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  1. I would be up for one and chuck this mk3 in the shed and forget about it. If you do go ahead maybe you could sort out the dial and make it stronger, and numbers that dont rub off.Best of luck if you go for it, i cant see there being a problem with shifting them.
  2. Feckin hell, just seen this, i dont think you could drink her pretty !!!!!!!! i bet her poonani looks like bob marley and the wailers having a group hug !!!!!!!!
  3. When i saw the title i thought it was an advert for a little black fella wanting a gardening job!!!
  4. I remember my dad used to keep his Norwich canaries in block cages for breeding.To start with, he used to keep a cock and a hen side by side with a solid partition between them.Then, as they both came into condition,i.e when the cocks were whistling their heads off and the hens were carting bits of nesting material about he would put a wire partition between them and when he saw the cocks feeding the hens through the wire he would let them in together, usually putting the hen in the cage with the cock if i remember correctly.Sometimes they would squabble, so back went the wire for a bit, until
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    Trapping Books

    Animal Traps and Trapping by James Bateman. I think Coch y bondu books do a reprint
  6. Billy two rivers the indian, Masambula the zulu, tally ho kay, king kong kirk, dave fit finlay, steve logan, vic faulkner, can anyone remember any more?
  7. Scothunter is absolutely right. NEVER tell them your name, just address yourself as the legal occupier,tell them politely that you do not need a tv licence thank you very much and close the door.NEVER sign anything either.These guys (and gals) work on commission so will try and trick you if you talk to them for too long.You could also tell them that you are withdrawing their implied right of access and if they come onto your property again you will take legal action.Of course,all of this is assuming you do not watch or record live tv as its being broadcast,we couldnt condone people breaking th
  8. What a silly irresponsible thing to say about hitting the anti around the head with a rabbit!! YOU WILL BRUISE THE MEAT!!!! use the spade instead
  9. I got arrested for punching a guy at a new years eve party. Well, when you hear a muslim counting down from ten your instincts kick in, dont they!!!
  10. Had a quiet New years eve, nothing to drink, tv switched off by 8 pm then bed with a long sex session to end the night. I F**KING HATE PRISON!!!!!
  11. I have to concur with the lads who have already posted. The best dog i have had so far was bred this way and was still working at 11 years old until he got run over doing what he loved. I have just got another pup of the same breeding and i just hope he is half as good.
  12. last year my missus made something a bit like chicken kiev but it was a bit over done so we called it pheasant chernobyl
  13. years ago my dad would get a ferreted rabbit in a bag and take it in the middle of a big field and let it go for the dog.Of course, i am not suggesting you do this i am merely stating this for historical purposes as this would be highly illegal now
  14. I like the pup with the " terminator" eye !!!
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    Homosexuals

    What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a Lickalotapus
  16. Lord Mountbatten linked to Kincora child abuse ring ***** ***probably the best war in the world | 08.12.2002 22:13 It was alledged in the book 'War of the Windsors', and the Sunday People newspaper pg17, that Lord Mountbatten was rumoured to have been linked to the Kincora boy's abuse network. Lord Mountbatten the last viceroy in India, was reknowned to be wildly promiscuous, bisexual and to enjoy a bit of 'rough' or the plesures of young working class boys or indeed peasant indian boys. In other words Lord Mountbatten enjoyed rogering the children of lower classes and peasants globall
  17. lord mountbatten was connected to the kincora boys school scandal and heath was connected to the Haute de la garenne scandal on Jersey. These f***ers are dead and will just be hung out as scapegoats to take everyones minds off the living c***ts that are in high positions every where that are raping little kids week in week out while their accomplices in the police force and the judiciary system cover their backs with a smile and a funny handshake. The BBC, the church, the police, the justice system, the government is rife with the evil, vile b*****ds,and no one seems to want to do anything abo
  18. I thought that for an organisation to have a charity status they were not supposed to have any political affiliations,well clearly they do. I wonder why no one has ever complained to the charity commissions about this?Maybe if the head honchos took a pay cut from their highly inflated salaries, and stopped their persecution of us, the hunting community and concentrated on REAL cases of animal cruelty, they might have enough to go round.
  19. just had a tap on the door and opened it to find a bloke stood there wearing an rspca tabbard and wellies with a clipboard.He informed me that they were canvassing the area to see if they could rely on people to give them a pound or so via their bank each week because without our support they wouldnt be able to carry on "their good work" next year of bringing cases to court, to which i replied that any spare cash i have will be put towards some new purse nets and i bid him good day and closed the door.Are things that tight for them? hope so.
  20. an old cibie spotlight on a broom handle with a loud clicky flip switch and car battery in a rucksack. I later "progressed" to a quartz fire handheld spot lamp. The best thing i ever did was drop it and break the glass the beam was a lot better without it!
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    first time

    A father is quite anxious that his sixteen year old son is 2 hours late coming home from school. Eventually, he turns up and when his father questions where he has been he states "father, i have just had my first sexual experience". His father is overjoyed and breaks out the cigars and whisky. The next night the son is home on time. Father says "whats up son? i thought you would be shagging again" to which his son replies " nah, my bums still sore from last night"
  22. what incubators are you using, buddy? Do you use the dry incubation method? ATB
  23. Good looking birds with decent feet. Were they hatched under a hen or in an incubator?
  24. I dare say there might be a good copper, but i havent met him yet. I had an experience when my daughter was accused of something by them and they took her out of class to question her.On the advice of Clive Rees (top bloke) on the phone i made a complaint and had the chief officer ring me to apologise. Made the b*****ds squirm for bit and they left her alone after that.They cannot question anyone under the age of seventeen without an adult present, although they will say they werent questioning, it was an informal chat. Get legal advice, and then think about complaining, these tossers still ha
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    memory stick

    I bought my missus a memory stick the other day, and since i started hitting her with it she hasnt forgot to iron my shirts clean my shoes, or get tea ready on time once.
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