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Everything posted by darkie
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your in the right city ,i wouldnt call her hard faced ,2 posh blokes are tying to turn her into a lady for a bet ,ill give you clue the film begins with a p
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and stole there drinks recepies
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oliver reed ,my great aunt georgie smoked a joint with oliver reed
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excellent this is a real hard one " not bloody likely" ill give you a clue its black and white and was briefly banned for the use of the word bloody ,especially as a woman said it
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no thats a poor guess heres a clue youd be suprised "make it so"
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IT'S also a Gypsy drink made of Ale boiled with Brandy.. IT'S also a Gypsy drink made of Ale boiled with Brandy.. well f**k me i never knew that ,any chance of a recepie
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the pleasure of one more easy immpression "death to the white whale " and i want the name of the actor who played this part most recently
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ahh ahhh you see thats the difference between a scot and an englishman,we call cannons eggs and you call them ...well ..cannons
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a prize
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humpty dumpty was the nick name given to great big cannon by soldiers ,it was destroyed some how in battle and coulndt be repaired
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thats so true .some twat with a monacle ordering farm hands and labourers on horse back to cavarly charge a german machine gun nest,
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yes
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i think you sum it there with the word" sheer arrogance" scot hunter but i would only relate that to the english upper classes ,aristocracy and royalty.At the time of the highland clearances and the irish famine and the outlawing of the welsh language ect ,there were english working class people in the slums of london ,gloucester bristol ect starving to death
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very very good ,but that was the characters name there were 2 actors who played him notably ill let you name just one
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cmon then educate a ignorate southener
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f**k me you lot are good ,one more now "damn your blood mr christian"
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after an outstanding performance of jack and the beanstalk performed by myself at bedtime complete with shadow beanstalk and cow, old darkie got to wondering what race the giant was ,i presume he wasnt english because he could smell the blood of englishmen and he wanted to grind there bones to make his bread,fee foe fie fum has a scottish ring to it so perhaps he was a scot,this got me wondering further why does every body who isnt english hate the english,im guessing its due to military and cultural oppression.im ashamed to admit my british history is very poor but im sure the answer lies in
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Travis Bickle,( R.di N.) Taxi Driver Do I win five pounds, Viz stylee? Cheers, D. thats outstanding work ,one more and you get a extra special prize"monty,you terrible c**t"
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"are you looking at me ,are you f*****g looking at me"
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f*****g marvellous.....did you like the way i squinted my eyes when i said it ? best out of 3?
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yeah but cmon,who doenst love the jews?
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i feel the tensions rising here,i think its time for one of my impressions ,a prize for who ever guesses who it is and what films it from "are you gonna pull those pistols ,or whistle dixie"
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excellent work.
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ill be your friend ,ill let you keep your cigar where i let jimmy saville keep his :icon_redface: :icon_redface:
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"im invited in for coffee and i give the dog a bone" who sings that then?
