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Everything posted by talt
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I bet Kay has got a " W " tattooed on each bum cheek, so when she bends over it spells WOW.
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This is the same crackpot that backed the paedo information exchange when they wanted the age of consent lowering to FOUR! How she still has a job in politics let alone the shadow cabinet is beyond me.
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You could spend all night kissing those and never kiss the same place twice.
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The guns of Naverone, Von Ryans Express, Cockle Shell Heroes, In Which We Serve.
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I always walk mine late at night or early in the morning to avoid all the dickheads. Has the advantage that not many wrong uns follow you home to find where you live so they can come back later and nick your dogs.
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" Take a look around you Watson, and what can you deduce ? " " Well Holmes, theologically it tells me God is great and we are insignificant, horologically it tells me its about 3 am, and meteorogically its going to be a good day. What do you deduce ? " " Elementary, dear Watson, someone has stolen our f***ing tent. "
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Very true, and some of them stink.
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I would get some neutragena hand cream before you start putting ladders in your mrs. tights.
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Last Christmas my Mrs. had a pair of novelty earrings that had flashing red green and blue leds on them and i thought that they could be adapted to fit on a ferret collar. I am sure there must be some on sale now somewhere.
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Cream saluki bitch pup approx. twelve weeks old stolen two hours ago near Wisbech. Two lads in blue transit van with a roof rack. Just a heads up for other lads in the area, although no one is safe.
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I had two litter sisters kenneled together in a 10 foot x twenty foot run. They were fine for four years then one night they set about each other like two pit bulls. I have kenneled all dogs seperately ever since, its not worth the risk in my opinion. Or vet bills.
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A good bag and a nice looking dog. Dare i say it, is it a Hancock dog?
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Eight pints of Guiness and a curry. Works for me.
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I had six ferrets and the 6 x 3 x 3 foot cage and a russell dog stolen while we were moving a van load of stuff to our new house.
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Never mind that whats her mum like.
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I did eight months of mixed day / night shifts and it took about a year to get my sleeping pattern back when i got a proper job. I think my dad was right when he said " nights is for sleeping, and popping pheasants. "
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Another way is to order your meal then say to her " and what are you having, fatty? ". That should stop her from stuffing her face.
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I think it is because a lot of litters advertised as collie greyhounds by unscrupulous breeders most definitely are not, as i have found myself. Or you ring to inquire and you are told that the dam or sire has a bit of saluki in it way back. I think the fact of the matter is there are not that many other GENUINE breeders of collie crosses out there and that is why Mr. Hancock is still in business.
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Some of the best lurchers i have seen have been bred " with bits of this and bits of that " in them. Breeding lurchers is not as simple as doing equations, so saying only having a quarter collie will reduce the brains, stamina etc. is not strictly true, because genes do not mix like that. If breeding lurchers was that easy we would all have world beaters.
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Congratulations to you and the Mrs. and good health and a long life to baby Lennox. Its a fantastic feeling when your child is born, but i am glad i have not got to go through it again.
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Why not use Birds collie greyhound Bryn if he would be willing to let you? I cannot understand why no one has asked to use him yet, him back to a greyhound should be very decent pups.
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Start Of Are Fox Season Last Night (Northern Ireland)
talt replied to the trunk's topic in Lurchers & Running Dogs
Both dogs look bang on. A credit to their owners. ATB -
My mum was very religious so i had to read it but i couldnt make head nor arse of it if i am honest and i always thought it was a load of bollocks.
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Since the harvest has been underway i have noticed an influx of rats visiting our garden. I have a cage trap down all the time and i have baited it with peanut butter, chocolate and dog biscuits with no results, so i tried some wheat and hey ho i caught three on the bounce. This is the only experience i have of trapping but it seems very effective if you get it right. We have a big drain that runs alongside our garden and the other side of that is a slaughter house, so i suppose i will be waging a constant war against the little sods. My questions are as the title says although i think i have
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buy a cheap crappy old diesel estate, register it to a fictional address and run it on cherry. Works for some lads.
