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RubyTex

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  1. That cnut needs his fcuking fingers breaking. Nice one on getting your gun back Jonezy, still think you should have smashed him with it though! Little pissy pants needs a good kicking, might learn his lesson then.
  2. My old man's been up at Alston shooting at the fair/competition that's on. Apparently some fella was walking round with his semi-auto over his shoulder, cartridge loaded, you know the story!! The gun only went off firing into an all-girl team of shots hitting three of them then in all the commotion he got in his 4x4 and fooking drove off Apparently the lasses are okay 'cause he was about 60 yards away, but still suffered minor cuts from the spread shot...a lesson in gun safety needed for mong of the year!!!
  3. I don't think 'Friday' from Robinson Crusoe frequents this forum Stig...
  4. Nosy townies who can't keep their snecker out of your business! I'm sure 20 years ago the sight of a guy with an airgun was common place! Atb fella
  5. Farmers are funny fcukers are the best of times, just gotta roll with it and not take the piss. He gave you air rifle permission right? Probably not a fan of running dogs around his stock. My farmer grunts, i can't understand a fecking word most of the time. I'm not there to jip on to a geriatric for half an hour though!
  6. Woops posted from Silksworth i see... I'll fecking come with, Jonezy, boiled my piss this thread the little cnut!!!
  7. Me mate runs an animal sanctuary type place, more he has land and keeps allsorts of unwanted animals for the hell of it. Loves hunting and respects his quarry, only ever hunts for the pot etc etc. Anyway he's just popped up on facebook there to tell me about the commotion they had last night...about 3 in the morning everything was going crazy, geese honking , donkeys kicking off, dogs barking. He thought someone was kicking about so went for a look out and found the corrugated sheeting on the side of the barn where the chickens are hanging off, with teeth marks "3 inches wide" with some ch
  8. The barsteward needs his hands chopping off, wouldn't be typing much then! Could become Nottinghams version of "my left foot"
  9. chomping at the bit for a terrier! Doing tons of overtime to afford a new kennel block for the dogs...be worth it though

  10. The countryside for hunting, the coast for fishing live half a mile from the beach, 10 minute drive to my main permission and about 15 mins drive to the clay shoot The views are fooking fantastic out to sea coming over the hump into Hartlepool when the suns blazing. I wouldn't swap my current area for much, i love it.
  11. Exactly! Good dog for being scared of a cat, then they wonder why it reacts the same way again More like "rip his f*****g spleen out you twat", usually sorts the job out.
  12. Went down to check everything and water, paw prints all over my potato patch completely flattened the 'trenching', with a massive dog turd at one end of the bed!!! Wish me nextdoor neighbour (who i got the allotment off) wouldnt let his dogs run all over my plot ffs, shitting pissing and jumping all over what i've dug out.
  13. RubyTex

    Quail

    In my experience you can't do much wrong...a clean out and some fresh straw once every couple of weeks, food & water everyday and you're done. Very easy to keep happy.
  14. RubyTex

    Quail

    Keep 5 chinese in a rabbit hutch, 4 hens and a cock bird. Lay plenty of eggs, keeping them in a hutch means less damage if they ever did fly upwards. Not seen them do that once though, the enclosed space keeps them on the ground i guess.
  15. When i get paid i'll be starting an aviary build, with a shed and 'run' attached. It'll be on my allotment so i'm not looking for expensive birds really, finches maybe? Got a rabbit hutch with 5 chinese quail in laying very well, skittish as anything but if you move slowly they'll sit still. Would rats be a problem to quail?
  16. Should be thrown to the family and friends of the victims...wouldn't be much left dirty cnuts.
  17. That's similar to my allotment Bell, overgrown and full of weeds. On 12 hour shifts all this week so doubt much is going to happen, whacked the potatoes down last night so we'll see how they get on.
  18. It's nice to see the Tyne not full of plastic bags/nappies/bodies!
  19. RubyTex

    the hard lad

    Seen it before but still piss myself laughing when he crawls away like a wounded soldier after the killer blow. Can't believe the fella didn't give him the beating of his life, i'm sure 99% on here would burst a blood vessel filling him in.
  20. 12 hour shift done, fingers worked to the fcuking bone..best job i've ever had!

  21. Seen 'blue' staffys going for £500 round here...who in their right mind would pay that??? The 'normal' colours are going for £50 a pup...f*****g joke.
  22. Why the feck would you give your dog steak? Have you actually mentioned it to the obviously clueless owner, or what?
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