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Where does this term come from? Running dog.
darkie replied to skycat's topic in Lurchers & Running Dogs
fanny licker :laugh: ......(were can i get one..? ) -
very nice looking dog ,as for her breeding am i be daft by suggesting german sherpard
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if your jobs crap its worth changing,you spend the majority of your life at work so you might as well do something half decent
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fantastic pictures i like the underwater one with the bass with a plug
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Where does this term come from? Running dog.
darkie replied to skycat's topic in Lurchers & Running Dogs
one thing thats always puzzled me ,why are pointers called pointers? -
feel the force but dont let the darkside guide you
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fuel costs and wear and tear will cost you,but having said that a change is as good as a rest
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Where does this term come from? Running dog.
darkie replied to skycat's topic in Lurchers & Running Dogs
without appearing to be obtuse ,is it because they run fast? -
the best blow job i ever had was off a sharpei called elvis.same dog?
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do you put your finger up your bum when you masturbate? That questions for guys and girls
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fatima whitbread.now that is what i call a woman ,id sleep with her leotard under my pillow
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i before e except after c
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and you would have got away with it if it wasnt for those pesky kids,for f**k sake lighten up .are you the security guard from my local supermarket?
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oh f**k off
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drink a pint of water in the morning then a pint of water before you go to bed,cured alberto giacometti of his headaches
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go for it .what about the open university?
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cargill meats in hereford,used to be sun valley has a factory shop cheap as chips apparently but ive never been there,pints of beer have put f**k loads of protein in me
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vampire .the weasles round here wear garlic round there necks.i once saw 2 weasles fighting once ,there was a dead pidgeon nearby i guess they were fighting over that,the noise they were making was really loud squeals you had to be there to believe how loud it was,i walked up to them ,they were so preoccupied with fighting i got within a foot of them and it was only when my shadow fell on them that they legged it .
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there fine looking animals.I ve seen plenty of those dogs round my way,and every one without exception seems to be overweight with breathing problems and poor scurvy coats,pretty pathetic looking to honest ,there owners look the same,so its nice to see a dog looking as its meant to look
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well done offliner, deep down we were all shitting ourselfs in case you offlined our ass,s
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ive heard theres a midget going round nicking rabbits
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i remember seeing one in a pub garden in potters bar about 20 yrs ago ,i think it was the landlords .it was a young dog and frigging massive im guessing a straight greyhound cross,it was ragging a big toy playfully and i remember thinking what a powerfull animal it was,whether or not you could get a working wolfhound or not i dont know,probaly not .i think australians use them for kangaroo or something
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whats the strangest thing you have caught while fishing?
darkie replied to patdahat's topic in Fresh & Salt Water Fishing
my mates neighbours koi carp on a handline over a garden fence when we were about 8,we shit ourselfs as we werent expecting to catch one ,we hauled him over the fence with the poor thing banging all the way up ,unhooked him then chucked him back we missed the frigging pond in our panic ,my mate being quick of the mark told his dad we saw a cat dragging dereks( the neighbour) fish out of the pond, he jumped over the fence and put it back,told derek what had happened and derek said we were a pair of good lads -
thats true
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:laugh: do i get a gun?
