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  1. Rooooooooooooney!!!

    1. Lab

      Lab

      f*****g useless b*****d keeper!!

    2. RubyTex

      RubyTex

      Hahaha, get in England!!

  2. Wey aye man, plenty of exercise, dogs sleep more than people let on. Keep it entertained with bones, few chewy toys and you're sorted. Mine get left for up to twelve hours sometimes (not ideal but they're fine).
  3. You aren't half eager Paulus! What time do you normally get up?
  4. Just done an online one, 121 and i thought i was a thick fcuker.
  5. £130 for a new passport :(

    1. tomano1

      tomano1

      it was a 76 last year when i got mine must have went up but hows pockets it going in ripping c..nts

    2. RubyTex

      RubyTex

      I need one sharpish so you have to pay a 'charge', if you pay £77 it can take up to 3/4 weeks! So you pay 50 quid more for one in a day. Mental.

    3. mickmck

      mickmck

      gets you out the country

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  6. complete muppet question here but what do they mean when they say you're going to be 'loading' for the estate owner? f****d if i've ever come across that before.

    1. hedz31

      hedz31

      a loader is for the rich and lazy mate lol

    2. graham4877

      graham4877

      f*****g LOADING, LAZY c**t OR WHAT MATE!

    3. RubyTex

      RubyTex

      Hahah cheers for the help Hedz, aye Graham but if he's paying my wages i'll shine his f*****g shoes!

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  7. that fellas just won the 2012 design award...
  8. not a bad weekend at all, got a new bird, a new job and bought a van. I love it when a plan comes together...

    1. GrCh

      GrCh

      nice one pal.

    2. Lab

      Lab

      Budgie or Canary?...:-)

    3. RubyTex

      RubyTex

      Cheers GrCh, Lab - she's a lesser spotted tranny, beautiful plumage with a surprisingly large under carriage...lol!

  9. Oh well you're f****d if you ever meet anyone off here!
  10. - might take some of you old tw@ts back to 'the day' LOL
    1. redpat1

      redpat1

      Thanks mate, as amazing as ever.

       

    2. KittleRox

      KittleRox

      fookin drowning in the rain you mean lol

    3. redpat1

      redpat1

      I had to look up the Morecombe and wise version

       

  11. Ran out of Strongbow so the emergency Sainsburys own brand has been tapped in to. Not back actually
  12. And to think i was going to cycle up good job i didn't bother, cheers for telling us beforehand ha.
  13. Still waiting to find out how many yours has mate just drop us a PM nearer the time.
  14. Good offer Bear. Should be able to call on me in about 18 months time
  15. Same with my dog, attacked by two off lead staffys when he was about 12 months, now he'd prefer to get the first punch in then ask questions later. He's happy as larry unless a dog comes within lead length, and especially if he feels Ruby is the subject of the attention, there's no hesitation to get stuck in regardless of what dogs doing the winding up!
  16. £10,000?? Fecking joke. First year of driving i paid £1800 1.8 Seat Toledo which i was over the moon with, i f****d that so got a Micra 1L ( ) and paid £550, Micra went, got the Seat Leon 1.6 and paid £800. How's anyone supposed to get on the roads nowadays, i was lucky
  17. as soft as it sounds, i love my dogs to bits.

    1. MoChara

      MoChara

      cute... I love my three to bits too.. good on ya!

    2. tictac

      tictac

      Nothing wrong woth that

  18. That is part of the public consultation on amending the Dangerous Dogs Act. The government are considering making it a criminal offence for your dog to bite an intruder who breaks into your home. I very strongly recommend that anyone with an interest in private property rights, home defence or working dogs fills it out... Just another thing for the government to look like they're actually doing something when in reality they do feck all. A criminal offense if some muppet comes over your back fence and gets his arse chewed by Fido?! Soon we won't be able to scratch our own arses withou
  19. Make it look like you've got rid, when the council leave put the kennel back up, carry on as normal! Jobsworths man, i'm getting letters about my allotment but the fat cnuts are only peering through the fence and have never asked to come in to see how much works been done. Atb with it.
  20. Is it still called a 'motorboat' if you do it between their arse cheeks??
  21. Off topic but to tax a 2001 Seat Leon was going to be £200 a year the roads are shite, where's the money going?
  22. chucked the car, feel as fresh as a daisy been riding round on my bike all day.

    1. RubyTex

      RubyTex

      Hopefully in some birds arse!

    2. mickmck

      mickmck

      thats the style

    3. RubyTex

      RubyTex

      Mick, scrappy was offering £135 per tonne on scrapping cars, is that a shit price or what?

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  23. got some lads in doing the lawn, put the cctv on for a nose and caught one of them pissing behind the wheelie bin hahaha, ask to use the privvy man!!

    1. GrCh
    2. RubyTex

      RubyTex

      Hows ya tree treating ya Lab? Middle class twat. And i thought it was you, he's about 50 and fat as f**k.

    3. christian71

      christian71

      Im a landscape gardener and in 26 years i bet there have been 2 or 3 ever offer if you need the toilet did you offer. No thats why pissing behind the bin

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