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darkie

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  1. might be some sort of police evidence,he looks pretty worried
  2. He looks very pissed off
  3. you should go busking with it ,or britians got talent ,a singing nob is better than a singing dog
  4. farting out of the knob,the mans a genius
  5. I think they call that a finger bang,thats if they all had a go
  6. ive got a nice pair of nhs glasses ,they'll do
  7. thanks for all the advice lads im away to stick something up my arse
  8. cant be mate ,ive got a ford focus
  9. never trust a man who wears nhs glasses
  10. yeah thanks for that ,that's really helpful
  11. as I get older I have to get up in the night for a piss ,why is this?
  12. You can only be a Jew if your mother was Jewish, its a matriarchal religion
  13. darkie

    Bee Keepers

    bloke walks into a pub and starts chatting to the only other bloke in the bar,turns out there both bee keepers "how many bees you got then" says the first man "ive got 10 thousand bees and 10 hives ,how many have you got " says the second "ive got a million bees and one hive " says the first man " a million bees and one hive ,that's a bit cruel aint it !! " says the second "well" says the first man" there only bees ,f**k em"
  14. Mines a prostitute, she came back the other night with £300.50 pence,i said what tight sod gave you 50pence,she said they all did
  15. I saw a lion in west midlands safari park
  16. darkie

    Yeah Baby

    Ooh oooh yeah,the pope has shat in the woods,the bears a catholic
  17. darkie

    Yeah Baby

    That's the hammer!
  18. my mate had one of them on his market garden only a lot bigger ,the gas bottle went on his back .He swore by it and said it cut his weeding by half hed burn the weed seeds after hed ploughed ,thatwould be a good investment for a small allotment
  19. over the hill came a tall dark hansome stranger ,it was darkie clutching a orvis fly rod and wearing a hat with flys in it,suddenly realising he new nothing about fishing ,hunting or dogs and remebering how hed joined thl by mistake ,he dropped the rod and ran home to his mum
  20. i didnt realise bumble bees swarm
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