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  1. RubyTex

    can anyone recommend a suitable rod for fishing off a breakwater??

  2. RubyTex

    another gem from the local ads, unregistered, undocked and bred from unworked parents (springers), £300 a pup...lol!

  3. RubyTex

    never fail to PMSL at Stiflers dance on American Pie: The Wedding, funny as fook

    1. Simoman

      Simoman

      Movie gold

  4. RubyTex
    break every bone in their bodies, cnuts!!!!
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    wondered wtf was going on yesterday, cars double parked people everywhere...some rare fecking warbler was spotted and brought the bird watchers out..hmm

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    Poor decision by Rodgers
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    I have a shite rod Malt, a Shakespeare Alpha x Pier bearing in mind i know absolutely nowt, i think i bought the wrong rod it can take 4-6 oz leads but ya f****r, casting is non existent!?
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    Cheers Donk i'll get some tomorrow. Malt - how many feathers do you have out? What weight do you use? Questions questions
  9. RubyTex
    Used mackerel to catch mackerel before Malt my knowledge of fishing isn't much but i'll give a feather a try next time. Blanked this morning and it was fecking freezing an all
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    63stone lassie

    RubyTex replied to Lab's topic in General Talk

    You fat fcuker! Can't be doing with fatties, screams "lazy twat" to me. I like slim busty brunettes, blondes, redheads, gingers...basically anything white and not in possession of 20st worth of fat under their jumper.
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    benefit fraud

    RubyTex replied to GrCh's topic in General Talk

    The systems a joke, i've worked since i left college (bar six months over Christmas) and a month after signing on i got told that i hadn't made enough NI contributions to get JSA and went onto hardship payments my personal advisor stitched me right up the cnut and after my complaint was investigated, was gone by the time i went back to sign on! Hopefully at the bottom of the North Sea. I don't understand it, there are people the same age as me (21) who've done diddly squat since school, never went to college or even had a job and yet never get investigated or questioned or told they haven
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    What bait were you using Donk? Im going down in the morning, apparently they're in, can't wait!! I love eating them.
  13. RubyTex

    bit cooler this morning :) mooched with the dogs, chickens out now fried egg sarnies before footy! "i love sundays me"

  14. RubyTex
    PMSL, look at the state of 'em!
  15. RubyTex
    Just itching looking at that pic and i don't mean your beer belly
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    Cheers John, he's been opening it up early on and leaving the door open all day so that's alright, and watering twice a day too i didn't know if the fumes off the creosote could get into the plants somehow? Everythings fcuked, tomatoes, beetroot, sweet peas, the lot! All white
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    My next door neighbour has a Bichon Frise that's a feisty little fcuker, it lunges at people and other dogs on walks and the fella just laughs it off. It pisses my dog off bigstyle, hopefully one day he snaps and rips it's heed off. The fcuking things called Cuddles too, probably the root of the aggression...
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    My all-knowing dad went and built himself a greenhouse from some timber and plastic sheeting. And covered the wood in creosote...now all his plants are going white and wilting, the muppet. I'm guessing the creosote is to blame?!
  19. RubyTex

    what a fcuking joke 'mini patterdoodles' for sale in my area, £1,100!!!!!!!! "Mother is a mini patterdale" FFS!!!!

    1. RubyTex

      RubyTex

      It's summat you'd peddle Lab, fooking mini patterdoodles!!!

    2. RubyTex

      RubyTex

      http://www.preloved.co.uk/adverts/show/105745704/mini-patterdoodles.html
    3. tomano1

      tomano1

      It's them Americans have started this off and this country has followed f..king madness

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    Another wonderful story to come out of Hartlepool, full of fcuking mongs this town, no doubt they had their socks tucked into their trackies, t-shirts hanging out the top, Nike Air Maxes on and a can of Stella in hand. Muppets man.
  21. RubyTex
    Nice one mate...see us hunters have big hearts deep down....
  22. RubyTex

    does anyone bother with the yearly booster vaccinations?

    1. paulus

      paulus

      afternoon lab...lol

    2. RubyTex

      RubyTex

      Cheers for your input Lab :)

    3. Carraghs Gem

      Carraghs Gem

      Only vaccinate pups usually, thats changed now with all the raids couple months back, now everything is vaccinated wether they need it or not

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  23. RubyTex

    off till Monday!!!! Get up there sausage.

  24. RubyTex
    Nice mate, what are they? Got myself a quartet of Golden Hamburgs on Sunday and a trio of Light Sussex bantams on Friday just gone. Couldn't be happier, had 8 eggs from them already. Also bought 10x 6 week old chicks of both breeds, half and half, and any cock birds will either be rehomed or go straight on the table.
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    Nice one Trappa i'll give this a go at the weekend.
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