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Everything posted by darkie
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the only thing i can think of is that people can see you wanking,but then some people might like that
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i bought a pair of tortoiseshell shoes yesterday,it took me 3 hours to get out of the shop
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soapyfinger
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The Ancient Secret Of The Swastika & The Hidden History Of The White Race
darkie replied to AXUM's topic in General Talk
all this talk about hitler reminds me of the heart wrenching last sentence in anne franks diary " today is my birthday,daddy bought me a drum kit................... -
The Ancient Secret Of The Swastika & The Hidden History Of The White Race
darkie replied to AXUM's topic in General Talk
is it true hitler banned hunting or just a myth? he liked swastikas -
very classy
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no 1 is my type of woman
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fresh air and exercise,that can only be good for any kid
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lol :laugh:
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go to merthy,ask a smack head in ten minutes youll have timber ,pidgeons and an old man
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come on lads be fair,who wouldnt bum leo sayer,id be nut sunk ,no lube just a bit of spit
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yes ,enemy at the gates,excellent film
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i keep telling her,hot wash ,turn them inside out and give the gusset a good scrub with the nail brush
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it was you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i bet it was you who nicked my hot pants of the washing line
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because i think someone could steal a for sale sign and use it as a sex toy
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7 someone reading the 50 shades of thl thread stole it as somekind of a sex toy
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some twatting barstard has nicked the for sale sign from outside my house,is this because 1 the neighbours love me and dont want me to leave 2 the estate agent thinks im a nob and doesnt want anything to do with me 3 the local kids see me as a weirdo perv and single me out as a victim
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have just watched the wld bunch .whiskey horses and a machine gun probaly the best western ever
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when i was a young lad we used to go on what we called night hikes,bearing in mind this was the suburbrs of north london ,we used to dress up in cammo gear and head for the nearest fields ,never far from the rumbling of the m25,one night in the middle of a field we heard terrible screaming and wailing and christ did we shit it and we legged it all the way home,fast forward about 20 yrs i was sitting in a pub in enfield town and over hearing a conversation between two blokes who i guess were farm managers or something like that ,one of them was complaining about kids with air rifles causing him
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For Sale 2lbs cutlers hammers , for knife makers.
darkie replied to midnight's topic in Miscellaneous
very nice i saw a knifemaker on the telly using one,i think his name was owen bush.do they take a bit of getting used to with all thatweight to the front? -
a young woman whos down on her luck climbs on to a bridge in portsmouth ,preparing to kill herself,when a handsome young sailor reaches out and grabs her arm,saving her life.let me die she says ive got nothing to live for,i tell you what says the sailor im on a ship bound for australia, ill smuggle you on board and you can start a new life in oz ,come on he says youve got nothing to lose.so he smuggles her on board and everyday he brings her food and a bottle of wine,one thing leads to another and soon there making love every night.2 weeks later she is found by the captain making a routine ins
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that is marvellous,that woman you looking for ,dont come to hereford cos you wont find her here
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to tie in with the proposed hunting life poetry club he pulls legs of a spider and stamps on the frogs throws stones at the ducklings and kicks the old dog smashes eggs in the nest,squashes the snails that nasty old c**t who docks ferrets tails
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silly old c**t,i expect he has a very small penis and feels the need to take his feelings of inferiorty out on a ferret kit
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someone told me that andy murray was at the school in dunblane when the massacre happened ,he was hiding under a desk with his mate when that mad bloke was shooting his other mates ,probaly a load of bollocks.as for the scots being miserable ,well they are ,but god bless them they are one of the reasons this country is so wonderfull
