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    Debt Collector

    I dont know about debt collecting, but that seemed more like demanding money with menace to me.
  2. personally i wouldnt get too hung up on percentages mate. if its parents do the job you want the pup to do your off to a good start
  3. I think it can depend on a lot of things. We used to ferret on heavy clay land and used hobs which ended up in several six foot plus digs ( which is fine if your after foxes!) and was hard going. Then we did some warrens in sandy soil that were no more than two feet deep, so a dig or two didnt take up too much time. Because hobs tend to be bigger and stronger they can hold a a rabbit better so in theory theres more chance of a kill down, but i have dug to a few jills as well.
  4. I can also see both sides of the argument.Personally, my dogs are with me to the end, they are more like mates than tools to me, but some people have the dilemma of living in council housing and can only have two dogs so if one is put out of action for good by an injury and the other dog is past its prime then they have some hard decision to make. Personally, i think in most situations its far kinder to pts rather than let another dog jump on the lurcher merry go round
  5. take your pick, pip, the one over her head because she had a face like a chewed toffee or the one slapping on her arse cheeks to the rhythm of Flight of the Bumble Bee!!!!!!!
  6. I used to work at a butchers until i got caught sticking my cock in the bacon slicer. Oh, and she got the sack as well.
  7. I couldnt get to the butchers first thing like i usually do, so i had to call in tonight when it was packed. I shouted to the lad who works in there " usual box of dog meat, mate". there was a shocked silence and everyone looked at me, and then a look of disbelief on their faces when the lad said " ill get one from out the back mate ". It was only when the lady behind the counter said " i think you mean a box of pet food meat " that it dawned on me that everyone in there thought i was connoisseur of Korean food and worse still that the butcher was supplying me with alsatian steaks and the like
  8. Just curious as to what others do to get rid it. I feed raw so dont get too many turds but i just lift the manhole cover, chuck it in and fire a bucket of water after it and voila! gone! i know it seems like a stupid topic but there must be tons of it produced up and down the country every day and i just wondered where it all goes.
  9. As a lad i remember going with my dad to visit an old guy who used to show and judge british birds and he had a live catch trap on a see saw type set up that gently lowered it into his fish pond once it got in!!!!!
  10. What do you call 50 muslims drowning in the english channel? A GOOD START!!!!!!!!
  11. It says in the article he was traced through DNA found on the discarded spray can. What else has he been up to for his DNA to be on a database?
  12. I took the title in the wrong context!!! i was going to suggest KY jelly or vaseline!!!!
  13. A few years back my brother and i had permission on our town church, which is actually whats left of an old abbey. The verger used to put the floodlights on for us when he knew we were going. We used to go once a week and get 30 to 40 every time! The only stipulation was we left a pigeon to give to the church cat. If you get permission, it might be wise to let the police know when your going and what your doing to save them getting all worked up about armed gunmen running wild, but thats another story
  14. I remember Oh Brother! with derek nimmo, robins nest, bless this house ( sally geeson was well worth one !!!!) please sir!, selwyn froggit, the two ronnies, and one iused to like as well called watching ( again, emma wray well worth one)
  15. Why, oh why cant this country be blessed with a government with the bollocks to really say something like that and mean it?
  16. really smart bit of kit that! by the way, when i saw the title i thought it meant the male equivalent to camel toe !!!!!!!
  17. True story this. i was working on a building site doing council refurbishments, and there was a gorgeous 18 year old with long dark hair and cracking figure. One day i walked up to her and said i have a present for you, and gave her a ruler. she looked puzzled, and i said "now you can tell all your mates ive given you twelve inches". We have been together for the last twenty years and have got five kids!!!!!
  18. can i smell your fanny? no? it must be your feet then!!!!
  19. lamping near a railway i found a naked woman, shagged her all over the place!!! didnt get a blowjob though, i couldnt find her head!!!
  20. Isnt it a strange coincidence that the BBC seem to have employed a lot of these f***ers. Although its fair to say it seems rife throughout the entertainment industry.
  21. Look for Cocking Science by Old Family and Game Chickens and How to Breed Them by Tan Bark, tells you just about everything you need to know to start up with
  22. Sorry mate but when i saw the title i thought it meant that B&Q were going to have doormen!!!!!
  23. I agree with ideation and skycat, get a pup from parents that are doing the job you want your dog to do,and that you like the look of. Its much more rewarding working a dog that you have bonded with and bought on by your self.
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