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  1. darkie

    whippet

    some one ?somewhere ,anybody ?you him her?some one has pups somewere
  2. i know ,im going to move to the far east,their minted and the women are really fit
  3. 50 p an hour!!! ,the jammy barstards
  4. have always liked them, what i call "proper dogs"sadly it seems to me that 90% of owners are pricks,american bulldogs seem to be the new choice were i live ,young lads with them bigging it up were before they wouldnt say boo to a goose.I know its the owner not the dog but its not the owner doing the biting
  5. how about if,i bought the phone ,i ordered the pizza with the phone,gave the phone to the kid who delivered it instead of money,shut the door in his face ,.eat the pizza and hope i dont hear any more about it?
  6. as i used the phone to order the pizza it cost me more as its pay as you go,what came first ,the pizza or the phone
  7. thanks morton,ill try that
  8. how come i can buy a mobile phone for £15 but a large pizza costs me £16.99.
  9. darkie

    whippet

    looking for 3/4 whippet cross ,hereford south wales worcester area
  10. ive seen 3 ghosts,all on the roads one was a bloke with a pony tail vaulting over the crash barriers on the m5 near evesham ,that time a lorry driver saw him too as he sounded his horn as he ran past
  11. im enjoying this,i once fired a golf ball out of a black widow,it went frigging miles,not the same i know but hey.ive often wondered if you could use small gobstoppers as ammo ,if you get bored you could eat them.
  12. i think canoe people use them to keep there kit dry might be worth trying some canoe club?? i had a job once filling them with hydrochloric acid but that was twenty years ago so not much help really.
  13. darkie

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    a little bit rough in the coat.....
  14. darkie

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    its a small dog im after ,like a greyhound but smaller
  15. darkie

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    what better place for a man to buy a working dog than this site ,isnt the internet the way forward,no more wasted journeys looking at pups that clearly arent what there advertised as ,no more people wanting to meet you at service stations,no more kids telling you that the sire took 100 rabbits last night and such bullshit.Photos and a conversation will tell you a lot about the integretiy of the seller,you reach a wider market than local paper, word of mouth and the cmw.why are these bonuses reserved for donators only,i would have never thought that this sort of two tier social injustice would
  16. darkie

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    am trying to buy ,not sell a dog but ad wont appear ,i have tried to contact moderators but no joy ,i have contributed to forums ,what am i doing wrong?????
  17. in ross on wye you get a lot of odd balls with crosses on there foreheads ,they call it the ross cross.ive just worked out i can get poaching ,coursing or pursenet spelt on my knuckles but not ferreting, lurcher or fishing????
  18. crumble up some blackpudding fry it with some buttery mash or bubble and squeek,make it into a burger type shape then put a poached on top ,wash down with strong tea.
  19. thats brilliant ,ill have one on my arm, got any others for the other arm?
  20. f**k me ,i bet steven spielbergs shitting himself, war horse must be losing millions with you boys on the scene
  21. oh f**k him,hell be back
  22. for sale hereford area not mine my bosses pm for more details
  23. for sale hereford area not mine my bosses pm for more details
  24. what a dream job that blokes got ,how do you go about getting a job like that. I used to like go fishing with john wilson
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