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  1. Try contacting JGs dog sanctuary 01652 657 820. i lost a lurcher out that way for three days and she ended up there. If its not there they may be able to tell you if its been picked up. Sorry i couldnt be any more help good luck in getting it back.
  2. Mine is to drink more and put on more weight than last year. As i never stick to any resolutions i make i am hoping it will have the reverse effect.
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    Tea

    They say for a good cup of tea you have to agitate the bag. So every morning i slap her arse and say " go make the tea fatty".
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    New Sat Nav

    Got a new Bonnie Tyler sat nav for xmas, its rubbish. Keeps telling me to turn around and every now and then it falls apart.
  5. Well done mate! Word of advice, make sure you got plenty of copies of the pictures and keep them safe because in twenty or thirty years time your kids and grandkids wont feckin believe you!
  6. Yeah, make them lose a few things, like teeth.
  7. Hats off to that lad for staying so calm and collected with that pair of pricks threatening him. I am completely in agreement with Tomo about bitch slapping that faggot as well
  8. Six men, one dog and a large amount of cash sounds like a sale with a trial to me. As someone already mentioned if you have had a dog stolen it might be worth looking into.
  9. Well done mate. Once you pass your test you wont be on here much, because you will either be hunting rabbits or hunting pussy!
  10. My grandparents only had one or two teeth between them so that could be the reason!
  11. I remember as a kid when i went to the toilet round my grandparents and relatives who ate lots of shot game there was always lead shot in the bottom of the bog, and none of them died of lead poisoning so i dont think it would do your dog much harm.
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    Funny Ryms

    There was a young girl from Peru, who filled up her fanny with glue, she said with a grin they pay to get in they can pay to get out again too!!
  13. Look like some nice big fat bunnies. I can almost smell the casserole!
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    Mandela

    Poor Nelson, dead at 95. Just like his countrys cricketers he couldnt quite make that all important century.
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    Mandela

    After a state funeral, Nelson Mandela will be cremated in a private ceremony. This will be done by placing a tyre round his neck, filling it with petrol...............
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    Mandela

    The greatest legacy mandela left was to dispel the myth that a black man cannot get a job if he has a criminal record
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    Mandela

    After the breaking news of his death well wishers gathered outside his house singing and dancing and celebrating his life. But when i did it after the mother in law died i was a heartless cnut.
  18. Life is like a shit sandwich, the more bread you got, the less shit you have to eat. Sammy Davis Jnr.
  19. The only man to ever go into the Houses of Parliament with good intentions was Guy Fawkes
  20. I would think if you are fattening birds up for the table it would be fine for the last two or three weeks before kill but for laying birds as a treat maybe once a week.
  21. Is saint Andrews day a big celebration in Scotland? and if not, why not?
  22. sire and dam are not marked up at all! rumour is he doesnt do that much arm chair hunting, and he just buys them in and sells them on as his own. should be feckin banned!
  23. My mrs. made something similar to that once, but she left them in the oven to long and they were a bit burnt, so we decided to call it pheasant chernobyl
  24. I think a good working terrier can be any colour except yellow
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