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still looking for my dream dog,a 3/4 whippet cross ,on the small size.hereford south wales worcester areas.help me out and i promise ill never post on this forum again because lets face it im a nob.
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yes but do you use oil?
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blacksmith.in the hot metal industry.i sometimes use oil on things that are squeeky
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lololololololololollololololo :laugh: :laugh: :toast: we have a winner
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Wanted Still looking for a small rabbiting/ratting dog
darkie replied to Daveo's topic in Working Dogs & Livestock
and me ,based in hereford ,so south wales worcester ect -
at the battle of agincourt ,famous for its use of the longbow to defeat the french despite overwhelming odds ,an english archer called roger hunt (yes that was his name) was the only man killed by a gun.This is very unlucky.whats the unluckiest thing thats happend to you
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mothers ,dont let your children grow up to be cowboys
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granny nickers mmmmmmm
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any way .dolly parton c,mon who kick her out of bed??
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streets of laredo
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its how i relax after working 9 to 5, i dress up in my coat of many colours and pretend im on an island in a stream
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your the coward of the county
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i fantasise about dressing up like a rhinestone cowboy while dolly parton tickles my ring of fire, i then get the blanket from the bedroom and let kris kristoffen bobby mgee me.
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hello .my names darkie and i like country and western music,there ive said it, i feel better now
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work for 7 days then have 7 days off ,while someone else is having 7 days on,no vat ,sensible level of council tax i.e £100 per year same for road tax i.e £10 per year.tax breaks for mobile hairdressers so theres more of them,id like to be able to get a hair cut any were at any time
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quality street
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i knew an apprentice farrier once who couldnt stand his boss ,i mean really hated him,i met the bloke he was a right cock,anyway he opens up his lunchbox takes out a chocolate finger and rams it up his bosses border terriers arse then put it back
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hahahahahahahahahah i bet you went back for more you dirty barstard
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lolololololool f*****g marvelous ,i take it you were driving and not just running up the motorway like a loon
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anyway as i was saying ,this fat bird with the roll of flab hiding her fanny,had the most tiniest hands id ever seen on a woman she gave me a blow job once and spat my man fat out of the window, wich landed on the windscreen of my mates car
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thats cruel duncan, very cruel kicking a man when hes down and thinking about fat birds.i did know a bloke who pulled a fat bird had a crap in the morning(in the toilet) no toilet paper so he wiped his arse on the curtains
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i shagged a fat bird once ,well more than one and more than once,im not exagarating when i say i had to physicaly lift a roll of flab because it was covering her fanny
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you can watch a bit of telly then without her knowing
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when my mother in law bends over to pick something up and lets out a big fart
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because im depressed because no one will sell me a dog ive been thinking of things that will cheer me up.One of them is fat barmaids with elvis tattoos ,whats yours?
