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RubyTex

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  1. That's a huge bitch!
  2. proper looking forward to the flypast tomorrow, without wanting to sound like an anorak, Lancaster bombers make my bell ring.

    1. paulus

      paulus

      ding,dong old chap....lol

    2. Malt

      Malt

      Stiff upper lip, what! lol Saw one flying as a kind at the Brawdy air show, I'll never forget it. ;)

  3. Need a bullet driving cars directly at the owners...need chasing down and beating into next week.
  4. Calling my terrier 'Muppet' if and when he/she arrives...
  5. RubyTex

    England

    he broke his jaw colliding with Joe Hart. Aye but he got pushed, did you not see?
  6. RubyTex

    England

    So Gary Cahill out with a broken jaw, Liverpools Martin Kelly is called up to replace him Over Ferdinand and Richards...strange one. How Downing got in the squad is beyond me, he's done feck all this season, Johnson of City should have got the nod. Anyone else looking forward to it all kicking off?
  7. RubyTex

    Gaming

    When you can pop up, drag a chinky off a boat and then cut his throat, all in high definition...it's not a kiddies game anymore
  8. Gift vouchers ffs Thing is people will go there because they look professional...but it's all well and good having a fancy website, charging nearly £1500 for a DDB called Tulisa really boils my piss I've got a Springer here called Britney, yours for £10000 and you get a free gift voucher
  9. Who's actually buying these dogs i see it all the time here "cockerdoodle" or "chocapoodle" or "labradane" and whatever else they wanna come up with and apparently it's designer? Who the fook can afford 'em is what i wanna know.
  10. "Little John" - is this a pisstake? I feel i'm experienced in this field, my great great great great grandfather was an archer...probably.
  11. Aye mate, i can see an afternoon session happening tomorrow...
  12. I was pissed off at the time, cursing and saying how i was selling all my fishing gear now i'm laughing at the situation, i was only using 5lb line and yet the twine snapped and not the line i wonder what was on, probably a fish taken by a seal? Or a monster fish What a b*****d!!! Plus me fooking finger knacks i need a carer or something
  13. todays fishing was a f*****g disaster!!!

    1. paulus

      paulus

      carnt always have good days

    2. trappa

      trappa

      whats up like

    3. RubyTex

      RubyTex

      Summat pulled my spare rod in the drink Trappa, then i cast out with my other and snagged my only remaining weight...

  14. Fished Hartlepool this morning, disaster of a session. One of my rods was pulled into the drink by something, i then snagged the line on my other rod, thus losing my last weight, took a chunk out of my finger jumping the barrier, and it pissed it down. f*****g hell. Coulda cried when i saw the rod go over the edge Whatever was on snapped the twine holding the rod in place Anyone else had an equally as shite session??
  15. How can you not want to smash that pasty Rake Aboot and Baw??
  16. RubyTex

    ......

    It's a shitter, i got rejected for eczema...to say it's mild is an understatement, but they didn't want to take the risk of it going off big style, the b*****ds as a 17 year old being told "no" to your only option of a career (at the time), i was fooking devastated. Enjoy it mate
  17. RubyTex

    ......

    Nice one mate, i keep getting leaflets and shit about joining the regular army even though i was rejected on medical grounds a few year back
  18. I use 20lb line Earth so you should be fine. Never snapped but biggest fish i've ever caught is a 3lb cod so not really tested it.
  19. Nice one Ian!! I'm undecided whether to go tonight or tomorrow, made my own feathers from my chickens using a bright red cable tie to tie it all together time will tell if that works!
  20. dog walk then sausage egg bacon chips and beans with cider....boooom!!!

    1. GrCh

      GrCh

      dip your sausage in the cider mate.

    2. RubyTex

      RubyTex

      You'd love to dip your sausage in MoChara wouldnt ya!! Haha

  21. RubyTex

    Gaming

    Malt you're right, closest thing to real hunting you can get. Throw in a few bears and a few cowboys, you've got Labs wet dream!
  22. RubyTex

    Gaming

    I've got a 360, ignore Malt who's clearly defected to the dark side I don't have Live at the moment, never got round to reconnecting it. Play allsorts, COD, GOW, Red Dead (never gets old), most of the games i play involve violence.....
  23. Off to see my grandparents tomorrow, then a mooch out with the gun on one of my permissions over that way. Sunday is a BBQ for my mates b'day / to celebrate another mate getting a new job. Monday i will be in a vegetable state so the only thing i'll be doing is fishing or wandering along the beach aimlessly, Tuesday weather depending a session at the allotment...if not a mooch with the dogs will do me.
  24. Nice to hear the wounds have healed up nicely you poor bugger, happy ending
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