspect it's polluted to fook. Love fresh mackerel though It's funny how we eat fish and don't think of pollution even though makerel eat all kinds of shit amazing the amount of makerel I've caught with cooked prawns from farm foods I always like using bait I can munch on too Aye but aren't whelks and mussels filter feeders? Filter all the shite in don't they? My local beach is just over the bay from a load of industry, shipping etc. I'll stick to my pre made sandwiches thanks
  17. Decent little pond that mate, really like it
  18. Not sure i'd fancy doing that off our shore, i suspect it's polluted to fook. Love fresh mackerel though
  19. Sounds like my childhood Johnny, fkn love that Same as mine baw, I was never in through the school holidays and my young uns are the same, I told them if the weather keeps up we'll build a bivouac and stay in that for a night or two. Is that some kind of midget stronghold? I'm still sunburnt from the last couple of days, been sat out in the sun, top off, few cans and just chilling. Red raw now though lol. I love summer, eat outside, BBQs, swimming in the sea with the dogs, mackerel bashing, everyone just seems happier
  20. There was a decent documentary on channel 5 just before about the D Day landings. Now one on channel four..
  21. Trouble is they WILL get a big new mosque out of it. Hope the builders use pork paint. That and dog shit and piss laid into the founds??? there's a proper mosque thing here, even got a chimney thing and all sorts. They had dog shite, pork, all sorts of 'unclean' objects thrown over the wall They have gotten off unbelievably lightly so far in my opinion... My mum saw to a Kurdish man last night, he got attacked by a couple of white lads with a machete and they had one of his fingers clean off, no media coverage though. Not got anything against Kurds myself like just seems they
  22. I just missed the actual rise by about 15 minutes but here's some pics of the sunrise from yesterday morning, about 4:30am...plus other assorted bits Raring to go The scene of a land slide which injured a woman the other day. She stood at the top after all that heavy rain we had and it crumbled taking her with it. Not sure of her injuries but she was taken by life boat to the marina to be taken to hospital. And howay then home time
  23. Nah that can't be right can it? Nearly 10 miles in three and a half hours?! i'm a man not a machine trying to work it out now....9.2 miles it is...i'm a machine!! Lol.
  24. I've been doing between 50 & miles per week Tomo,could march all day just I have to take a pocket full of painkillers with me lol,ain't done as much walking since 1980's when I had my Bulpa dog,these pups ratch around,course each other all the while I'm out,I dread to think how far they do in a day haha..they are doing ok,hold weight grand which I like to see...sheep shite I reckon they eat plenty when out lol..Old Swift is looking grand Tomo,fat as a bull but in good nick :-) That is mental that mate cracked in 9.6 miles round trip this morning, the most i've done in a long lon
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