darkie
-
Content Count
361 -
Joined
-
Last visited
Content Type
Profiles
Forums
Gallery
Articles
Gun Dealer's and Fieldsports Shop's
Reloading Room
Blogs
Calendar
Store
Classifieds
Everything posted by darkie
-
yeah well mines got that as well
-
im thinking of releasing "10 years of darkie" do you think it sell?
-
A young woman is standing on the edge of a cliff ,her long blond hair is flowing in the strong breeze,her eyes are squinting against the early evening sun,she closes them .All she can hear now is the wind whistling in her ears ,telling her secrects that she can never share.The young woman has had too many knocks in life ,too many disapointments, too many lies,shaking, she nervously puts a foot over the edge ,when suddenly a gruff voice ,scarred by tobbacco and blurred by cheap wine reaches her over the tell tale wind "since youre about to jump,do you mind if we have sex" the old tramp sa
-
told you so
-
ahh the old pteradactyl ,big sharp claws and a snappy beak ,a smooth coated dog is favourable when hunting this most noble quarry ,alas poor woo woo was a rough coated little tyke ,her curly locks were caught in the talons of such a beast ,she was last seen flying over the irish sea entangled in the prehistoric monsters feet never to be seen again ,i do hold a small glimmer of hope beacause she was microchipped
-
yeah but thats the northern komodo ,the southern komodo is much bigger and much tougher and you can understand what it says ,my little whirrier ,called woo woo on account of my favourite drink killed one that was a mile long,it ran all the way down its back then sniffed its arse the komodo was so startled it span round to see who was sniffing his arse and broke its neck
-
you boys make me laugh ,mincing around after your buffallo and giraffes ,the only true quarry for a whirrier of italian greyhound descent is the komodo dragon ive seen a komodo dragon swallow a whirrier whole ,did the little dog give up ,did it f**k ,it started to eat the komodo dragon from the inside out until all that was left was a little puckered ringpiece ,ive kept this and engraved the dogs name on it using it as an identity tag
-
now your just being silly
-
italian greyhound cross very hard terrier
-
i think stinky finn likes the idea of a very very small lurcher, im sure there will be one out there somewhere
-
my mate stinky finn reckons if you cross an italian greyhound with a really hard terrier youd get a real handy little dog,im not convinced ,any one seen a dog like this work and photos if any one has any
-
thats very good.......................i heard they found a camel toe in a pair of primark leggings
-
on the local radio today it was mentioned that dog meat (they said greyhounds )has found its way into the human food chain but ive heard nothing about it since ,did i hear wrong over the noisy enviroment i work in????????????
-
save the water when you boil spuds ,the starch acts as a preservative use this to make bread
-
im off to the black lion for a woo woo
-
right or wrong .....................i missed them
-
my in laws want to meet up in hay on wye ,they tell me that the radnorshire hunt will be meeting at the clock tower ,can any one confirm this and at what time,ive tried the countryside alliance web site but there not listed .many festive thanks
-
i remember that page ,my old mum told me it was welsh for earthdog
-
my mate saw lemmy in the queens head in wood green ,he asked him how the music buisness was and he told him it was a load of bollocks
-
i havent seen skyfall yet but i expect i will be disapointed with the calibre of the baddies ,bring back the good old days of the likes of jaws oddjob and the little man off fantasy island,big black men with hooks as hands and expert marksmen with three nipples.
-
fair dos to those blokes ,id bottle out at the thought of wet feet
-
i think its just dog saliva they have a problem with,oh and theres something about black dogs
-
a soldier is on the run from the military police having gone awol ,he is certain he wont survive another tour in afghanistan,as hes walking down the high street a car screeches to a halt and two big police men jump out and chase the poor squaddie down the road ,he comes flying round the corner with the coppers on his tail when he sees a nun waiting at a bus stop ,quick as a flash he lifts up the nuns habit and hides between her legs the coppers carrying on running .when he thinks the coast is clear he pops his head out and says to the nun " im every so sorry sister but i really dont want to g
-
in my spare time i like playing post offices ,ive got the till some plastic coins ,stamps and a really cool rubber stamp for stamping pension books and that sort of thing
-
English Bull Terriers
darkie replied to WorkingBullandTerrier's topic in Earthdogs & Working Terriers
hogdog thats a stunning looking terrier ,is he by any chance waiting for a train to go by ,weird question i know he just reminds me of a regular train journey i used to take
