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  1. I must be on another planet, cos i wouldnt mind sharing christmas dinner with her, same with Theresa may, but we her, its the hump on her back as does it wi me merry christmas Daniel
  2. Somebody sounds a bit down , yes the world is in a mess, the only one we have though mate, so keep smiling, merry Christmas to you
  3. Somebody sounds a bit down , yes the world is in a mess, the only one we have though mate, so keep smiling, merry Christmas to you
  4. Dunno mate but I can see some shit flying
  5. just read about a pensioner in France , walked into hospital, they had to evacuate the hospital, cos he had a world war 2 bomb up his rectum
  6. It's one of keepdiggins , he's got loads of em.on the go, he shares em we this lurcherman chap,lol ?, they service em between em
  7. Never been on twitter, there's not one person on this planet I have any interest to follow , had a spell on twofacedbook a while back, load of attention seekers, this is the only place I view
  8. Hey up Arry, one of life's gentlemen, and as been said, a lovely kind hearted gesture from you , all the best matey to you all
  9. im up for it, its not exactly a pleasant jobby wiping ones own arse , neh mind someone else doing it, so if that day comes, im f****d if i no [BANNED TEXT] to do, lol, im losing it i am
  10. That's it pal, we Dunna give a f**k , cos were English, as fer me, I didn't get into my pit till late, so I'm gonna make a brew, and get back in it, and stay there till I heave wi maggots ,. Bugger it
  11. cheers pal, im doing ok, im close to my daughter, sin losing my mrs, only problem being, no dogs allowed, and its done my head in, but if i hadnt accepted this place, i could still be up north, i still get out a bit, doing a bit of trapping, out in middle of the neet feeding my foxy friends
  12. hey up dave, hows you matey, ive missed your posts , anyways, thats a cracker of a dog, a mean looking bugger, all the best we it matey, and a merry christmas
  13. Many happy memmories out in the fields , specially with Nell, the black one, gave her all she did,
  14. eh, bugger the dog, will you do the above fer me please
  15. Not exactly up my street, but ive loved ones to buy for, suppose i could have done it online, but i wasnt assured of the delivery dates, anyways, its all done now for another year
  16. Not long been back from doing some christmas shopping, in Colchester town centre, im glad to be back home, drunks, beggers, even young girls lying on the pavements, pissed up or on drugs, i used to live here back in 1982, lovely place, but now, i shant be going back in a hurry
  17. Im in work now, well not at this moment, but Wednesday and Thursday afternoons, gets me out the flat fer a few hrs, stops me from going a bit tapped meeting people having a chat n a laugh
  18. if you get an independant gas fitter, and hes not from Albania, shoot the bugger, this is Albania now
  19. Cant come out till monday, tell em your fresh from Albania , you fell out the tin pox dinghy on the way over and your piss wet through, they will be out pacey fekin pacey
  20. feeding there faces at the hotel Arry, then going the food bank fer more freebies
  21. its made me sad reading that mate, food banks warm banks, and yet all these foreigners entering good owd blighty, well, it was once good owd blighty, what a state this country has gotten itsen into
  22. Was taken out fer lunch today from a neighbour whom i look after best i can, bit of housework, bit of shopping and so on, went queens head west bergholt, he say get stuck in so i did, i crawled out the place on hands n knees i ate that much , spud more than a pig
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